The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Let me take a short break from owning Bob for this IMPORTANT PEN STATEMENT: Rikk is one lazy motherfucker. I pmed him HOURS ago to get todays induction "speech" done. What, did he go and get a life all of a sudden? Bob and I may have to exercise our emergency powers, for christsake! Bob already got his daily tongue lashing from his wife, and he's ready to kick some sheep tail Rikky boy! Get to fuckin' work bitch!

:D

From anyone else, I'd accept this. But you've been AWOL for seventeen months, running away in the Peruvian jungle with a South American homosexual named Eduardo, on the search for some long lost WHAM master tapes. It's disgusting.

I think I should ask REVERBERATOR to post those pics of your tiny coch that he's been holding on to (and disgusted from).

[Rikk]

Actually, we may have to give special Pen Induction status to a couple of Admins in case I'm AWOL as I was yesterday. Maybe we'll work something out, because BROTH definitely deserved entry...

[bueno bob]

Excellent! Um...what?

So did Bill get the tapes, or was it just a case of jungle fever?

[Rikk]

It turns out that all they were were fourteen alternate takes of I DON'T EVER WANT TO DANCE AGAIN, or whatever that gay song is called. And they don't even feature GEORGE...they're just fourteen takes of the sax part. BILL hated this discovery so much that it made him so angry! Turns out that he and Eduardo stopped sleeping together soon after this occurred.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
It turns out that all they were were fourteen alternate takes of I DON'T EVER WANT TO DANCE AGAIN, or whatever that gay song is called. And they don't even feature GEORGE...they're just fourteen takes of the sax part. BILL hated this discovery so much that it made him so angry! Turns out that he and Eduardo stopped sleeping together soon after this occurred.

What a shame Oh well, maybe now he'll finally get motivated enough to look for that cassette copy of the three new Van Halen songs from 2000...

Unless he's got another George Michael discovery trip planned.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
What a shame Oh well, maybe now he'll finally get motivated enough to look for that cassette copy of the three new Van Halen songs from 2000...

Unless he's got another George Michael discovery trip planned.

You hate BILL, don't you?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
You hate BILL, don't you?

It makes me so angry!

Don't worry, though, I don't like you either!

Furthermore, I hate NickDFresh! And Poop Boy! And Warham! And DLR7884! And Matt! And Reverb!

And I hate Merle, and Ed, and Igor, and Cwazy Carl, and the Doc, and Will!

And most of all, I HATE ME!

DG is pretty cool, though.

[flappo]

hhaah

fuck hagar up his faggy ass

[Reverberator]

With the Eifelle Tower .

[Rikk]

Hagar has the leaning tower of small penis up his 60-year-old asshole.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sup slacker?! :D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
It makes me so angry!

Don't worry, though, I don't like you either!

Furthermore, I hate NickDFresh! And Poop Boy! And Warham! And DLR7884! And Matt! And Reverb!

And I hate Merle, and Ed, and Igor, and Cwazy Carl, and the Doc, and Will!

And most of all, I HATE ME!

DG is pretty cool, though.

That's it BOB! I'm gonna' log on with all of my 1,500 aliases and give you one-star votes!

[Matt White]

Poor Bob...tsk tsk tsk.

So young & so full of hate!!!

DAMN YOU RAP MUSIC!!!

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by bueno bob
It makes me so angry!

Don't worry, though, I don't like you either!

Furthermore, I hate NickDFresh! And Poop Boy! And Warham! And DLR7884! And Matt! And Reverb!

And I hate Merle, and Ed, and Igor, and Cwazy Carl, and the Doc, and Will!

And most of all, I HATE ME!

DG is pretty cool, though.

DG is the Queen of the Pen and all you wankers should bow and scrape before her grateness!!

She's my partner in crime and the art of pain and humiliation!! :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Sup slacker?! :D

Lemme know when you have reached eight months off.:D