So what, exactly, has the Dept . of Homeland Security done to protect this country?

[Catfish]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
This guy is an asshole, but you have to admit he's one of the funnier ones.

Thanks! Now go fuck a kitten, scum bag!

[Catfish]

Originally posted by FORD
Thanks for the pointless racist comment. Seems we always have at least one in every thread.

You asked what the Department has been doing, no? They're making sure the Poonjabbes aren't setting off nukes in your backyard while you cry in your soup, dummy.

Although if they set one off in your's, I'd help 'em light the fuse.

[Catfish]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Osama's "funniest home video" the friday before the election wasn't good enough for you?

it sure "surprised" me.


Bottom line, you can say the DOHS is doing fine, UNTIL we're hit.

Meanwhile, our coasts are wide open, our borders are a joke, our intel hasn't improved, and Tom Rdge just quit with over half of the Cabinet.

Yeah, things are just fine.

It is very unusual for cabinet members to stay for two terms. Less than 80% of Clinton's did. Of course, that was considered normal by you fucking heart-bleeders.

As for the rest, you can blame Slick Willy the budget-cutter himself.

[Catfish]

This has to be one of the dumbest god damn threads of all time.

What has the DHS done?

As if to say we'd need to be attacked so we'd notice them.

Just keep living your secure life FORD, you fucking pussy. If you DON'T hear about the DHS, that means they ARE doing their job.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Big Train
I like you Lounge. Your are the ULTIMATE half empty glass guy.

Actually, I'm the guy who likes to point out how the glass is twice as big as needed.

Personally, the entire DOHS is a dog and pony show, and we know it.

It has done nothing

It will do nothing

It is capable of nothing.

A better question from our friend FORD would have been

HOW MANY OF YOU SHEEP ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE SAFER BECAUSE OF DOHS?

That's the irony.

The misguided feel safer, when in reality all it has done is lulled us into thinking the duct tape and saran wrap is all we need

[Catfish]

Originally posted by Big Train
I like you Lounge. Your are the ULTIMATE half empty glass guy.

The question posed was "So What, exactly, have they done", meaning anything. Nowhere in this query does Ford imply perfection, nor do I. I agree with your points as far as improvements go. It's a huge job doing what they are doing.

Osama's video meant nothing to me, as they have come and gone all year. Ford kept alluding to an attack of some sort, which obviously, never occured.

If we were ever attacked again, people like Ford would be happy because the government failed. These are the sickest fucking people ever.

[Catfish]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Actually, I'm the guy who likes to point out how the glass is twice as big as needed.

Personally, the entire DOHS is a dog and pony show, and we know it.

It has done nothing

It will do nothing

It is capable of nothing.

A better question from our friend FORD would have been

HOW MANY OF YOU SHEEP ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE SAFER BECAUSE OF DOHS?

That's the irony.

The misguided feel safer, when in reality all it has done is lulled us into thinking the duct tape and saran wrap is all we need

Sounds like you're talking about your cock!

I'd like some duct tape and saran wrap so I can dump you in the god damn ocean you pansy-assed flamer!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Catfish
Sounds like you're talking about your cock!

I'd like some duct tape and saran wrap so I can dump you in the god damn ocean you pansy-assed flamer!

Thanks for playing.

Keep reaching for the stars, Gump.

Sorry to hear you are unable to afford duct tape and saran wrap.

Try employment of some sort. Your social worker should be able to help.

[Catfish]

'Thanks for playing'
'Gump'
Money jokes
Employment jokes

Christ, am I at the Links?

You suck! C'mon, I'll give you a free shot!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Catfish
Hey FORD, I hope some dune coon parks a fucking RPG up your cock-loosened asshole!

I think I'll let your own ignorant posts speak for themselves, Gump.

I notice you're unable to post without mentioning cocks.

You have quite the fixation with men's anatomy.

There are sites aimed at people like you. find one.

Don't be ashamed.

We don't dislike you because you're gay. Only because you're an ignorant, uneducated, racist.


feel better now?

[Catfish]

So if I say 'dune coon' I'm 'ignorant'? Well that doesn't make much sense, does it? How about 'camel jockey'? 'Sand ******'? See, there's two more? I can't be that ignorant!

You don't like my language usage? Those magic carpet-riding pussies are the ones setting off the bombs. I'll call them what I want, mom. And keep up the 'Gump' stuff. That's totally fresh!

Hey FRODO, is this toadie the best you got?

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by Catfish
Thanks! Now go fuck a kitten, scum bag!

Not too much to work with here. Go beat off with a rusty cheese grater? :confused:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Catfish
So if I say 'dune coon' I'm 'ignorant'? Well that doesn't make much sense, does it? How about 'camel jockey'? 'Sand ******'? See, there's two more? I can't be that ignorant!

You don't like my language usage? Those magic carpet-riding pussies are the ones setting off the bombs. I'll call them what I want, mom. And keep up the 'Gump' stuff. That's totally fresh!

Hey FRODO, is this toadie the best you got?

I guess I hit a little too close to the bone with you. [insert your required cock joke here]

Your grasp of the situation is mind blowing.

I can't fathom why you're not in the State Dept.

[Catfish]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
Not too much to work with here. Go beat off with a rusty cheese grater? :confused:

Too Ford Fairlane. Try using your imagination.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
Not too much to work with here. Go beat off with a rusty cheese grater? :confused:

He/She is BARELY worth the keystrokes, OD

I don't think He/She is waiting for Mensa to come knocking at the door anytime soon.