So what, exactly, has the Dept . of Homeland Security done to protect this country?

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  • Catfish
    #31
    Loungeboy, you're too darn smart for me!

    Gee whiz!

    Why don't you go butt-fuck your retarded sister?

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576
        #32
        Originally posted by Catfish
        Loungeboy, you're too darn smart for me!

        Gee whiz!

        Why don't you go butt-fuck your retarded sister?
        You must really wow them down at the mission during lunchtime with those retorts.

        buttfuck?
        retarded sister?

        How OLD are you?

        Never mind. rhetorical.
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • Catfish
            #33
            How old am I? Let's talk about you. It says you're 42 and your from 'my pants to her mouth.' OK, so that puts you at about 15. Your profile making someone your 'bitch' knocks that figure down to about 12.

            You make me laugh! Go eat shit out of your dead grandma's mouth!

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576
                #34
                Originally posted by Catfish

                You make me laugh! Go eat shit out of your dead grandma's mouth!
                And with that, I say thank you for proving my point.
                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • Catfish
                    #35
                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                    And with that, I say thank you for proving my point.
                    Man, you are REALLY taking me to school! Mabye I should be quiet before you pound on me more!

                    NAH! Why don't you clean out your mom's anus with your tongue and French Kiss your dumb fucking daddy!

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                      • Catfish
                        #36
                        OH NOH!!!!

                        LimpMachine just gave me a bad user rating!

                        What to do!

                        You sure showed me!!!

                        LMMFAO!!!!

                        What a fag!

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                          • ODShowtime
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Jun 2004
                            • 5812
                            #37
                            Originally posted by Catfish
                            Man, you are REALLY taking me to school! Mabye I should be quiet before you pound on me more!

                            NAH! Why don't you clean out your mom's anus with your tongue and French Kiss your dumb fucking daddy!

                            See that was good, but you already peaked with the dead grandma one. After eating shit our of your dead grandma's mouth, tonging your mom's anus and then kissing your dad isn't that big a deal.

                            You need to work on pacing.
                            gnaw on it

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                              • LoungeMachine
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 32576
                                #38
                                Originally posted by Catfish
                                OH NOH!!!!

                                LimpMachine just gave me a bad user rating!

                                What to do!

                                You sure showed me!!!

                                LMMFAO!!!!

                                What a fag!
                                The mere fact you noticed, and then felt the need to post about is fucking hilarious.

                                Way to hijack the thread you attention whore.

                                katydid would be proud of you.


                                Sorry FORD

                                it WAS the start of a good thread
                                Originally posted by Kristy
                                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                  • Catfish
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by ODShowtime
                                    See that was good, but you already peaked with the dead grandma one. After eating shit our of your dead grandma's mouth, tonging your mom's anus and then kissing your dad isn't that big a deal.

                                    You need to work on pacing.
                                    Fuck!

                                    Well where were you on the props for the dead grandma one then, dipshit? How was I to know I had maxed out?

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                                      • Catfish
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                        The mere fact you noticed, and then felt the need to post about is fucking hilarious.

                                        Way to hijack the thread you attention whore.

                                        katydid would be proud of you.


                                        Sorry FORD

                                        it WAS the start of a good thread
                                        Ooo, pout, pout, stomp da feet! I'm so sowweey!

                                        You big pansy!

                                        And the only reason why I noticed you rated me was that I saw today that I had a round number--40--and was actually dismayed as to it being 5 stars.

                                        See, I think--next to you--that this rating thing is the fucking lamest thing in the world. You're probably one of those fat dumbasses like Fab Shadow who go around rating people and shit, you god dam virgin!

                                        Next time you massage your mom's tongue with your's keep your eyes open so you can see how god damn nasty she is!

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                                          • Guitar Shark
                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 7579
                                            #41
                                            Cat, your insults are much more humorous when they are directed toward people who deserve them... like Fab for example.
                                            ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                            Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                            Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                                              • Catfish
                                                #42
                                                Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                                Cat, your insults are much more humorous when they are directed toward people who deserve them... like Fab for example.
                                                Are you insulting LimpMachine or complementing me or shitting on me? I'm confused!

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                                                  • LoungeMachine
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 32576
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by Catfish
                                                    Next time you massage your mom's tongue with your's keep your eyes open so you can see how god damn nasty she is!

                                                    We have a winner!!

                                                    Most of us thought it would take a little longer for you to have to stoop to "mom" jokes.

                                                    Guess you ran out of gas even earlier than expected.

                                                    Sorry you had to waste your best material on me.
                                                    Originally posted by Kristy
                                                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                      • Catfish
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                        We have a winner!!

                                                        Most of us thought it would take a little longer for you to have to stoop to "mom" jokes.

                                                        Guess you ran out of gas even earlier than expected.

                                                        Sorry you had to waste your best material on me.
                                                        Dude, if you want we can keep trashing this and any other thread all day. You just love a beating, don't you? Go piss on your dad's face!

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                                                          • LoungeMachine
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 32576
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by Catfish
                                                            Dude, if you want we can keep trashing this and any other thread all day. You just love a beating, don't you? Go piss on your dad's face!
                                                            Daddy showed you just a little TOO much love, didnt he?

                                                            seek help.
                                                            Originally posted by Kristy
                                                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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