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SHEEP OF THE WEEK
* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *
Well, it's Friday. And that means it's time for another episose of SHEEP OF THE WEEK.
Now as you know, with all the strange events happening in the Army lately (site hacking, CHELLE stripping naked and putting it in her avatar, FAB and me not fighting, Icon posting in Main, Denny thinking people will like him, Katydid up for mod status, ELVIS standing up for FORD, MAX having a sex-change operation), you'd think someone like P-Mark would be on edge and stressed. But the man is in love. And frankly, he deserves it. I can personally attest to the fact that P-Mark is a great guy and a very cool individual. And this makes today's induction easier than ever.
Now, we're not inducting today's cuntface because he attacked P-Mark. The bottom line is today's inductee is a bigger sheep than we've had in a while. In fact, this is the easiest nomination we've ever had. Me and my Pen admins practically didn't even need to discuss it, it was so obvious. And it's nominations like this that make me proud as fucking hell to be part of the SHEEP PEN.
So, without further ado, today's nomination is the piece of shit that does the city of Baltimore a disservice by calling himself baltimoreoriole .
baltimoreoriole being led into the Sheep Pen this morning
The wisdom of baltimore is never ending: "Your boy is a little bitch. DLR stands for Damn Little Remaining." Okay.
Or how about this: "How about you give me your 500 word essay on how David Lee Roth made SUCH A DIFFERENCE in YOUR life. Seems like you guys in denial have a problem w/ your inner child. Do you feel sorry for DLR, is THAT IT? It sure can't be his performance ability. And it sure as hell ain't VAN HALEN w/out Alex,Mike,and Eddie."
This is lovely too: "You crusty bastard. How many hours do you sit here and worship that egostistical bastard. About 50? Fuck dude. So when you go to bed do you dream about DLR thirty fucking years ago singing Running with the devil?"
Jesus, man...get a hobby.
You know what I don't understand? Where do these sheep come from? During what solar eclipse was this fucknut conceived? What bearded lady did his midget father fuck to conceive his mongoloid ass? Who on Earth spends his time coming to a David Lee Roth site to attack David Lee Roth fans and "convince" people that Dave is nothing? It's moronic.
Anyway, we throw sheep in every week. But this induction is different. Normally, us PEN ADMINS (Rikk, Bob, Bill, Matt) take tender loving care of our sheep. We try not to let them spend too much time in Bill's Chinese torture chamber...
Bill's special VOA rack of horror
Matt tries to make sure that none of our sheep are left alone with Carl...
Carl. Who is he? Where does he come from?
Bob tries to make sure none of our sheep are psychologically scarred by our resident sexual sadist, MERLE...
Merle, the Army's new sex symbol...
But baltimore definitely deserves NONE of this protection. You know what pisses me off the most? Comments like this: "Go to hell. PAnamerk can go fuck a pig."
Or this: "So what you are saying is that your 'gorgeous' girlfriend is cool w/ you pimpin' a has been? She might be pretty but sounds like to me she a dumb as a brick bat."
Insult MARY and P-MARK and you become my enemy...sheep or not. It's just a bonus that you are a fucking sheep. When this week is over, you will look like this:
Right?
" BALTIMORE , come to bed..."
Get him, boys.
* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *
Well, it's Friday. And that means it's time for another episose of SHEEP OF THE WEEK.
Now as you know, with all the strange events happening in the Army lately (site hacking, CHELLE stripping naked and putting it in her avatar, FAB and me not fighting, Icon posting in Main, Denny thinking people will like him, Katydid up for mod status, ELVIS standing up for FORD, MAX having a sex-change operation), you'd think someone like P-Mark would be on edge and stressed. But the man is in love. And frankly, he deserves it. I can personally attest to the fact that P-Mark is a great guy and a very cool individual. And this makes today's induction easier than ever.
Now, we're not inducting today's cuntface because he attacked P-Mark. The bottom line is today's inductee is a bigger sheep than we've had in a while. In fact, this is the easiest nomination we've ever had. Me and my Pen admins practically didn't even need to discuss it, it was so obvious. And it's nominations like this that make me proud as fucking hell to be part of the SHEEP PEN.
So, without further ado, today's nomination is the piece of shit that does the city of Baltimore a disservice by calling himself baltimoreoriole .
baltimoreoriole being led into the Sheep Pen this morning
The wisdom of baltimore is never ending: "Your boy is a little bitch. DLR stands for Damn Little Remaining." Okay.
Or how about this: "How about you give me your 500 word essay on how David Lee Roth made SUCH A DIFFERENCE in YOUR life. Seems like you guys in denial have a problem w/ your inner child. Do you feel sorry for DLR, is THAT IT? It sure can't be his performance ability. And it sure as hell ain't VAN HALEN w/out Alex,Mike,and Eddie."
This is lovely too: "You crusty bastard. How many hours do you sit here and worship that egostistical bastard. About 50? Fuck dude. So when you go to bed do you dream about DLR thirty fucking years ago singing Running with the devil?"
Jesus, man...get a hobby.
You know what I don't understand? Where do these sheep come from? During what solar eclipse was this fucknut conceived? What bearded lady did his midget father fuck to conceive his mongoloid ass? Who on Earth spends his time coming to a David Lee Roth site to attack David Lee Roth fans and "convince" people that Dave is nothing? It's moronic.
Anyway, we throw sheep in every week. But this induction is different. Normally, us PEN ADMINS (Rikk, Bob, Bill, Matt) take tender loving care of our sheep. We try not to let them spend too much time in Bill's Chinese torture chamber...
Bill's special VOA rack of horror
Matt tries to make sure that none of our sheep are left alone with Carl...
Carl. Who is he? Where does he come from?
Bob tries to make sure none of our sheep are psychologically scarred by our resident sexual sadist, MERLE...
Merle, the Army's new sex symbol...
But baltimore definitely deserves NONE of this protection. You know what pisses me off the most? Comments like this: "Go to hell. PAnamerk can go fuck a pig."
Or this: "So what you are saying is that your 'gorgeous' girlfriend is cool w/ you pimpin' a has been? She might be pretty but sounds like to me she a dumb as a brick bat."
Insult MARY and P-MARK and you become my enemy...sheep or not. It's just a bonus that you are a fucking sheep. When this week is over, you will look like this:
Right?
" BALTIMORE , come to bed..."
Get him, boys.
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