The Sheep Pen

[Nickdfresh]

VANZILLA: "I may be a sports-journalist and a heck of a broadcaster, but I believe that fact checking is for pussies! Hell, half of my stories are complete fabrications designed to make my athlete friends look good and hide what souless assholes they truly are!

Too bad RIKK drove my best friend, and GUNT, FABULOUS SHADOW off the site! I was hoping to post all those IM's of RIKK's love chats with her, but that faggot PETE beat me to it!"

[Nickdfresh]

"I'm a Christian Conservative, I believe that America needs the solid moral values, the leadership, and theologies that the great thinkers such as JERRY FALWELL, DAVID KORESH, JIM JONES, and CHARLES MANSON can provide. In fact, I think LIBERALS should be gassed in concentration camps, let us pray, dear God, kill all the LIBERALs likes NICKDFRESH! Amen.

[Rikk]

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
VANZILLA: "I may be a sports-journalist and a heck of a broadcaster, but I believe that fact checking is for pussies! Hell, half of my stories are complete fabrications designed to make my athlete friends look good and hide what souless assholes they truly are!

Too bad RIKK drove my best friend, and GUNT, FABULOUS SHADOW off the site! I was hoping to post all those IM's of RIKK's love chats with her, but that faggot PETE beat me to it!"

Well - you got me there.

[vanzilla]

Coldshot? That's my favorite SRV tune.

Please don't soil the legacy of the late blues legend just to exploit the homosexual tendencies of Nick.

[vanzilla]

Pink is very fetching Nick. I think we should suggest Albert use that color on his next rant.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk

That's a low-blow RIKK! You just pulled that out of LUMBERGH's office!

[Nickdfresh]

BUENO BOB: I am currently writing short stories that appeal to the subculture of GOTH/GAY DUNGEONS & DRAGONS fans! Most of my characters will be androgynous and very sexually confused. I really hate myself for it, but you gotta' find your niche', and this is mine. This in addition to playing SAMMY HAGAR material in my band. Hey, a guys gotta' do what he can to get by. Hey, maybe I can combine the two and form a GOTH-HAGAR Tribute band?

[Nickdfresh]

BILL LUMBERGH: I know I've been away from the ROTH ARMY for a while. But I have been focusing much of my time and energy on the GEORGE MICHAEL board! I'm starting a bunch of threads geared toward affecting a Classic WHAM reunion with the two origional members. But I' also getting lubbed up for this by following GEORGE MICHAEL around the country in my VW Bus.

[Rikk]

* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *



Well, there has been so much going on in Rotharmy land recently. And to think, I was gonna try and be a stranger this week because of two tests and an essay. Well, I'm still working on that essay, but I'm gonna write this shit up first.

In recent times, the Rotharmy has suffered (or laughed at) a barrage of attacks from both old and new sources. Yes, the legendary psychotic LET'S WRITE EVERYTHING HUGE fuckhead ALBERT, better known as VHLINKSSUCKS, has been attacking the site over and over again on his ongoing campaign to get his medication prescription increased.

Also, longtime laughing stock and anti-sex symbol FABULOUS SHADOW has finally been banished from our fine online community. She attempted a counter-attack against this long overdue action, but it backfired in her face (like a women ending up with semen up her nose when she just stops to take a breath).

Then the site was attacked by a gigantic, horrible, vericose-veins covered tit. Now, in a normal obnoxious mood, I would display said tit for you so you can see it again. But frankly, I'm a little under the weather...and I can stand to not look at the worst-looking body part in human history for one Friday. The Pen would still like to thank the amazing SIR FLAPPO for one of the biggest laughs we've all had since SOCALCHELLE was arrested for stalking one of the Van Halen brothers last month.

One more quick attack to note...it's been noticed that that fat ugly cunt lms2 has been stalking the site again. She's been using her alias of LITTLE SKITTLES (for a while she tried to get away with telling everyone that this alias is her 16-year-old daughter...but nobody believed her because if lms2 had a daughter, the daughter would be 35 now). She's also been using another username she thinks I don't know about...BRAXTON. I guess this is a tribute to the ever-popular singing sensation TONI BRAXTON? Anyway, fuck off, lms2. People still joke about you every day. You're disgusting.

But enough warmth. The SHEEP PEN is a place of love and understanding. But let's do this sad duty and induct our latest SHEEP OF THE WEEK...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, a recommendation from our second-newest Admin VANZILLA...

BOBGNOTE!!!





Now BOBGNOTE is better known in Rotharmy circles as UNA'BOB'ER. This is because he's absolutely mental. Frankly, he's been driving the whole site nuts. The DUMP MEISTERS are also not amused. Normally, we induct those that attack Dave in the name of Hagar. Well, this clown attacks Dave in his own way (when one can understand what he means), but he also goes mental when anyone even thinks to mention the idea of a reunion.



Let's see what BOB'ER has to say...

Originally posted by bobgnote
I will be posting here and at CVH site, to see what happens.

Punks got all into trolling the closed CVH is valuable thread, then it closed. Shows character by the moderators, to get that done when we've all been waiting 20 years since JUMP, and apparently, punks with no rock want to keep waiting the same jerky, NY-Joisy, poodle-humping way, so dogs or whatever can get up and hump the lineup.

Got CVH for me? I have some for you. And since Zero-intelligence is walking on my thread looking for his French buddy till it closed, you need to respond over here to issues, or get told what a suck you are.

Fair and square, punks with no rock and whoever. YOU post, I post. Keep it that way.

Yes, that's right LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. Absolutely crazy! A free SHEEP PEN Tribute Post to anyone that can decipher that message to the best of his or her ability and PM it to me.



This is BOB's tribute to the recently-deceased actress Anne Bancroft...

Originally posted by bobgnote
She was married to Mel Brooks. She just died, and this affects me and important guys like Stern more than it does you.

See Spaceballs when you have the chance. Great end-footage of the Alien-parasite-impregnator form as a vaudevillian, who then breaks out a SAMMY! Jews Out In Space finishes. I was cutting back on impromptu jams by then, not enough, but enough to limit CVH.

Annie got Mrs. Robinson (1971?) across to others better than she did, to me. I used to be not that aware of stuff like SUGGESTIONS. We lived right in 'Her' neighborhood in those days. Taking Care of Business and Doobies were just duped, James Gang, Geils and others to follow, and they got it right out of my student residences and a pinball arcade, mostly!. Hey, it was Mrs. Robinson's nabe, Berkeley, the 70s, and the 1970s sucked a lot more than my first impression.

Dude, you need to slack on backing up Sternshow's box. TRUST me. You are NOT getting a job for screwing this into Stern and around the horn, never.

I heard already through the grapevine that MEL BROOKS is going to be engraving that in her crypt. It's quite touching and really sums up the beauty of the woman we all know and love as Anne Bancroft.





But enough about dead people. Let's talk more about BOB'ER...

Originally posted by bobgnote
Singing in the car better happen for you, if you want to hit notes AND reindeer, when you're driving.

Nothing says wisdom like singing that better happen and large mammals jumping in front of Volvos being driven by opera singers doing their morning exercises.

Originally posted by bobgnote
Keep calling me any kind of 'cocktard,' and it's going to take you some good blowjobs to get right with any kind of program, for YOU to get back CVH or anything like it. from ME, where it came from in the first place. On a not-bad guitar, all CVH takes is three minutes from me, drunk or sober. Wait FOREVER, for your organic hair-model ED to get any of that going. Hey, this site could serve, but do you want hair or ROCK MUSIC? Do you even know what you would do for MUSIC, not just some geeky fan-mail flounder-frenzy, like Matt's and Mod #'s?

I could go on all day.

So why again are you guys inducting him, RIKK? Well, I hate him. Why do you hate him, RIKK? Well, because I don't understand him. And I hate all that I don't understand.:D

Frankly, he's a site-attacker, and he's doing so in the name of protesting classic VAN HALEN (in his own warped way). And he deserves to be stepped on like a bug.

So go at him...

[Redballjets88]

congrats van

[Nickdfresh]

Excellent induction!

This UNA'BOB'NER is a troll no doubt just fucking with the site. I believe I've read his IP matches about four aliases claiming to be celebrities.

Hunt him down wherever he may post and own this nonsensical fool!

Good call by 'ZILLA as well. I think I'm going to do some more reserach on this cunt and his aliases since I was in a flame match with him/her/it.

[Warham]

A truly titillating induction speech.

A truly worthy sheep.

[Redballjets88]

can worthy and sheep go together?

[Warham]

Yep, like FLAB is worthy of being called the GUNT.