If the Messiah ran for President, would ye vote for Me?

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by FORD
Ozzy said that? I thought it was Butthead.

Actually it was the old dude who owned the salvage yard in the movie Christine...

[ashstralia]

aha. thanx ford.
wonder why the computer nerd sammy lovin spammmers aren't here (yet)?

[Other-defcon]

The politics suck, in France, and everywhere on Earth.
Corruption, lies, etc...
Read this above and you will easily understand, without any doubt,
why my vote goes to the Lord.
He's already my king, why not my president!

[GAR]

I'd vote against Jesus cuz he doesn't do shit he says he'd do like come back with a trumpeting in the heavens.

I trumpet underwater in the tub all the time on command - if I say I'm farting in the tub, watch me: you'll see some bubbles.

Show me the bubbles, Adonai, and I'll show you my vote

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by GAR
I'd vote against Jesus cuz he doesn't do shit he says he'd do like come back with a trumpeting in the heavens.

I trumpet underwater in the tub all the time on command - if I say I'm farting in the tub, watch me: you'll see some bubbles.

Show me the bubbles, Adonai, and I'll show you my vote

Verily, as it was written even back when I walked this earth, the exact day and hour of My return is known to none except My Father. Even I, the Son of Man, do not know. But I hath laid out the signs of My return in Matthew 24, and it would be wise to read the prophecies of Daniel, Ezekiel, and My servant John the Revelator as well.

My comeback tour will be in thy lifetime, My son. Of that ye can be certain. As for thy flatulance problem, I would recommend Beano, and would suggest ye eat less carbohydrates

[FORD]

Bumpeth for the Messiah 2008 campaign

[Dr. Love]

Ford is a necromancer.

[FORD]

Only for the Lord.

[Nickdfresh]

Liberal pussy-wimp? Never!

[Hardrock69]

Actually Satan, the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause have just as much of a shot at winning the election as Jesus does.

Also Fred Flinstone, Bugs Bunny, and Jessica Rabbit.

They are all works of fiction....

[Angel]

IF Jesus existed....NO, I would not vote for Jesus. Religion & politics don't mix....