The Sheep Pen

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
The pleasure was all mine!

You rule bro!!!!

[bueno bob]

BTW, good news!

Ed just fucking BLEW UP in Arizona, trashed 2 guitars and damn near killed Sammy with the second one, apparently!

IT'S FUCKING OVER!

PARTY TIME!!!

[bueno bob]

OK, kids, I gotta jet for the night...I'm sure the story will be "Up for Breakfast" by tomorrow morning, but man oh man, "Black Friday" is promising to be a day long remembered in the hearts of us Rothtards worldwide!

Catch ya all on the flipside!

[Switch84]

I've been up since LAST NIGHT! This is some exciting news coming down the pike! I've gotta sleep, but I don't wanna miss SHIT!


I'll count the sheep while I'm here. There's plenty more of them loaded into the Pen after last night's Eddie Van Breakdown's spazz attack.


1, 2, 3, 4..............

[baltimoreoriole]

You kids done with the tantrum yet? If not, then you are going to have to go back to your rooms. And this time i will turn your computer off.

[Matt White]

What up slugger? Mom made you some Malt-o-meal this morning with a big glass of Hi-c?!? Don't let her catch you online, tryin' to run your nonsensical BS by the army.
Aren't you missing your favorite show?!?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by baltimoreoriole
You kids done with the tantrum yet? If not, then you are going to have to go back to your rooms. And this time i will turn your computer off.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last night, that son of a bitch baltimore spent the entire evening attacking Roth and going on about Ed as a class act with his life worked out while Roth was supposedly the mess. Then Ed goes berzerk tonight on stage and proves that he can't stand Van Hagar.

Gee, I think this kinda shuts B.O. up now, huh?

Eddie is the first lead guitarist in history to try and kill his lead singer onstage. (Too bad he didn't succeed.)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by baltimoreoriole
Another take from "outside my rear box" for you bunch of Roth lovin' badasses. I sniff spam and lap up hi bukkakai. Guys get outside and line up so I can blow everyone of you, smell the air, and get a fucking life....and let me feel your hairy balls on my face.


I'm a big fan of VanHagar as well.In the old days,you couldn't touch them.They were the epitome of a rock-n-roll lifestyle.
DLR's antics and charm were unmatched.They were FUN!

Sammy comes along and they become really gay, just the way I like 'em! The musicianship is fabulous and they top the charts.They still rocked,but they brought in more of a mainstream pop audience of leather clad gay men like me.They were still Great!

I had the pleasure of taking my boyfriend to see the Sammy/Dave solo tour a couple of years ago.I was pumped with the nozzle shoved up my rectum.
They alternated headlining from show to show.On the night we saw them,Sammy opened up.He was really sexy.His asshole was tight and he interacted with the crowd queers and it was an awesome performance of anal.Iwas psyched!
Now I've got to tell you,I'm a Dave superfanatic. I love the pictures of the young and sexy Dave! And I was ready to show my wife the best frontman in the history of rock.But she already saw him naked in the hotel room the night before. Dave had a threeway with her and Alex's wife.I knew that he'd have to put on a great show just to top Sammy's perfect sexual performance.I was excited.
He and his band came on stage,his song selection was great,all the heavy stuff.The problem was that the band was so loud that it was drownding out his weak vocals.Age hasn't been very kind to old Dave.He's still in good shape,but he looks old,fake,and weatherbeaten.Definitely not the Dave of the 70-80's[who is?].He's just not as sexy as he used to be, but I'd still blow him if he wasn't so heterosexual.
After about 4 songs,he stopped the show and had a diva moment.He challenged an audience member to a fight,it was ugly.I hate it when guys are sooo macho, the silly goose!
His schtick was still the same,but he couldn't pull it off.He's too old.I was really embarassed for him.
That night,Sammy showed who the front man is.He got in "front" of me while I was on my knees!My throat still hurts!
Nobody can take away what Dave did in his heyday,but it's over.
He doesn't have the talent to carry him in his 50's.Sure,he's cool.But his sex appeal just doesn't work with the young guys like me anymore.
That's my opinion and I'm sticking it right up my fat, hairy ass!

Dude, that is a shocking revelation! You are very brave, let me applaud your candor!

[Matt White]

Nov. 20, 2004.
EVH , back to normal!

[Nickdfresh]

Sammy gets bukkakied by Eddie:




Ow, that fret board really hurts when deeply implanted in your rectum.

[Matt White]

EVH: "ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!! MOTHERRRRRRRFUCKKKERRRRRR!!!!
YOU BETTER BE WERIN' A CUP, MOTHERRRRFUCKKKERRRRR!!!!
AAAARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Eddie, have you been hiding these and not taking them?

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Eddie, have you been hiding these and not taking them?

BUWHAHAHAHAAA!!! Eddie Van Breakdown, the 'Drugstore Cowboy'!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Rikk
But it's beautiful, MAX. It's a beautiful picture! (Well, at least we know that BirdHead thinks it's a beautiful picture... )

rikk, just came back and saw you avatar...you're one sick bastard

roth on, bro

[Rikk]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
rikk, just came back and saw you avatar...you're one sick bastard

roth on, bro

LOL!!!!