The Sheep Pen

[Figs]

very low... Show those kids who's boss!!



Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you do? (lose?)

[lms2]

I am more the kind of person who says the hell with it, grabs the bar and uses it as a sword. I don't like to lose.

[Figs]

Now I gotta get ready, got to make plans
gotta get ready cuz tonight is the night I get to go out and dance
My eyes are half closed so are yours
Hey yankee rose
I’m just a gigalo
Gotta get going all crazy
my vision in getting all hazey
if you move those hips amaze me
and I think her name is Stacey

Hey now, listen to me sing my song
hey now, wont you help me sing along
hey now, grab the person next to you
let me tell you what to do
come on to the Roth Kung-Fu

[lms2]

with a torch in one hand and a sword in the other

(have i ever told you i really like you a lot)

[Figs]

Van Halen can deliver storm and thunder, Van Halen can go down to the beach with a torch in one hand and a sword in the other and still inflict a sense of humor. I call Van Halen's music an entire pre-tense - Big Rock. We're sort of a carnival/circus/gypsy/day care center. It's actually very festive. (no I don't think so..)

[lms2]

I just did silly...

Thats the problem with the world today. Everybody wants to do the limbo. Van Hagar is like those little kids, they go pretty low without even trying.

You have constantly got to reinvest your enthusiasm for livin large, marge, so large, you need a barge.

When will their ship ever come in?

[Figs]

Originally posted by lms2
Van Hagar is like those little kids, they go pretty low without even trying.

Good analogy! How true, I would really like to know the kind of person who would take a long road trip just to see this abomination!

[lms2]

Some people have their reasons.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Figs
I'm in love...

Stop the press! Who is that?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
What's funny is I said the same thing, he needs to dump that fuckin' BOBW avatar. Then I'll consider it..........that and he needs to limit his Van Hagar listening to 5 minutes a month. Seriously, at least he seems to be a pretty big Dave fan. He just needs to limit the Van Hagar ass kissing.

OK...POOP BOY, change your avatar, maybe something more pro-Dave...hell, make it fucking Indiana Jones if you want it...and you're out of the SHEEP PEN. Although, did Lou vote on this too? Lemme check.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Now for my scene by scene take on the Godfather series............grab a couple cups of coffee......... Seriously though, thanks for the props bro! DAVE OR THE MOTHERFUCKING GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene 1...(black screen)...I believe in America. America has a-made a-my fortune...

(DON CORLEONE, do you want to continue this one?)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
My thoughts on the Fabulous Shadow era...The Army will go on, strong as ever. (Serious mode turned off)

Great post, Bill! Wow. That was your longest post! Do that more.

I've always maintained, Bill, that adding you to the Pen was one of the greatest decisions we made, if not the greatest. Your posts make me fall off my chair, my stomach in pain for half an hour. And the insight is great.

Anyway, I don't think she should return either. This ain't about people disliking her. It's about her rather psychotic behind-the-scenes behavior and the general harm she brings to the board.

'Nuff said.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Pebbles Flinstone!!!! LMAO!!!!

THAT'S IT!

Eddie is at an all-time peak. UP FOR BREAKFAST and LEARNING TO SEE make PANAMA and RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL sound like polka numbers.

I'm fucking sick of my Sheep Pen administrators insulting the new Van Halen! This is the pro-Sammy Sheep Pen. I love Sammy Hagar and everything he stands for. I love OU812 like I love my own brother!

And I'm sick of the Sam-bashing at the Army. It's gonna stop now!


























(...sorry, late night last night...who's next on the agenda?)

[Figs]

Originally posted by Rikk
Stop the press! Who is that?

Oh, there is someone behind all that beer! I didn't notice!

Ein schön Ocktoberfest Frau

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'm sick of the Sam-bashing at the Army. It's gonna stop now!

I vote for impeachment of The Sheep Pen President!!!!!!


INTO THE PEN YOU FUCKING SHEEP!!!!!!