The Sheep Pen

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I know, NICK. I've been considering throwing BILL LUMBERGH out of the Pen for his love of Don Johnson (he also owns the PHILIP MICHAEL THOMAS 8-CD BOX SET W/ BONUS DVD).

But I've decided on another possible "solution"...

Come on Rikky, like you dont own "Phillip Michael Thomas: Live in Hoboken 97' "?! He rocked the fuckin' house, and even did the encores in his full Miami Vice get up. Classic isnt even the word.......oh by the way, just because I havent been around much the last few weeks doesnt mean everyone (cough...Nick....cough)can play out their gay fanatasies with sheep in the Chamber. Yes, my snakes and imprisoned victims DO have eyes.........

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Come on Rikky, like you dont own "Phillip Michael Thomas: Live in Hoboken 97' "?! He rocked the fuckin' house, and even did the encores in his full Miami Vice get up. Classic isnt even the word.......oh by the way, just because I havent been around much the last few weeks doesnt mean everyone (cough...Nick....cough)can play out their gay fanatasies with sheep in the Chamber. Yes, my snakes and imprisoned victims DO have eyes.........

Hey Bill, just callin' it like I see it! And those sheep walked into MY PEN PAWN SHOP! ME and JED can do what WE want to them!


But these are all lies meant to distract all cover up your obsession with THESE MASKS I FOUND BILL!

[Matt White]

That's gonna leave a stain.

[bueno bob]

Uhhh.....I think we need to get somebody on the Pen case here...we have a lot of repressed homosexuality going on, I think

[bueno bob]

Just remember, Wet Ho's are more expensive.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Uhhh.....I think we need to get somebody on the Pen case here...we have a lot of repressed homosexuality going on, I think

This is an occupational hazard to being exposed to SHEEP on a daily basis! Sort of like PCB's cause cancer, Van Hagar causes latent homoeroticism.

For more information and examples of this, read posts at VH Links.

[Matt White]

GRATUITOUS NUDITY....COMIN' UP!!!!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
where all the white women at

"lawsengane____________________________!!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

MATT! Stop sending me this shit..........I will not be a party to your diabolical plot to convert Rikk into a Van Hagar lover so we have an excuse to shoot him ......oh wait he already IS a Van Hagar lover! Alright, I'll give him the single, maybe it'll help him get a fat chick into bed.

[Nickdfresh]

Uh-Oh! Looks like we have a cat fight in the PEN!


"But I want NICKDFRESH!"

"SHUT UP BITCH! Nikki's MINE!"

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
MATT! Stop sending me this shit..........I will not be a party to your diabolical plot to convert Rikk into a Van Hagar lover so we have an excuse to shoot him ......oh wait he already IS a Van Hagar lover! Alright, I'll give him the single, maybe it'll help him get a fat chick into bed.

I'm no Van Hagar lover, and I don't like fat chicks ('cept your Mom, she's okay)...but I do know that Ed found this under your pillow this afternoon when cleaning the Admin. quarters:



He contacted me immediately and there will be a Court Martial, followed by an afternoon with this guy...

[Matt White]

Found some new Wallpaper for the Pen Addmins offices.

[Nickdfresh]

Biff, get yer' ass outta' bed boy! We got work to do you lazy fuck!


Carl! What the fuck?! What's that? The PEN ADMINISTRATORS HAVE BECOME PUSSIES!!!! CARL! If you weren't holding that chainsaw, I'd kick yer' ass you smelly, unwashed cannibul. But since you are, I'll say FUCK YOU THEN! Stay the fuck away from me Carl. Don't bite the hand that feeds you mutton barbecue!


Ed! It's time to ROCK dude! Get you SHEEP attitude reajustment tools. Excellent Ed, that's the spirit!

Alright! Dr. Satan needs NO prompting to get to work! He's already getting psyched up by inhaling his nitrious oxide. You rock, the hardest workin' man in the PEN lately.

Whoa! Rikk's girlfriend! You look hot today! So very stunning in your little thong bikini and your AK-47 with an extended 75 round drum magazine. Oh Rikki's a lucky man indeed.


NOW! Fire the OVENS MERLE!

Merle! Get off the fucking computer!

[Matt White]

Ed's in the mood for some cookin'.....

[DavidLeeNatra]

wow...nick, that's a cuty...may I hire her as a waitress or security...that DLR7884-country boy-rookie always tries to make his way in...and we are no kiddie bar...at least no male-kiddie-bar