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Why would I run against Myself? 
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I wouldn't vote for Jesus.
I mean, look what the guy stood for. The country would never go to war with any other country, ever. We'd just turn the other cheek, attack after attack and love them.
Jesus is good for religion, not good for politics.
And yes, I believe all the people involved in creating the United States, for the most part, were believers in Deism.Comment
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You are incorrect sir...Originally posted by Dr. Love
I wouldn't vote for Jesus.
I mean, look what the guy stood for. The country would never go to war with any other country, ever. We'd just turn the other cheek, attack after attack and love them.
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Really? Howso?
I haven't heard too many of Jesus' views on the issues.Comment
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Payback would be a bitch come apocalypse time...Comment
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I dunno, man. On the other hand, the Old Testament, I AM, Thou Shalt Not, Smite 'Em All and Let Me Sort 'Em Out God running for President, with Jesus as his VP to keep his wrath in check and Joshua as SecDef 'just in case'... now THAT I'd vote for.
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Besides, we'd keep losing the President three days at a time every time some smartass assassinated him "just to see".Comment
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You missed a bit.Originally posted by John Ashcroft
"`Instantly a light as of a thousand suns shone down from above me, and pierced and broke into fragments the dark clouds which enveloped America. At the same moment the angel upon whose head still shone the word "Union," and who bore our national flag in one hand and a sword in the other, descended from the heavens attended by legions of white spirits. These immediately joined the inhabitants of America, who I perceived were well-nigh overcome, but who immediately taking courage again, closed up their broken ranks and renewed the battle.
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"I then felt a hardness within my breeks. Had I a lowly Englishman not managed to destroy the army of my king when we had only outnumbered them 10 to one. With my ardent desire I thought time to fuck some of those niggars that make my money for me. I went out to the slave quarters, some 200 out there maybe 80 glistening vaginas for me to plung myself into.
I couragously grabbed the first one by the hair and fucked her inferior ass as she screamed trying to get away from me. I always liked Ellie, cheap at the price. I struck her and she fell weeping as I grabbed her 12 year old ****** daughter and claimed her with my small sword of justice..."Last edited by Seshmeister; 03-09-2004, 08:45 PM.Comment
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Drinking again Sesh?Comment
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Drinking in your history...
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Hmmm....Comment
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Yes, I have 33% of the vote against JC!! :D
VOTE SATAN!!Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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Well, FORD, since you're a heathen impersonator that dares presume to pretend you're the Son of God, then re-interpret The Scriptures and spout your version of it here, no, I wouldn't vote for you.
But I'd put a slug between your eyes if you tried to pollute my town with your self-serving blasphemy. Assuming that I wouldn't have to get in line to do it. :D
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That shut him up...Comment
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1 John 4
1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
6 We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error.
7 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.
8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.
9 In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him.
10 Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins.
11 Beloved, if God so loved us, we ought also to love one another.
12 No man hath seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is perfected in us.
13 Hereby know we that we dwell in him, and he in us, because he hath given us of his Spirit.
14 And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Saviour of the world.
15 Whosoever shall confess that Jesus is the Son of God, God dwelleth in him, and he in God.
16 And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
17 Herein is our love made perfect, that we may have boldness in the day of judgment: because as he is, so are we in this world.
18 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.
19 We love him, because he first loved us.
20 If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?
21 And this commandment have we from him, That he who loveth God love his brother also.
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