The Sheep Pen

[Bill Lumbergh]

Hey, that wasnt even my best suit! Heads will roll......... somebody wake up Ed.........

[Bill Lumbergh]

I guess Ed woke up..........

[Matt White]

Carl & Merle took one of the SHEEP PEN maintenance crew "deep sea fishing". They say the leak problem has been solved. GOOD WORK BOYS!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Carl's gone Hollywood.........he and Biff were seen in an LA hotel last week doing lines off of Britney's ass. My informant tells me he's trying to somehow get into the next Julia Roberts romantic comedy as the love interest.

[Matt White]

Or maybe he's trying to get into that new Rob Zombie movie. Rob loves classic VAN HALEN & prefers DAVE over Spammy, so ya never know.

[Bill Lumbergh]

*Sheep Pen Announcement*

We are starting a new fundraiser to get money to buy Merle a new TV and tack board(or whatever the fuck those things are called.) Just look at the pic........Merle needs upgrades, and his 4.50 an hour(Rikks a cheap bastard) isnt gonna get it done. He's got his sex slaves in the basement to feed ya know?! So we will be selling off several of our sheep........the ones who have been our worst offenders.....First up? The one and only Van Herpes! Yes folks, he dices he slices, he can play Feels So Good on his jizz encrusted Xlylophone!!! Use him as a conversation piece, for back breaking labor, a sex toy(for all you southerners), or to just beat the shit out of daily(highly reccomended).Let's start the bidding at 500.00........."The Sheep Pen......making a difference.........and lining Rikks pockets........."

[Matt White]

"...and lining Rikks pockets......"

As if graft & contraband weren't enough!

[Bill Lumbergh]

I think I see Ed peeping through Merle's curtains.........sick bastard........he probably just wants the TV.......

[Matt White]

Unless the curtains are made of skin....then, he'd want the curtains!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Oh, Merle..............

[Nickdfresh]

Ed say's it's time for lunch. Ed!

[ZahZoo]

Checking in on things here... I got ta thinkin... Ole Ed while highly qualified, he just don't have the proper character traits for the pen. He's just too progressive... What the Pen really needs is a proper and trained law enforcement officer.

So in place of Ed I say y'all consider Festus Hagen. Festus looks a lot like Ed but you won't find him sportin pussy yellow ski suits and stuff. He an his mule Bess can herd sheep like the best of em!!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I guess i'm just a tits chick. :D

Can't go wrong with a nice behind, either. Like Britney's behind...she's got a nice one.

If I may say, we must be separated twins. :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
So in place of Ed I say y'all consider Festus Hagen. Festus looks a lot like Ed but you won't find him sportin pussy yellow ski suits and stuff. He an his mule Bess can herd sheep like the best of em!!

In fact, ZZ, Festus came in for a job interview last time when the position of custodial technician came up. And he passed with flying colors until Ed bit a gash into his arm in the hallway to eliminate the competition.

I have Merle re-reading Festus's file as we speak, but I've also seen someone very jealous about all this potential attention Hagen could receive...

[Rikk]

BTW, do we have any potential sheep!!??