The Sheep Pen

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
that guitar of yours is badass matt...did you buy it? make it? or just paint your guitar?

Thanks Bro! Painted it myself....with some EXCELLENT tips from the BRILLIANT GAR & others!

[Matt White]

ED! CARL!

GEt those SHEEP out i the field, FUCKERS!!!!

SHEESH! Almost a year on the job & ya still gotta hold their hands!

BASTURDS!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Carl's still asking for that raise behind your back, Matt. I've told him once........I've told him a fucking million times, only one human head an hour TILL you get off your ass AND WORK!

[Matt White]

"All the Mutton he can eat..."

"Flexable hours, Holidays off, Human sacrifice, Experienced co-workers, International FAME & FORTUNE............

AND THE GUY WANTS MORE MONEY?!?!"


Typical.............

[Bill Lumbergh]

Look, he's finally getting off the couch.........OH SHIT, A NEW XBOX game just came out, no fucking wonder!

[Nickdfresh]

Hey, when does the SHEEP PEN XBOX and SONY PLAYSTATION 2 game come out? Is that bastard RIKKI holding out on us? I hate him!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yeah, I still havent seen a dime from THIS!!!!!!!!!!

[bueno bob]

* * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * *

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls - your sheep pen squad, as you well know, is a highly intelligent, driven and dedicated (and in many cases very sexy) group of individuals with three goals only in life:

1. To weed out the sheep-like Sammy Hagar fans who infiltrate this wonderful forum, spewing forth their vile filth about the Ched-Rocker and using every opportunity to insult, downplay the accomplishments of, or otherwise neglect that wonder that IS Diamond David Lee Roth; and

2. To operate the Sheep Pen in a way that is friendly for all newbies to the site, in essence a community gathering point and a headquarters for anyone not necessarily an administrator to be able to report any sheep-like posters on this board; and finally

3. To keep the Death Squad active.

In keeping with our normal Friday schedule, it falls upon us today to induct a new Sheep of the Week - however, as you well know, the Sheep Pen is extraordinary in weeding out sheep...and it seems we have no real official Sheep of the Week to induct. Over the span of this thread, we, your Sheep Pen Administration Staff, have destroyed the Sammy Hagar resistance movement that once took place here, and thus the place is somewhat more quiet.

However, we still have Friday business to attend to. I have received numerous letters from NAACP, Spike Lee, and the Rev. Jesse Jackson, insisting that we be more representative of other cultures in our Death Squad. This being the case, I sent them all letters back, informing them of our current employers (a convicted murder/cannibal, a hunchback, a dog, etc etc...you should know your death squad by now).

This seems to have fallen on deaf ears, so I asked what would be acceptable by their measure. At first they demanded Dave Chappelle be added, but I flatly denied them due to his mental instability. As a result, we began a correspondence back and forth, bringing up candidates and shooting down others. After some debate with the above mentioned parties, it is my GRATE honor and pleasure to be able to introduce you to our NEW Death Squad Employee - THE COZ!

[Nickdfresh]

His argyle sweaters are poisonous I hear, welcome aboard COZ'!

[bueno bob]

The Coz is busy filling out his W-2's and Profit Sharing paperwork right now, but he's VERY happy indeed to be on board for the fun!

[tjvhou812]

#########SHEEP PEN MEMO##################

WE"RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD SHEEP

[Matt White]

The 'COZ!!!

Keeper of the Chicken-heart!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Most excellent.

[diamondsgirl]

Coz TV!

[academic punk]

Grate! We got the Coz!

Does his enlistment into the Pen mean we all get free lifetime supplies of Jello Pudding Pops?