The Sheep Pen

[Bill Lumbergh]

The Sheep Pen- Where are they now? Vol. 2

Our spotlight this time around is on none other than that legend of the wool...........Kid Vegas!!!! This shit stain needs no introduction.........you might remember him as the mindless idiot who was constantly on Jim (who?) Dandy's nuts. He stirred up quite a few strong emotions here in a relatively short time here, and got himself slapped down daily by some of the sites best posters. Well we located this little prick and you might be surprised at his new occupation............

Vegas now rocks the strip as the city's most popular new male prostitute/party host. For 19.95 an hour you get a hot rim job, an accapella serenade of "Love Walks In", as well as getting to pose with a photo with a cardboard cutout of Jim Dandy himself.

kid vegas, as he appeared at his peak on the Roth Army Forums...........

[Bill Lumbergh]

The legend himself, Vegas on the job...........

[Bill Lumbergh]

Vegas and his buddies, Diaper, cockvanhalen66, and LSD get pumped up for that nights Van Hagar show. The four represented 20 percent of the nights audience.....

[rustoffa]

Now they've taken up boating.....sheesh.....

[Rikk]

SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT

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Well, for a while it seemed that the Sheep Pen had done all its work and the world was safe from such evil as newly-printed copies of VOA or LIVE: RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW to satisfy demand as sick as a serial killer's. But in the last week or two, we've suddenly been inundated with new sheep, plus OU81POOP has finally pulled his head out of his mom's pussy long enough to start typing nonsense and gibberish in various threads. ("Does it seem cold in here to you?" No POOPBOY, but it suddenly smells.) Fellow Pen-supporters, it's time to be strong!

First off, starting with the less important stuff, we have two new sheep to induct into the SHEEP PEN. I would like to announce the induction, first off, of the cunt DAVID LEE WRATH. Who knows who this moron really is? It could be OU81POOP in disguise (but probably not because POOP's grammar is much worse). Anyway, this idiot is nothing but a dumb trouble-maker that actually thinks WHEN EAGLES FLY is a good song. (Quick note: even remotely liking anything off of Sammy Hagar's self-titled solo album from 1987 buys you an automatic one-year sentence into the SHEEP PEN, with no possibility of parole...I remember an individual that once posted that GIVE TO LIVE has good lyrics...well, this poor sod is still serving out his time in Pen #4, next to the shitter). Do you want a sample of DAVID LEE WRATH's handiwork?

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You tools never disappoint.

LOL.

Buncha fag-0-matic wankers!
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Yeah, thanks for coming out...idiot. Go hand Hagar more "paper money" and leave the Rothtards alone before we get FAB to sit on you. Guwapo, I leave it up to you to re-Christen DAVID LEE WRATH. Think of a good name for this bastard.

One more induction: the ultimate "looser" BACK IN ACTION. I think we'll have to rename him BACK ACTION...or maybe something more creative? I have an idea of one individual that could rename him. But before I get to that, let's have a sample of this cunt's writing:

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They certianly don't need your jealous ass copying there posts and bashing it here.
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(Why would an ass be jealous? Because it isn't a penis?)

Let's read more:

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guess I'll duck and hide now before I loose an eye.
Damn, give it a rest loosers.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this sheep must be married to cockvanhalen69. Let's play a new game called SPOT THE BAD SPELLER AND KILL IT. Well, welcome aboard BACK IN ACTION.


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The next announcement...and MUCH MORE IMPORTANT...

We'd like to welcome our latest administrator to the SHEEP PEN. This is a man that has worked hard and contributed much to our fine prison. This man has been a long-serving and excellent poster in the VH community, and we're more than proud to welcome him to the SHEEP PEN ADMINISTRATION STAFF.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...LOU!!!

That's right, Lou is now an administrator at the SHEEP PEN. Now, we all know of Lou's deep love for Sammy Hagar, sheep, and the Pen's biggest friends, like FAB . So, we thought it fitting that Lou join us and offer his regular posts, his suggestions, votes, artwork, crafts, cookies, pasta, beer, income...

Anyway, we are now a VERY strong administration staff, dedicated to keeping down all manner of sheep (and I mean ALL). The staff now consists of myself, MAX, Guwapo, Bill and Lou. If you have any issues with sheep or sheep-like behavior, or if you feel that you yourself are becoming a sheep, please e-mail me or one my administrators and we will take care of the problem. Will allow no more lamb stench at the Army, thank you very much.

Lou has many ideas to offer...including one very interesting nomination idea. Bill, however, will be telling me his choice for SHEEP OF THE WEEK sometime today...last week, we forgot to ask for Bill's vote, so it is his job to pick the SOTW for this next week and I will announce it tomorrow.

Again, please welcome Lou...and I have included a recent picture of Lou for his file.

[ZahZoo]

Well I guess Lou will now have a good use for those rubber boots he wears all the time...

[tjvhou812]

first off prikk, i mean rikk, no i mean prikk....

does it seam cold in here to you is a dlr lyric, you little bitch....

and make sure im sheep of the week this week, you cunt
stop passing me by

but anyway......does it seam cold in here to you rikk

tell your girlfriend max i said hi

[Matt White]

I saw that muckraker BACKDOORACTION posting yesturday Rikk. Same old SHEEP mentality. He sure didn't like being identified as a SHEEP. But, like a great man said, "You ARE what you IS!".
As for SHEEPWRATH, missed him while I was at work. Took a look at his handy work. DOLT. It makes you wish that the least intelligent of the Van Hagar sowing circle would stay some and send some of their more learned brethren. Oh well, put these two ASS CLOWNS in their stalls. I'm sure they'll start trying to raise a ruccus around here soon enough.


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
does it seam cold in here to you is a dlr lyric, you little bitch....

Yep, although I'm sure it was originally spelled correctly, he was quoting song lyrics from Push Come To Shove

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
does it seam cold in here to you is a dlr lyric, you little bitch....

Gee, I didn't know that. Try FAIR WARNING, track 6... Idiot. But it's become your new catchphrase or something ("does it seem cold in here to you") and I'm tired of you defacing Roth lyrics in this manner.

Second, you are NOT going to be SOTW this week. Fuck you. You know why? Because you'd like it too much. We have much bigger lamb to fry right now. Also, you are boring. Also, you are cockvanhalen69 with a different username...that's it.

Plus, it's up to Bill this week. Actually, if you can convince him, then you're SOTW. But I doubt it.

Cunt.:p

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ya know Rikk, I'm NOT at all fat! Most men would be rather happy to have me sit it on them!

I may not be a size 5 but I have a nice voluptuous body... I'm happy with it...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Yep, although I'm sure it was originally spelled correctly, he was quoting song lyrics from Push Come To Shove

LOL. I know..."seam", huh?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Ya know Rikk, I'm NOT at all fat! Most men would be rather happy to have me sit it on them!

I may not be a size 5 but I have a nice voluptuous body... I'm happy with it...

I've seen a recent pic of you. Anyway, don't sit on me.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Which one? Was I fat?
Don't worry I won't sit on you, I know you hate me but Brian Young doesn't!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Which one? Was I fat?
Don't worry I won't sit on you, I know you hate me but Brian Young doesn't!

You're easy, huh? Well, good for you.:eek: