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LARG gathers no moss....
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You're full of largOriginally posted by Matt White
LARG gathers no moss....Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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AIn't that the truth!:pComment
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Right you are, Matt!Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Of course......Comment
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blackout in the red roomOriginally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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YES YES YESComment
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this place needs a good cleaningOriginally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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With a gallon of gasoline and a match....Comment
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that about sums it upOriginally posted by Matt White
With a gallon of gasoline and a match....Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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ED!!!
GET THE GAS!!!Comment
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Just to let you all know, I fully plan on taking post 15,000 here in this thread.
I mean, it's only appropriate, considering I SAVED POST 10,000 FROM FATTER PUSSYCUNT, you know.
Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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HA!!!
You'll get your chance...
Glory hog!:DComment
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Well, yeah! Look at my rap sheet:Originally posted by Matt White
Glory hog!:D
1. Saved the Republic from an asswhipping at the hands of the Trade Federation - when I was 9 years old, thank you, thank you...
2. Put in a fairly decent showing for myself at the start of the Clone Wars;
3. Killed Count Fucku, er, Dooku, after Obi Wan STILL couldn't handle him;
4. Youngest Jedi ever elected to serve on the council;
5. Kicked Mace Windu's bitch ass;
6. Slaughtered a bunch of Jedi Younglings and Padawans (and at least one master);
7. Single-handedly ended the Clone Wars by wiping out the Trade Federation;
8. ALMOST bitch slapped Obi Wan Kenobi into a lava pit (hey, I was beat, he was fresh, what are ya gonna do)?
9. Spent 19 years hunting down and exterminating the last of the Jedi, pushing them to the brink of extinction;
10. Helped to oversee the building of a space station which BLOWS PLANETS THE FUCK UP;
11. Captured enemy of the Empire Han Solo; nearly converted the last hope of the Jedi Order to the Sith;
12. Bitch slapped Darth Sidious when he started bitch slapping my kid around (NOBODY beats up on my kids unless it's me);
13. Saved the Sheep Pen's 10,000th post;
14. Entertained the Roth Army by destroying all naysayers and Sheep over the last two years;
15. Most importantly, banged Natalie Portman.
I'd say that's quite a resume, wouldn't you?
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Oh, and let's not forget!
I also BALANCED THE FORCE and fulfilled the prophecy as THE CHOSEN ONE.
Mmm-hmm!
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