The Sheep Pen

[bueno bob]

You know what?

Fuck this.

I'm going all out and I'm gonna tell ALL you sad sack o shit mother fuckers WHY the sheep pen was moved.

You wanna know?

YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW???











































































































IT WAS BECAUSE OF STEVE FUCKIN' KUSER!!!

[Matt White]

Ponies?

:D Carl likes the pretty ponies!!!

"Ponies HATE Hagar SHEEP! Nice Pony!"
"Carl & Pony go and TRAMPLE SHEEP!"

[scottydabodi]

Steve Kuser, huh? Hmmm...

[scottydabodi]

Thsi whole deal with the pen being moved kinda sucks, and has caused quite a stir, but the ACTUAL reason for moving it seems a bit mysterious to me. Although there are several strong ideas as to WHY, a CLEAR and definative answer has yet to arise...

[Nickdfresh]

Here or there or everywhere, we still have sheep to heard! Carl! You and your henchmen get off your asses and get the fire pit lit!

[Matt White]

That crazy Bastard ED is lookin' for SHEEP all over the NATION!!!
He just phoned in from ASPEN!!!
Stay 'outta trouble ED!!!

[Matt White]

Hrumph!

[Rikk]

Okay boys. Keep an eye out this week for another Dave-hating sheep. This Friday we go all out with our SHEEP OF THE WEEK.

Things are good. Now let's keep this on topic, shear the latest sheep to lamb chops and then drink a cold beer.

Matt, you get to watch Carl on Sunday night. Nick, you take duty Monday.

And make sure Ed doesn't get hold on MAX's copy of the 10-13 album or LONG ROAD TO CABO DVD. That could be disasterous.

[Nickdfresh]

Sheep are on the prowl! DaveIsAHasBun is lurking, trying to stir shit up. That little Sammy lover needs to be sheared,...the cunt! Hey, has anyone seen Baltimoreasshole? I think Merle might have baked his ass into a Baltimore casserole.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Fuckin' A, looks like Carl and Ed had another all nighter last night!!!!!! Hope Carl is just as brutal with a hangover.........someone get hat fucker some coffee, and a copy of Balance to wake him up!!!!!!1

[Bill Lumbergh]

Even Biff's been distracted lately!

[Nickdfresh]

Ed's at it again! I caught him DOWNLOADING VAN HAGAR bootlegs on the PEN computer last night! Say's he's burning CD copies to reward the sheep during good SEX-TORTURE sessions! One crazy fuck I say!

[bueno bob]

I spoke with Ed...he made his own "best of" (does such a thing as "best of" even exist with Hagar?), here was the track listing...

1 - I Can't Drive 55
2 - Give to Live
3 - Eagles Fly
4 - Heavy Metal
5 - Red
6 - In the Night
7 - Your Love is Driving Me Crazy
8 - Two Sides of Love
9 - Buying My Way Into Heaven
10 - I'll Fall in Love Again
11 - I've Done Everything for You
12 - Turn Up the Music
13 - Cruisin' and Boozin'
14 - Don't Make Me Wait
15 - One Way to Rock
16 - Plain Jane
17 - This Planet's On Fire

Ed, Ed, Ed...you damn near might be heading for the Sheep Pen yourself, I say...

[Nickdfresh]

If I catch him singing "Bad Motor Scooter" one more time!

[bueno bob]

I know...you think he'd at least move on to "Rock Candy" or "Space Station #5" or something...