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  • Dan
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12194

    Originally posted by Candy Girl
    Funny, I always thought you preferred pie.
    Yes,Yes And Yes To Hair Pie.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    • Candy Girl

      Originally posted by Dan
      Yes,Yes And Yes To Hair Pie.
      How Rude.

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22951

        ...I'll take hairless, thank you...
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951

          The double hairless dupe!
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • VanHalener
            ROCKSTAR

            • Nov 2006
            • 5451

            ~A Muff Is Enough~
            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              We Love Our MUFF In The Sheep Pen.:D
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • Candy Girl

                From the urban dictionary:

                muff-

                Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor.

                Jan decided to go on birth control because the muffdoctor said that it would prevent pregnancy, cramping, and that weird smell coming from her muff.

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses.:D
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22951

                    Well, God knows I'm a boob man, anyway...

                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22951

                      Gah!

                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • Dan
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12194

                        Boobs And Ass.:D
                        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • Dan
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12194

                          Happy Birthday To Our Sheep Pen Friend,jhale667.:D

                          Free Tarts And Darts For Everyone.:D
                          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12194

                            Happy Birthday To Our Hall Of Fame,The Rock God,"Diamond" David Lee Roth.:D

                            On BeHalf Of The Sheep Pen Crew,God Bless You And May You Live To A Might Old Age Of 103.

                            Cheers:bottle:
                            Last edited by Dan; 10-09-2009, 06:33 PM. Reason: It's A Great Day For Our Legend,David Lee Roth.
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                            • Dan
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12194

                              Also,Happy Birthday To My Nephew Who Is 21 Today.:D

                              Yard Glass In Da House.:D

                              Proud To Be Your Uncle.
                              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                              • Dan
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 12194

                                Also,Happy Birthday To My Nephew Who Is 21 Today.:D

                                Yard Glass In Da House.:D

                                Proud To Be Your Uncle.
                                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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