The Sheep Pen

[Blacklisted]

Is that a legitimate website?

[Nickdfresh]

MICHAEL get back into your room and finish your "rack o' lamb" and drink down your waborita to get you in the mood for 'HANDLING' the sheep!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
MICHAEL get back into your room and finish your "rack o' lamb" and drink down your waborita to get you in the mood for 'HANDLING' the sheep!

Who gets quiet time with Michael tonight?

[Nickdfresh]

How 'bout this little heifer Baltimoreasshole?

[Nickdfresh]

Ed's definately getting way too baked on the Cabo tequila. He was using the pen entertainment center to watch "Live Without a Net." Claims he's was tryin' to get real angry at the sheep!

But I swear he was dancin' to "Summer Nights" while placing kittens down his pants the sick fuck!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Ed's definately getting way too baked on the Cabo tequila. He was using the pen entertainment center to watch "Live Without a Net." Claims he's was tryin' to get real angry at the sheep!

But I swear he was dancin' to "Summer Nights" while placing kittens down his pants the sick fuck!

Son of a bitch!

But I should ask you this, Nick: as head of the SHEEP PEN ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, why do we have a copy of LIVE WIHOUT A NET in the first place???

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Son of a bitch!

But I should ask you this, Nick: as head of the SHEEP PEN ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, why do we have a copy of LIVE WIHOUT A NET in the first place???

ED stole it from the sheep contraband room! He was dancing to it so I had to slap him around a bit. He even lied to me saying he thought it was a 83' US Festival boot!

[Nickdfresh]

I also found this in ED'S pocket along with some assorted mummified fingers!

[Rikk]

I think ED should really watch himself. This guy is supposed to be our psychotic custodian. But then he gets drunk on CABO tequila and watches LIVE WITHOUT A NET? That shit cannot stand.

Did you write him up?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I think ED should really watch himself. This guy is supposed to be our psychotic custodian. But then he gets drunk on CABO tequila and watches LIVE WITHOUT A NET? That shit cannot stand.

Did you write him up?

I beat him and made him sign his quarterly evaluation in his own blood. The sick fuck liked it! I think he was listening to Van Hagar out of some perverse masochistic tendencies! He wasn't listening 'cause he liked it, he was listening 'cause he liked the agony and severe mental anguish it caused him!

[Matt White]

The best part of havin' crazy Uncle Ed around is that the PEN has never looked so clean. All the waste, the bodie parts, the............
Wait a minute. "ED!!!"
FUCK! That guy refuses to waste any part of the SHEEP. I found this SHEEP skin cover on a lamp in the study. Thats disgusting. I think I can make out the CABO tattoo of Rockvanhalen66. THAT explains why nobody has seen 'em in weeks. DAMN HIM. We were so close to rehabilatating that one.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Matt White
The best part of havin' crazy Uncle Ed around is that the PEN has never looked so clean. All the waste, the bodie parts, the............
Wait a minute. "ED!!!"
FUCK! That guy refuses to waste any part of the SHEEP. I found this SHEEP skin cover on a lamp in the study. Thats disgusting. I think I can make out the CABO tattoo of Rockvanhalen66. THAT explains why nobody has seen 'em in weeks. DAMN HIM. We were so close to rehabilatating that one.

Uh oh! I knew I SHOULDN'T have bought that funny leather wallet and those bars of homemade soap! ED!!

[Rikk]

Yeah, where is COCKVANHALEN69?

POOP BOY, do you know what happened to him? I thought you two guys were seeing each other or something.

[Nickdfresh]

We have a new sheep in town. And just when I thought we were goin' to have a servere wool and lamb chop shortage for CHRISTMAS! ROASTEDGARLICMA oh so loves live SPAMMY VAN HAGAR! ED get your cutlery nice and sharp in preperation!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
We have a new sheep in town. And just when I thought we were goin' to have a servere wool and lamb chop shortage for CHRISTMAS! ROASTEDGARLICMA oh so loves live SPAMMY VAN HAGAR! ED get your cutlery nice and sharp in preperation!

Nick, how come you're always mean to Carl? What did that guy ever do to you? Why can't you give him some of this work?

You always play favorites with ED, and it's not fair!!!

Just look at Carl...

The poor guy needs you to give him a chance to prove himself.