President Bush, I need some advice regarding God's Laws and how best to follow them

[Pink Spider]

But, if Jesus is also the son of God and Jesus IS God then they'd be marrying their own brother.

I can't stop thinking about this for some reason. It's a riddle that won't end....

[aesop]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I never claimed authority status, I'm just sick and tired of the religious right trying to brainwash people that this country was founded as a Christian nation when nothing could be further from the truth.

What does that have to do with gay marriage? I think we can agree that Christians are not the only ones who think gay marriage isn't really neccessary...

[Warham]

It's what libs do.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Pink Spider
So, if Jesus is the son of God and priests are married to God, wouldn't that make them step-fathers? But, if Jesus and God are one...

I'm confused.

It's an interesting question.

So we are to assume if priests are married to god they must masturbate to images of him. That would explain all of the billions of dollars they've spent on huge cathedrals instead of the poor.

Maybe the priests that lust after alter boys are actually taking a moral decision that it's not as bad as lusting after their own father...

Hmmm

[Jesus Christ]

[aesop]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
It's an interesting question.

So we are to assume if priests are married to god they must masturbate to images of him. That would explain all of the billions of dollars they've spent on huge cathedrals instead of the poor.

Maybe the priests that lust after alter boys are actually taking a moral decision that it's not as bad as lusting after their own father...

Hmmm

[Seshmeister]

:D