The Sheep Pen

[Nickdfresh]

I'm feelin' a little squirrelly today! It's time to SLAY Sheep mutha'fuckers!!!!!!!!!

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed! Merle! Carl! Excellent bonfire, and NO I don't want a MUTTON SMORE!

[tjvhou812]

hey we are missing a sheep

oh wait i 4got i'm out on parole

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
hey we are missing a sheep

oh wait i 4got i'm out on parole

And don't you forget it! Your Parole Officer won't!

[Matt White]

ED! CARL! Boys, TJ says it's cold in here! Get that damn Oven fired up! And DON'T get carried away again with it, you bastards!!!

[rockvanhalen66]

hey you mother fuckers.. the mighty rockvanhalen66 said what up goats..

[Dan]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
hey you mother fuckers.. the mighty rockvanhalen66 said what up goats..

Shit,Rock your alive?O.k guys call off the search.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
hey you mother fuckers.. the mighty rockvanhalen66 said what up goats..

The ROCK was here, and I missed it?!?!

DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
hey you mother fuckers.. the mighty rockvanhalen66 said what up goats..

Sorry...Yawn...I'm tired from SHEEP SHEARING! Whad'up Eddie lover?! How's the Holiday taste?

[tjvhou812]

the return of the rock

[Rikk]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
hey you mother fuckers.. the mighty rockvanhalen66 said what up goats..

GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE PEN, YOU FUCKING SHEEP!!!!

[Matt White]

I was starin' to worry about the Rock. I thought maybe Ed or Merle had secretly carved him up for a holiday snack!!!

But nope! The crafty fucker was hidin' out on the Pen back 40 for weeks!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Matt White
I was starin' to worry about the Rock. I thought maybe Ed or Merle had secretly carved him up for a holiday snack!!!

But nope! The crafty fucker was hidin' out on the Pen back 40 for weeks!!!

Carl! You're slippin' BUD!

[Matt White]

I think Carl got a batch of tainted Egg Nog Ed was saving for the SHEEP on New Years Eve.

[Rikk]

* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *

Gentlemen, I've heard it through the Grapevine that somebody on the outside
has smuggled two DVDs into the Pen and given them to the prisoners.
Needless to say, both DVDs had gigantic effects on our sheep.

The first DVD was the following:

The sheep watched this and went nuts, jumping around the Pen Entertainment Room,
singing GET UP at full volume while trying to rape ROBOANUS. It was quite upsetting.
Then, after this had calmed down, they proceeded to watch the following:


Now, I know what you're thinking...great film.
Yes, it's a great film, with the great Steve McQueen and great Donald Pleasance
and great James Garner and great James Coburn and great Charles Bronson.
But it also had the effect of pushing our sheep into action...

THEY ARE PLANNING AN ESCAPE OF THEIR OWN!!

Gentlemen, we must do everything we can to prevent cunts like L.S.D. and SCOTT TORONTO from breaking out
of the Pen and running amok, spreading their pro-Hagar, anti-Dave shit everywhere!!
These are serious times and we need serious security measures. Who's going to step up to the plate?



"I'll do anything for you, Roftard Rikki!"



"We're still full from Christmas dinner!!"



"I'm never full!! Bring on the escape attempt!! I'll eat each of them as they come out the other side of the tunnel!!"



"I wish someone would break me out."



"I love having a hard-on and only wearing a towel to cover it up."



"Happy Birthday, Jesus!!":p

[Matt White]

Igor is still trying to get Bill out of bed. The lazy bastard gorged himself on CHRISTMAS Ham & Turkey and hasn't moved in a week!!!!