The Sheep Pen

[Redballjets88]

is the gulf of mexico cold?

[Matt White]

Just remember Antoinette.....


YOU SHOULDN'T THROW STONES AT A MAN WITH A MACHINE GUN!!!


Bring it sissy-boy!!!

[Redballjets88]

how do you stop a tank owned by toni?
















shoot the guys pushing it

[Matt White]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Little Antoinette has gone home!!!

Stop pulling her pigtails you mean SHEEP PEN guys!!!

[Rikk]

Good work, MATT and REDBALL.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
Good work, MATT and REDBALL.

Same to 'ya Bro!!!

It's been so long since I crushed a SHEEPEOPLE I'm a little rusty!!!

I'm gonna have to use my Junior FLAPPO Photoshop skills and totaly obliterate that Pooftah!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Matt White]

POOR Little Antoinette!!!!

Talks the talk...BUT CAN'T WALK THE WALK!!!!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
ok...tell me what I'm thinking right now....

:bottle:

ay caramba!!!

[bueno bob]

Re: hmm wutz behind dis door?

Originally posted by Toni Montana
pinche cavron.

Translates into "I eat my own shit" for those of you not fluent in gutteral gay latino-speak...

wut

Correct spelling for REAL Americans: "What"

do we have behind da pink door. tonI montana

You? Behind a pink door? Who'da thunk it?

will have 2 check itz out.

Notice the grammatical skills of a 3rd grader, the grade in which most Mexican-Americans vanish from the school system and go to work in the fields.

look where tonI montana wander into.

Yes. You seem to have wandered into the gaping maw of Hell. Be forwarned - abandon hope, all ye sheep who enter here.

da mothafuckin sheep penz.

Gate of Hell...Sheep Pen...same difference.

u know sumtimez it takez da time 4 tonI montana 2 come down to yer peeples level and understand sum nof da runnin jokes y'all gotz.

It also takes you time to formulate a complete thought structure without blowing a fuse, but fear not for you're in good company here with the rest of the sheep. You'll be very excited to hear I've had the Doc working on new surgical procedures to enhance your mental stability! Not perfected quite yet, but...you know the Doc...

3T's and da sheep pen. i getz it now. tonI montana is gay now and is runnin wit 2 other raving faggotz.

Well, admission to one's own self is usually the first step towards eventual self-acceptance. You're showing promise in this regard.

is dat all y'all could come up wit? da funny thing about y'all sayin tonI montana is gay

Considering you spell your name as "TONI", it's actually rather fucking hillarious, truth be told...

is da complete opposite of what yer momma and wife and girlfriend said to tonI montanaz during our menage a tois

French for "We had a sewing circle and knitted mittens for next winter" when taken in context with the obviously gay latino sub-culture we're dealing with here.

one mang gang bang.



Notice the obvious lack of education here, kids. The very notion of a "One Man Gang Bang" kinda defeats itself, unless Toni has multiple sex organs...which may hold some water, considering the angle of "hermaphodite" hasn't been ruled out on his/her case yet.

u could say tonI montana iz gay.

And we do. Frequently.

but when tonI montana needz a lay, all da ladiez be givin tonI montana play.

Toni's obvious aspiration in life is to become a rap star.

hmm. dis is da sheep pen.

OK.

dis is where u queerz-4-roth and davey and were gayvey call home.

This is pig-latin Spanglish for "I drink my own pee", I think...I'm a bit rusty...

dat explains dat smell of penis and buttcrack.

That's actually a leftover from your "one man gang bang" in the sewing circle...according to the other ladies in attendance, you worked up a sweat and didn't shower afterwards.

hahaha.

Not that funny, Toni. Don't be afraid of the soap, it's your friend.

sheep. wait a minute. tonI montana iz a sheep?

That's been fairly well established by this point. Anybody with at least a 5th grade education could easily see that...oh wait...sorry I forgot Toni left school in 3rd! My bad!

I DONT THINK SO.

Well, the good news is, the rest of us KNOW so, and we're obviously much smarter than you are. It's never too late to learn something new and interesting, big guy!

attention cumguzzlerz of da sheep pen. dis is yer home. u built it.

And people like you populate it, but we're actually pretty decent, in so far as administrators are concerned. Count your blessings, we could be a LOT worse - it's just that you don't really rank high enough on the radar for that yet. Fear not, you'll get your daily sloppings with the rest of the sheep.

u putoz built it 2 da exact style dat u would 2 yer liking.

Absolutely.

dis is yer home and not da home of tonI montana.

Oh, you'll be a resident for some time, I'm afraid. Remember the sign above the door I pointed out earlier? Something to the effect of "Abandon All Hope"?

Yup, that's you, guy! We hold all the keys here.

ahhh. por brecitos.

"Por Brecitos" is Portugese for "I like a big fist up my ass" regularly.

u are confused now.

No, no, Toni. We're very well in control of the situation. It's OK, you'll learn like the rest, just give it some time.

well, let tonI montana tell u strait up.

Toni, if anything on you ever gets straight up, we're going to be the LAST people who will be interested.

You might check these folks out though...

http://www.redrockersgayblog.com

http://www.cabowabofaggots.com

http://www.gayandlovingit.com

http://www.sammyeatsbuttcheese.com

http://www.5150fudgepackers.com

http://www.lickingmenssweat.com

You can find like minded friends and associates in any of those places.

u see. queerz-4-roth built a house 2 there liking. u see. did house is a sheep pen 4 sheep.

You've been typing too long...your ramblings are diving headfirst into the realms of unintelligable gibberish. Please compose yourself.

u see. u built it 4 yer gay smelly selves.

Well, actually, we built it for YOU. Because we care.

u see. itz u datz sheep.

You should read the first page, first post, of this thread. The mission and the definitions are stated very clearly.

mang, tonI montana iz gonna break it down 2 y'all and itz gonna rock yo world. so hang on tight --

Oh, the horror!

-- u see dis time tonI montana has been checkin out this gay ass site. y'all be claiming dat sammy gotz no fanz. van hagarz last concerto only play 2 half full houses. van hagar only sold half of wut "cvh" sold. Roth fans outnumber sammy fans 10 to 1. is tonI montana rite?

Yes, those are the facts.

as soon as sumone getz sammyz back. u pendejoz

"Pendejoz" means "Grate Guys" with the homosexual gigolo, cock sucking for a buck linguistic twist.

say itz fake and itz an aliaz trollin.

Inevitably, we seem to be right.

because in yer seman filled brain, no could really dig sammy.

Um...nobody does "DIG" Sammy.

it's dis eazy retardos. da equation iz no sammy fans meanz no sheep.

We're getting closer and closer to our goal. Remember? 99% of the Hagar fans, the self proclaimed Hagar fans, are trolls and aliases.

itz da queerz-4-roth who drink the kool-dave and follow him blindly by da masses.

That's an argument?

all those davey is gayvey fanz. it'z dis easy estupidos. da equation iz masses of gayvey lee roth fans means a lot of sheep!

Wow. Your insights are shocking in their utter lack of rationality.

I've seen dumb...I've seen stupid...I've even seen retarded...but this is just plain NUMB...

get it? comprende?

No.

u are da sheep. and u built yer own house = the sheep pen.

Yes.

u built yer own house and maqde yer own bed. sleep in it. good nite cinderellaz.

What? I'm so cuntfused...

JUST WHEN U THINK U GOT ALL DA ANSWERZ!

TONI MONTANA CHANGES DA QUESTIONZ! [/B]

Just when you think you know what Toni's talking about, he goes fucking mental...God damn, I haven't seen a rant this nonsensical since...one of my own...

There s/he is, kids, give it a kick on your way out the door...

[Bill Lumbergh]

I'm sorry I missed the 1 year anniversary.........I was EXTREMELY BUSY this week! Congrats on the continued success of the Pen..........my Pen bro's are the fucking best(except for Bob, fuck that bastard!) ! I'm gearing up to see Dave tonight in Santa Cruz.........AND YOU'RE NOT BITCHES! Full report tommorrow, and I'm back daily to kick your asses............Nick, PM me with those nude pics of Bob's dad later..........thanks in advance! Billy OUT...............

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I'm sorry I missed the 1 year anniversary

That's alright, the openly gay were allowed to be away!

I was EXTREMELY BUSY this week!

How's Botswana? :D

Congrats on the continued success of the Pen..........my Pen bro's are the fucking best(except for Bob, fuck that bastard!)!

I hate you, Bill. I hate you so much.

I'm gearing up to see Dave tonight in Santa Cruz.........AND YOU'RE NOT BITCHES!

August 19th is only a few days away!

Give me a break!

Damn staple swindler! You just can't trust fuckers like Bill Lumbergh!

Full report tommorrow,

WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPELL, BILL??

and I'm back daily to kick your asses

Another typo, the "K" up there was supposed to be an "L".

Nick, PM me with those nude pics of Bob's dad later.

I hate you, Bill, this is your LAST WARNING!

thanks in advance! Billy OUT...............

Damn it all anyway! You KNOW I can't stay mad at you when you call yourself 'Billy'

Ugh! Bill! One of these days!!!

In the meantime, you're just a swell guy! :D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I'm sorry I missed the 1 year anniversary.........I was EXTREMELY BUSY this week! Congrats on the continued success of the Pen..........my Pen bro's are the fucking best(except for Bob, fuck that bastard!) ! I'm gearing up to see Dave tonight in Santa Cruz.........AND YOU'RE NOT BITCHES! Full report tommorrow, and I'm back daily to kick your asses............Nick, PM me with those nude pics of Bob's dad later..........thanks in advance! Billy OUT...............

Hmmm BILL, I'm gonna' check and make sure the WHAM tribute band RESTROOM STALL isn't playing tonight instead.


Seriously, enjoy the show and take notes and provide a full report if you don't get too tanked tonight!:D

[bueno bob]

Bill - seriously, you oughta consider coming up to the Eugene show, I can meet up with you there...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I'm sorry I missed the 1 year anniversary.........I was EXTREMELY BUSY this week! Congrats on the continued success of the Pen..........my Pen bro's are the fucking best(except for Bob, fuck that bastard!) ! I'm gearing up to see Dave tonight in Santa Cruz.........AND YOU'RE NOT BITCHES! Full report tommorrow, and I'm back daily to kick your asses............Nick, PM me with those nude pics of Bob's dad later..........thanks in advance! Billy OUT...............

Give us a full review in the Pen of the show ASAP, BILL. Fookin' ace.

Congrats to you too, BILL. You were one of the most original Admins, right after MAX and myself.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Bill - seriously, you oughta consider coming up to the Eugene show, I can meet up with you there...

Hey, I've said many a time I don't want sex between any of the Pen Admins unless it's with DG.