The Sheep Pen

[candy]

Originally posted by Warham
The whites of my eyes, huh?

Are you sure it's worth the wait?

:D

I'll take my chances!


But....

You can give me just the eyes and I'll put 2 & 2 together. :D

[Warham]

I think I can do that...

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
Shows how little you know about women. Titties are NOT right next to a vagina (unless you're FAB of course)!:D

oh my FUCKIN'god that's NASTY

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Warham
Yep, her belly button is above her nipples.

GROSS

[Matt White]

GUNTRIFIC!!!!

[vanzilla]

Here's some of the crap that idiot BOBGNOTE has polluted this place with. Good luck with deciphering it.

************************************************** *******
I will be posting here and at CVH site, to see what happens.

Punks got all into trolling the closed CVH is valuable thread, then it closed. Shows character by the moderators, to get that done when we've all been waiting 20 years since JUMP, and apparently, punks with no rock want to keep waiting the same jerky, NY-Joisy, poodle-humping way, so dogs or whatever can get up and hump the lineup.

Got CVH for me? I have some for you. And since Zero-intelligence is walking on my thread looking for his French buddy till it closed, you need to respond over here to issues, or get told what a suck you are.

Fair and square, punks with no rock and whoever. YOU post, I post. Keep it that way.

[vanzilla]

Christ - he would't shut up here....
************************************************** *******
Problem is, when your CVH hair models get together over CVH-reunion, DAVE said he needs something unspecified that ED knows he has to provide, and ED says DLR ain't what he used to be, so Ed won't get up 25% of a group that was made only to market ripped guitar, WHILE HYPING ED AS NOT ONLY COMPOSER, BUT AS GUITAR PLAYER OF THE YEAR AFTER YEAR, which he ain't.

Some of you guys have been waiting all your lives or 34 years, for CVH to get happening, and you sure are stupid and still waiting for what will never happen because it cannot happen. You cannot spell 'DUCK' same as, 'HAIR MODEL.'

What part of Jim Carrey looks like my cousin Dave and stony buddy Jeff has long blonde hair don't you get? The dumber part? What part of Hanks and Scolari and Wendy Jo didn't you see, on grainy 80s TV?

What part of Stern might have to run a Jesus-Twins reunion didn't you Moderators to be Ridiculed see already? Is CVH valuable? So, GET SOME OF IT BEFORE ANOTHER 30 YEARS GO BY, and get eating me real nice over it! DAVE has already been through, 'I know the LAW, friend.' He gets to think about it, more and more, including SEC regs.

ED is a golfing organ player, or there would still be a CVH, TODAY! Dave TV vids FROM THE 80s showed you a posture where Dave goofs about how he has a Stern-size, enzyte issue. Wouldn't have come up in a video, IF THAT DID NOT RELATE TO THE ENZYTE-EDDIE JUMP-TRICK, WHERE ED VH HAD STILL MORE GOOD GUITAR DUPE DAVE KNEW ABOUT, YET ED VH MARKETED THE FAKE AS ORGAN RIFFS, JUST LIKE THE WHO DID, LIKE GEILS DID WITH HARP, like Blacula, Bleakula, and Barfula did in re Average Funky Whiteboy riffs, knocking off one guitar with a bunch of horns.

If you guys could play rock like you choke chicken or choke on the BIG ones, we wouldn't have a web full of 30 years of geeky rockin' crap, re fakers' reunions. The guys like rock more than girls do, so this closet-VH site is like a load of fags wanting the Kids in the Hall to get back.

Intriguingly, it'd take the Kids in the Hall to get the most turnstile out of a gay-by-name crowd, hair-rockers to get the queerest audience to ante up. Think all those GIRLS paid to be poodles with DAVE and Ed? Get CVH back together, and you might sell to girls who PAY to get in.

You cannot have CVH back, by punking at me OR at Howard Stern, OR by pissing DAVE off by putting him in a pit with ED the ORGAN-guy!

You losers might have the rock music you want, you just cannot have the CVH sound by putting DAVE the MC with ED VH the hairy organ guy. Making music takes RIFFS. CVH takes a guitarist named BOB, as does so much other rock you guys have been expecting stupidly to show up with fakers who have only some of the fake going on, they cannot cover the style given to them, and now, they need fresh blood.

What part of What About BOB or Bob the sequel haven't you golfed through for the last 30 years? Bill Murray has to make movies about stuff I'd never imitate, even if they shot it up in Minnesota like they're Zimmy freaks into JAWS. If you music FANS were smart enough to play golf or any other sport, listen to BIRDS (feed 'em), you might be smart enough to figure you cannot have CVH by geeking ED VH into another scene which causes him to make excuses or offer DOUBLETALK. YOU CANNOT EVEN IN ANOTHER 30 YEARS HAVE MORE CVH SOUND, BY INVOLVING EDDIE VAN HALEN IN ITS MANUFACTURE. Spike on Buffy looks like Billy Idol for an artistic reason. Idol's guitarist is a better duper than ED, since the 1980s, it just takes him longer to popularize material up to where Bily Idol was, pre-crash. Crowds love duper Eddie way more than they should, since crowds and their geeks self-stroke to CVH in a bizarre, perpetual motion nuisance.

In 1979, I had just jammed up what the super-dupers would market as And the Cradle Will Rock and Everybody Wants Some, with whatever, by chugging two Molsens and getting my old Gibby amp to the rooftop of a students' residence, where many from the LA basin and Orange County came up to school. One nice young lady went to ED VH HS, and when a number of us were on topic why VH, Travers, Stones, Zep, James Gang, and loads of corporate creeps were turning up with what the other CAL students heard me play, she mantioned how she would go right up to Ed, security complications and all, and ask him what he was doing with all the CVH you guys jerk to.

Those present had a good laugh, and the young lady transferred mid-year, when she was filled in on just how bad things were for US, in Berkeley CA, while I was there getting ripped off, unable to get the marching band fallout to do public performances of any kind. I obviously was too innovative for the deadheads, and too many rock players were just trash looking to sell fake powders amidst the music-beer scene. I had to get suburban and learn to play tennis, and find out the burbs also have a big fake scene, inlcuding the one around Ronnie Montrose, where all the dweebs from my old HS were hanging on, not anymore. One of 'em came over to my house and jammed up what instantly became Reach For the Sky, which demotivated him for drumming and for music as a profession.

Some CAL folks and others who are media-sensitive know who I am. Many of those are the people you watch play the sports on TV. You cannot hide me or the lack of good music, evident when I either slowed my production or quit playing. Time Warner and SONY-Bert are now to be undermined in the stock market, where before they were unlawfully inflated. Sports will have to incorporate concerts, or falter. Concerts are getting compressed around the 70s. You can't have what you don't pay me for, if you aren't Kutcher with the big staff of clowns. Even if all you have is doubt, you cannot ignore circumstances; ED has had a lot of chances to play well and failed.

All KINDS of passersby used to know I am where the good rock is, but nobody could keep up, except the over-producers, enabled to rippoff FOR NEARLY 34 YEARS.

Just because I was good at guitar was no reason to keep drawing the big, hard HEAT into a students' residence, but they let me do that, all through the 1970s. The RATT-rips should have kept you guys going for awhile. Remember, all that sound from their two or more instruments is to simulate what ONE GUITAR does for me. If you want more VH-1984 sound, you need to get your poodles off your media, including this site, and send money over HERE. You need actual guitar, not golf or ORGANS, for any of that rock stuff, especially CVH or any of the other sounds I can cook right up like Manny's planeloads.

The CVH sound is easier and more deliberate than a LOT of stuff a number of us occasional guitar wizards can all play. Some of mine turns up as the burnin' HW jr. riffs at early 90s Super Bowl sync, the very LAST time you saw HW Jr. hold a guitar on TV, or the Limp Bizkit runs unusual except for the Bizkit LIVE LP. Durst then did a bunch of tryouts to steal more riffs, but he needs what I do, not what tryouts do. This goes right to Stern, who has been good about putting strippers up instead of geekery re rock none of you can play and none of you know about, just because you can punk up this site about what you'd LIKE TO be able to geek about, with authoritay.

As for that rank in my caption, I suggest the moderators get some respect together, and write: 'For the money, ON THE MONEY.' I have more Semper Fi than this Army has seen. Want the US soldiers to like it in the front row? Better get in step with me and with what I write.

Keep calling me any kind of 'cocktard,' and it's going to take you some good blowjobs to get right with any kind of program, for YOU to get back CVH or anything like it. from ME, where it came from in the first place. On a not-bad guitar, all CVH takes is three minutes from me, drunk or sober. Wait FOREVER, for your organic hair-model ED to get any of that going. Hey, this site could serve, but do you want hair or ROCK MUSIC? Do you even know what you would do for MUSIC, not just some geeky fan-mail flounder-frenzy, like Matt's and Mod #'s?

[vanzilla]

Short, but what's the point?
************************************************** ******
When DAVE stands up for himself, he says stuff about organs.

When does he play GOLF? I would play golf more.

Those who play GOLF sometimes figure out WHAT ABOUT BOB, etc., since Bill Murray and ED go to all those tourneys.

Why DAVE hasn't got any more ORGAN remarks to keep the VH poodles on this site from trolling, I don't know. IS CVH valuable?
Who thinks SAMMY controls CVH? He may have a say in only a way.

I can cook up CVH in three minutes, on a bad guitar. Top that, Jimmy

[vanzilla]

And last but not least - this masterpiece of feces:
************************
BBC something had the Red-dWarf and the Special Ed TV vizzle-barf-box, and you, BF, need tolook at this as a sign of the times.

Doggy Dog looks catlike. Adam of Crows looks like Lister. What is the Dave-TV angle during this well-known BEEB, since it involves cultural silliness that Star Wars guys and Ron Reagan Jr. might shoot, in their complex, major vizzle way, in lots of other developments for vid. That damn Greer will golf his way right by my butt and I won't get paid, AGAIN, and I hate that, it burns my ass to be old homey, all clever and not that paid but so, so whuppin on you little homeys and fakers! I think it's time for your BBC-X cultural lecture, then some FOX, which I admit I am conditioned to seek and bark at.

I play football a LOT better than those damn clowns who just beat up on old Barker and get the gales of giggles out of all the Brownies. Still, for any money I'd SNL that damn Barker, sioux him upside. Watch out for me in any vehicle, you damn goats. See ERMEY? The DI Marine from NAM? That's a CLUE. If that craption up there on my bognote handle says groupie instead of DI, you aren't being good little army dogs up there in DLR Army site piggie-blanket-depot.

So, what part of Hagar is a Prince like DAVE is so hard to understand. Hagar the Horrible does all the historic BAD dupe, VH didn't have to. Trans Am? No Burt and Sally? It SUCKS but it sells to this day. But so does Beasties. Sammy played guitar, too, better than Ed, A LOT OF THE TIME. But you see, FS, a Red Dwarf is a hidden, giant-like star, with gravity that dominates the area around it.

That beeb sitcom tells the coming of Century 21 media beeyatches, and did I tell you to lighten up and listen to birdies and the rest of the napoleonic soft parade, like good infantry? CVH spin-bimbos are just Corn-vis-hole spinners, churning up where a burn is already old. Get the BIG PICTURE, THE FUTURE IS NOW vizzles. Semper hifi, or eat shit and die, in your bigass, sinkable bathtubs.

BF Sammy, don't you and your ORGAN fetish seem to be out? You might be a spook, so you are welcome instead of the usual bloodless VH redcrips, trolling. If there is an organ player around me it's Stinky from Stanford, Jewnior, and if he ends up drunk in a tape ball in the corner of a room, it's all good, Snerds'll pay to look at it.

YOU might be some kind of Have-a-Takillya Sammy, huh? Aren't you kind of TROLLING, with your ORGAN donations? Ed cannot lineup with YOU or with David Lee Roth OR with Sammy Hagar. Future CVH is gay!

Here's WHAT:

For designer-small, modern facilities, any player like DAVID LEE ROTH can get me to cook up a studio-beat on viz, right NOW. The Snerds can be easily spun All that way, if somebody Johnnies 'em, as an example of how college makes kids nutty enough to scratch when somebody zips 'em. I cross over in the PAC-10 crowds all I want, one day. A LOT, now, but I still do the sports at that level, so I'll stay there. If you are smart enough to graduate like I did, you get some.

That cup of coffee with any Dave-TV means half-and-half shared revs and expenses, accrued and accountable.

Any tour, like the one impending with DLR Army or whatever, has OLD things to cover. I have not heard a lot of modern DLR, no wonder. Yankmecrankmebutdongotoshoyounostinkinbadges, when I play, Weird Al and everybody get to WORK again. Do you DOUBT?

THAT is why I throw up stuff about SEC, USDOJ, and future CVH production, any time I want. I was smarter than most folks when I played guitar, I'm smarter now, and nobody named dumbass from NY, nomatterwhathisfirstnameis can possibly drive me off, simply. In order to tune up, I need easements. IF I get those, YOU get CVH+, next edition, and screw YOU if you haven't heard Gates tore off from CAL, as well as TW and SONY-Bert.

But in a lagging, half-and-half awake state, I play better, practiced or not, than about anybody. If I haven't played, so what, you guys eat my bad fudgies and pay extra for bad stadium chow, or eat your peanut butter and like it for having an eighth of anything AND a show.

Any progression that leads to GOOD ROCK MUSIC requires some instant and persistent respect for ME, and with a few half-and-half cups of coffee and around the track, I can begin to eat right, pitch-hit-D, and swing for the fences like THAT. You can see me waiting in line to play games with the best, when I get that. I'm good already, wrinkly or not. ALEX in our house is that old, goddamn, Darth Vader's Daddy guy who can make me blacken a toe if I don't foresee his presence at court, and wear shoes fitted from his store. Goddam dad hits drops AND swats AND runs like hell, but all A. Van Halen does is cop drum style and get kowtows from toadies and perv the budget, like anybody else involved with the great rock swindle, of the 1970s.

Protect YOUR white bums, dudes. I do covers by urgent request. Any idea WHY? LOTS of reasons! I have a perception problem with WHY do I have to prove anything to anybody named SAMMY, who has his own Tequila and he's TOO FAT?

So, meantimes, remember the NAVY. When the Higher and Higher thing went, the Blues buzzed ME. I mean, they followed me to the next town when I road there, doing low-level stuff they'd get busted for today, ALL ALONG THE WAY. When I got to the t-court all of 6 miles from their usual airshow passage, one did a circle for a good goddam while, while I tested San Diego Bob's oldstyle longie, not perfected then, but getting interesting, now.

When the NAVY wants my attention, they sometimes use HORNETS. The FA-18 and varients is the best rock aircraft, and we know it. THEY are without what they need for good airshows. Higher and Higher is good media, but it steers toward the Air Force, where the NAVY pimps nukes, evades biodiesel, and started the Viet Nam War. But hey, the Hornet is the BEST rockshow airplane, and you ain't a pilot or something, you might be too boring for me. Too bad about the level of commitment needed in the M-16 era of anti-procurement. the USAF and I have a gig coming, might be nasty, but not boring, and I harbor their graduates.

IF I ever play guitar again, I might have to think of how I quit playing after the Angels' show that year and something else, for a good while. But when I plug in our save that Nady, get out the HORNETS.

Pay to get in, or sorry about your luck and you enlisted. LISTEN UP, inductees, servicepersons, and anticipated ASSHOLES! I'm a DI. All I realy need to work on is a little coffee with cool-cool half-and-half. And you multi-orgasmic poodles all nutty about tennis balls and what you think is an Afghan over there need to heel. If you kids are good, I'll do my thing that looks like Freak Bros. chasing a Cow on Crack.

You know that'll be stony. So DON'T SUCK. Inhale. See that boy Steve ROSS doing Yoga to all the OLD music? Get a clue! No new rock, same old discipline, but that rubberboy dude with the same name as the dead Warner CEO (who with Bill Graham both knew somebody might eat a TW stock dive won't die of cancer), he's a Yogi. ******************************

[Sarge's Little Helper]

And last but not least - this masterpiece of feces:
************************
BBC something had the Red-dWarf and the Special Ed TV vizzle-barf-box, and you, BF, need tolook at this as a sign of the times.

Doggy Dog looks catlike. Adam of Crows looks like Lister. What is the Dave-TV angle during this well-known BEEB, since it involves cultural silliness that Star Wars guys and Ron Reagan Jr. might shoot, in their complex, major vizzle way, in lots of other developments for vid. That damn Greer will golf his way right by my butt and I won't get paid, AGAIN, and I hate that, it burns my ass to be old homey, all clever and not that paid but so, so whuppin on you little homeys and fakers! I think it's time for your BBC-X cultural lecture, then some FOX, which I admit I am conditioned to seek and bark at.

I play football a LOT better than those damn clowns who just beat up on old Barker and get the gales of giggles out of all the Brownies. Still, for any money I'd SNL that damn Barker, sioux him upside. Watch out for me in any vehicle, you damn goats. See ERMEY? The DI Marine from NAM? That's a CLUE. If that craption up there on my bognote handle says groupie instead of DI, you aren't being good little army dogs up there in DLR Army site piggie-blanket-depot.

So, what part of Hagar is a Prince like DAVE is so hard to understand. Hagar the Horrible does all the historic BAD dupe, VH didn't have to. Trans Am? No Burt and Sally? It SUCKS but it sells to this day. But so does Beasties. Sammy played guitar, too, better than Ed, A LOT OF THE TIME. But you see, FS, a Red Dwarf is a hidden, giant-like star, with gravity that dominates the area around it.

That beeb sitcom tells the coming of Century 21 media beeyatches, and did I tell you to lighten up and listen to birdies and the rest of the napoleonic soft parade, like good infantry? CVH spin-bimbos are just Corn-vis-hole spinners, churning up where a burn is already old. Get the BIG PICTURE, THE FUTURE IS NOW vizzles. Semper hifi, or eat shit and die, in your bigass, sinkable bathtubs.

BF Sammy, don't you and your ORGAN fetish seem to be out? You might be a spook, so you are welcome instead of the usual bloodless VH redcrips, trolling. If there is an organ player around me it's Stinky from Stanford, Jewnior, and if he ends up drunk in a tape ball in the corner of a room, it's all good, Snerds'll pay to look at it.

YOU might be some kind of Have-a-Takillya Sammy, huh? Aren't you kind of TROLLING, with your ORGAN donations? Ed cannot lineup with YOU or with David Lee Roth OR with Sammy Hagar. Future CVH is gay!

Here's WHAT:

For designer-small, modern facilities, any player like DAVID LEE ROTH can get me to cook up a studio-beat on viz, right NOW. The Snerds can be easily spun All that way, if somebody Johnnies 'em, as an example of how college makes kids nutty enough to scratch when somebody zips 'em. I cross over in the PAC-10 crowds all I want, one day. A LOT, now, but I still do the sports at that level, so I'll stay there. If you are smart enough to graduate like I did, you get some.

That cup of coffee with any Dave-TV means half-and-half shared revs and expenses, accrued and accountable.

Any tour, like the one impending with DLR Army or whatever, has OLD things to cover. I have not heard a lot of modern DLR, no wonder. Yankmecrankmebutdongotoshoyounostinkinbadges, when I play, Weird Al and everybody get to WORK again. Do you DOUBT?

THAT is why I throw up stuff about SEC, USDOJ, and future CVH production, any time I want. I was smarter than most folks when I played guitar, I'm smarter now, and nobody named dumbass from NY, nomatterwhathisfirstnameis can possibly drive me off, simply. In order to tune up, I need easements. IF I get those, YOU get CVH+, next edition, and screw YOU if you haven't heard Gates tore off from CAL, as well as TW and SONY-Bert.

But in a lagging, half-and-half awake state, I play better, practiced or not, than about anybody. If I haven't played, so what, you guys eat my bad fudgies and pay extra for bad stadium chow, or eat your peanut butter and like it for having an eighth of anything AND a show.

Any progression that leads to GOOD ROCK MUSIC requires some instant and persistent respect for ME, and with a few half-and-half cups of coffee and around the track, I can begin to eat right, pitch-hit-D, and swing for the fences like THAT. You can see me waiting in line to play games with the best, when I get that. I'm good already, wrinkly or not. ALEX in our house is that old, goddamn, Darth Vader's Daddy guy who can make me blacken a toe if I don't foresee his presence at court, and wear shoes fitted from his store. Goddam dad hits drops AND swats AND runs like hell, but all A. Van Halen does is cop drum style and get kowtows from toadies and perv the budget, like anybody else involved with the great rock swindle, of the 1970s.

Protect YOUR white bums, dudes. I do covers by urgent request. Any idea WHY? LOTS of reasons! I have a perception problem with WHY do I have to prove anything to anybody named SAMMY, who has his own Tequila and he's TOO FAT?

So, meantimes, remember the NAVY. When the Higher and Higher thing went, the Blues buzzed ME. I mean, they followed me to the next town when I road there, doing low-level stuff they'd get busted for today, ALL ALONG THE WAY. When I got to the t-court all of 6 miles from their usual airshow passage, one did a circle for a good goddam while, while I tested San Diego Bob's oldstyle longie, not perfected then, but getting interesting, now.

When the NAVY wants my attention, they sometimes use HORNETS. The FA-18 and varients is the best rock aircraft, and we know it. THEY are without what they need for good airshows. Higher and Higher is good media, but it steers toward the Air Force, where the NAVY pimps nukes, evades biodiesel, and started the Viet Nam War. But hey, the Hornet is the BEST rockshow airplane, and you ain't a pilot or something, you might be too boring for me. Too bad about the level of commitment needed in the M-16 era of anti-procurement. the USAF and I have a gig coming, might be nasty, but not boring, and I harbor their graduates.

IF I ever play guitar again, I might have to think of how I quit playing after the Angels' show that year and something else, for a good while. But when I plug in our save that Nady, get out the HORNETS.

Pay to get in, or sorry about your luck and you enlisted. LISTEN UP, inductees, servicepersons, and anticipated ASSHOLES! I'm a DI. All I realy need to work on is a little coffee with cool-cool half-and-half. And you multi-orgasmic poodles all nutty about tennis balls and what you think is an Afghan over there need to heel. If you kids are good, I'll do my thing that looks like Freak Bros. chasing a Cow on Crack.

You know that'll be stony. So DON'T SUCK. Inhale. See that boy Steve ROSS doing Yoga to all the OLD music? Get a clue! No new rock, same old discipline, but that rubberboy dude with the same name as the dead Warner CEO (who with Bill Graham both knew somebody might eat a TW stock dive won't die of cancer), he's a Yogi. ******************************

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[vanzilla]

Exactly SLH....

So - do we get to punch this fucker or what?

[Warham]

Mama said knock you out.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Warham
Mama said knock you out.

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout War!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Exactly SLH....

So - do we get to punch this fucker or what?

Jesus Christ...this guy is fucking crazy. He's out of his fucking mind. I don't even understand what he's saying all the time.

Fuck it...let's do it. We need a SHEEP OF THE WEEK finally and this idiot's drivel makes him deserve it. Just for fun, I give the final vote and BOBGNOTE is the SHEEP OF THE WEEK.

Lemme work up a speech...

[Nickdfresh]

I was fighting with that rambling stream-of-unconsciousness asshole a while ago in the FRONTLINE. I think in addition to MICHAEL ANTHONY, he posts as "JOHN BURROWS," which is supposed to be DLR, and some EDDIE VAN HALEN aliass as well.