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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59659

    The Heterosexuality Questionare

    This is the "heterosexuality questionaire" created by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D. It is frequently used in speaking engagements and sensitivity training by gay groups to illustrate how gay people feel when asked certain questions by a sometimes hostile straight audience. When you read these questions, keep in mind that as exaggerated as they sound, these are exact reversals of what gays are often asked. They are designed to make you think.....

    1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

    2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

    3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

    4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

    5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?

    6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?

    7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you know you wouldn't prefer that?

    8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?

    9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?

    10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?

    11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?

    12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?

    13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?

    14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice, and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?

    15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?

    16. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical, biological, and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?

    17. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

    18. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

    19. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you, considering the menace of overpopulation?

    20. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

    21. A disproportionate number of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible or antisocial types are heterosexual.

    Why would anyone want to hire a heterosexual for a responsible position?

    22. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?

    23. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?

    24. Why do you make a point of attributing heterosexuality to famous people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality?

    25. Could you really trust a heterosexual therapist/counselor to be objective and unbiased? Don't you fear he/she might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own leanings?
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • Guitar Shark
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7579

    #2
    Well, this seals it. FORD is gay.
    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      Originally posted by FORD

      Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?

      I'm not interested, FORD...

      Try Dennis, he might like you...

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        I agree GS...

        FORD, you are gay...

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        • diamond den™

          #5
          Originally posted by ELVIS
          I'm not interested, FORD...

          Try Dennis, he might like you...
          GREG..........

          I'm Married to Susie Q™

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 59659

            #6
            Originally posted by Guitar Shark
            Well, this seals it. FORD is gay.
            If I were gay, I would have no problem admitting it, because I don't believe there's a damn thing wrong with it.

            However, I dress sloppy, hate shopping, have never owned a Broadway musical soundtrack or a Barbara Streisand album, hate housework, prefer beer over wine, and just don't find men sexually attractive.

            So I'm afraid they rejected my application.
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • diamond den™

              #7
              Originally posted by FORD
              If I were gay, I would have no problem admitting it, because I don't believe there's a damn thing wrong with it.

              However, I dress sloppy, hate shopping, have never owned a Broadway musical soundtrack or a Barbara Streisand album, hate housework, prefer beer over wine, and just don't find men sexually attractive.

              So I'm afraid they rejected my application.
              You haven't had sex with a woman in a while either (IF EVER)....

              :D

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8
                Originally posted by FORD
                If I were gay, I would have no problem admitting it, because I don't believe there's a damn thing wrong with it.

                You may not have had a gay sexual encounter, but you have clearly considered it...

                However, I dress sloppy, hate shopping, have never owned a Broadway musical soundtrack or a Barbara Streisand album, hate housework, prefer beer over wine, and just don't find men sexually attractive.

                These are gay attributes ?? I know a gay guy that hates all this stuff...

                So I'm afraid they rejected my application.

                You applied ?? I guess you have gone farther than just considering it...

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                • diamond den™

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  FORD got found out!!!!!!

                  :D

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                  • Guitar Shark
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7579

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ELVIS
                    You applied ?? I guess you have gone farther than just considering it...
                    LOL!

                    Maybe all those "Cheroney pony" comments made him curious...
                    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                    • aesop
                      Commando
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 1402

                      #11
                      You forgot the most important questions, esp. for all you leftist Christian bashers who insist that evolution is 100% spot-on:

                      "Do you think it's natural to have to artifically lubricate your lovers butt crack and then proceed to jam your manhood into a place evolution deemed best suited for the forced expulsion of bodily waste?"
                      Yo Yo Yo

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                      • Figs
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2945

                        #12
                        Re: The Heterosexuality Questionare

                        Originally posted by FORD

                        1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?


                        Marilyn Monroe pictures, and my 2nd grade teacher

                        2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
                        When I found out that women gave me boners

                        3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
                        No, not yet, but then again I've never done any time in the slammer

                        4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
                        Well, I was a little scared of this bum that was showing me his ween, but other than that...

                        5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
                        Uhh, no.

                        6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
                        No. I think there is more chance of rejection among heteros. For example, only half the people in a "hetero" bar are fair game while all are fair game in a gay bar.

                        7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you know you wouldn't prefer that?
                        As the saying goes (stolen from Matt White), I don't need to take a bite of a shit sandwich to know I won't like the taste of it.

                        8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
                        Have you ever dealt with women???

                        9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
                        Most everyone I meet. The men agreed, the women ran.

                        10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
                        I actually don't, I don't need the competition

                        11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
                        Uhhhhh


                        12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
                        As long as they are women teachers


                        13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
                        Booze does that to me.

                        14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice, and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?

                        see "shit sandwich" answer


                        15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
                        I like the role where I'm the boss, and my wife plays the part of a single mother who must perform oral sex in order to keep her shitty job.


                        16. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical, biological, and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?
                        boring...


                        17. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
                        Is there anything better?


                        18. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
                        Have you ever dealt with women???

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49570

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          I'm not interested, FORD...

                          Try Dennis, he might like you...
                          Dennis is in a long term relationship with a panda he met at the Cincinnati Zoo!

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49570

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            [B]:
                            These are gay attributes ?? I know a gay guy that hates all this stuff...
                            How well do you know this "gay guy???"

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                            • aesop
                              Commando
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 1402

                              #15
                              I think all of the Gay Pride underwear wearing people on this board MUST be forced to watch ten minutes of great hetero porn (like The Pink Lagoon " and then be forced to watch 5 hours of guys in biker studed thongs chasing each other with hampsters and KY.

                              THEN report back and comment on this topic.
                              Yo Yo Yo

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