Jesus Christ Landed On The Moon: Fact or Fiction?

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Oh And Sesh the no stars thing makes no sense that day light would effect it. THE MOON HAS NO ATMOSPHERE YOU RETARD. DAY AND NIGHT DON'T EFFECT THE MOON.

Your owned. Trying actually reading things before you humiliate yourself.

Read the post above or any other of the million on the web that blow this stupid conspiracy theory out of the water.

Or was it the lizards that did it?

It's pretty obvious why you work in a mail room, fuck you're dumb.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
They killed and threatened hundreds of thousand of people and noone said a thing huh?

All the guys at NASA. The hundreds of sailors that pulled them out the ocean. The press. The government contractors. FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE IN TOTAL!

I prefer to take my evidence from thousands of scientists in particular the hundreds of geologists at every big university in the world that have examined moon rocks. The moon rocks brought back by the Apollo missions are not like anything else on Earth. They show the effect of billions of years exposure to vacuum, no moisture, and high energy cosmic rays. They are also pitted with tiny meteoroids. None show the burned effect typical of meteorites that have landed here on Earth. Could they have been faked? No. As one geologist put it, "It would be easier to just go to the Moon and get one."

When the lunar Rovers were driving about on the moon how come the dust flys off the wheels in perfect paranolas rather than the way you see on Earth? It was filmed in giant vacuumed studios? Gimme a fucking break.

I prefer to think that perhaps it would be a little difficult to keep the Russians quiet about a fake moon landing in the middle of the cold war when they could monitor the flight.

You prefer to trust the dumb second hand rantings of a gameshow host on a TV program where people eat bugs.



What are the other great theories on the faked moon landing hoax?

No stars?
It was during the day.

Funny Shadows?
The light bounces off the surface of the moon as well as the astronauts spacesuits and other equipment around the lander. Because the moon's surface is a light gray, and very reflective, the shadows can be lit very brightly.

The Radiation Belt
The equivalent of 100 chest X-Rays or 50 flights across the Atlantic.

The faked moon landing conspiracy has a thousand holes in it you can drive a truck through and is frankly pathetic and not worth any more of my time.

Give me a fucking break.

Cheers!

Now you see why i love this guy?
Always a post with substance and directly to the point.
Though we don't always see eye to eye on stuff, there is hardly a more respected veteran on this site.

Cheers!

[Nickdfresh]

Jester...Pick up a book on "CHAOS THEORY," or watch the following film:


You will see a clear metaphor as to why 90% of conspriacy theories are bullshit and the secret cannot be kept. Something ("bug") always interfere with the best laid plans.

[Cathedral]

Conspiracy, is a conspiracy....Thanks, i'll be here all night...

[Satan]

You know, I was present at JC's crucifixion and invited him down to Hell for the weekend, but I don't remember any astronauts coming along.

Is a Devil getting confused in his old age or did this thread get a little off track?

[Cathedral]

Shhhhhhhh, I don't want to be attacked in a quote.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Seshmeister



It's pretty obvious why you work in a mail room, fuck you're dumb.

:D

Actually, Sesh, he'd need to work UP to being only dumb

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
When the lunar Rovers were driving about on the moon how come the dust flys off the wheels in perfect paranolas rather than the way you see on Earth?

Paranola's?? WTF?

That should read parabolas.( For Jesterstar that's like an even curve because there was no air resistance)

Now that reading Jesterstar's posts is actually starting to reduce my IQ I should just start cutting and pasting like everyone else in this forum...

Cheers!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Conspiracy, is a conspiracy....Thanks, i'll be here all night...

I have a theory that because some people got away with the Kennedy assasination ever since Americans see conspiracy theories everywhere.

No offence FORD...

Cheers!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Paranola's?? WTF?

That should read parabolas.( For Jesterstar that's like an even curve because there was no air resistance)

Now that reading Jesterstar's posts is actually starting to reduce my IQ I should just start cutting and pasting like everyone else in this forum...

Cheers!

Start a thread on the moon landing DRunky and I'll own you any day.

I notice that you said nothing about NO ATMOSPHERE ON THE MOON.

Hmmmmmmmmm Funny how facts seem to defy you.

[Seshmeister]

I'm losing the will to live here, I don't work all day to then do a shift as a remedial teacher at night on the internet.

I told you to look to the post below.

I'm sorry if that was cuntfusing...

Originally posted by Warham
Bad: The first bit of actual evidence brought up is the lack of stars in the pictures taken by the Apollo astronauts from the surface of the Moon. Without air, the sky is black, so where are the stars?

Good: The stars are there! They're just too faint to be seen.

This is usually the first thing HBs talk about when discussing the Hoax. That amazes me, as it's the silliest assertion they make. However, it appeals to our common sense: when the sky is black here on Earth, we see stars. Therefore we should see them from the Moon as well.

I'll say this here now, and return to it many times: the Moon is not the Earth. Conditions there are weird, and our common sense is likely to fail us.

The Moon's surface is airless. On Earth, our thick atmosphere scatters sunlight, spreading it out over the whole sky. That's why the sky is bright during the day. Without sunlight, the air is dark at night, allowing us to see stars.

On the Moon, the lack of air means that the sky is dark. Even when the Sun is high off the horizon during full day, the sky near it will be black. If you were standing on the Moon, you would indeed see stars, even during the day.

So why aren't they in the Apollo pictures? Pretend for a moment you are an astronaut on the surface of the Moon. You want to take a picture of your fellow space traveler. The Sun is low off the horizon, since all the lunar landings were done at local morning. How do you set your camera? The lunar landscape is brightly lit by the Sun, of course, and your friend is wearing a white spacesuit also brilliantly lit by the Sun. To take a picture of a bright object with a bright background, you need to set the exposure time to be fast, and close down the aperture setting too; that's like the pupil in your eye constricting to let less light in when you walk outside on a sunny day.

So the picture you take is set for bright objects. Stars are faint objects! In the fast exposure, they simply do not have time to register on the film. It has nothing to do with the sky being black or the lack of air, it's just a matter of exposure time. If you were to go outside here on Earth on the darkest night imaginable and take a picture with the exact same camera settings the astronauts used, you won't see any stars!

It's that simple. Remember, this the usually the first and strongest argument the HBs use, and it was that easy to show wrong. Their arguments get worse from here.

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[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Start a thread on the moon landing DRunky and I'll own you any day.

I notice that you said nothing about NO ATMOSPHERE ON THE MOON.

Hmmmmmmmmm Funny how facts seem to defy you.

There ya go, big boy

Have a war of intellect with Sesh.


You're roadkill waiting for the shovel if you do:D

He "owns" you [to use a phrase you can actually understand] before you begin.

How's my banning coming? I can't wait all night....

[Jesterstar]

"I'll say this here now, and return to it many times: the Moon is not the Earth. Conditions there are weird, and our common sense is likely to fail us."

This actually is not exsplaining anything. I WANT TO SEE THE SCIENTIFIC PHYSICAL PROOF. This is a statement people would make to try and satify the semi intellectual. You have to look past the pacification. Just like the bible.

" So why aren't they in the Apollo pictures? Pretend for a moment you are an astronaut on the surface of the Moon. You want to take a picture of your fellow space traveler. The Sun is low off the horizon, since all the lunar landings were done at local morning. How do you set your camera? The lunar landscape is brightly lit by the Sun, of course, and your friend is wearing a white spacesuit also brilliantly lit by the Sun. To take a picture of a bright object with a bright background, you need to set the exposure time to be fast, and close down the aperture setting too; that's like the pupil in your eye constricting to let less light in when you walk outside on a sunny day. "

This holds no water what so ever. They make it sound like they spent billions of dollars to send astronauts to the moon with a DISPOSIABLE KODAK CAMERA WITH NO FLASH.

Please your argument is designed to keep the frail mind of the skeptic to afraid to beleive in the Magic contained in reality and the lies the reality they beleive in are. Facts are facts and you've provided no facts what so ever.

Oh and one more question to SQUASH your WANNA BE LOGICAL WORLD.

Who set up the Camera on the outside to get the really neat shot of Armstrong hopping down the ladder onto the surface of the moon???

I mean really. Who was running the camera and how was it in perfect frame??? I can't wait for the answer to this one.

"Uhhhh Jesterstar your so stupid they sent out a national geographic photographer that was a robot odviously."

Stop sucking on your binky's and grow up.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
There ya go, big boy

Have a war of intellect with Sesh.


You're roadkill waiting for the shovel if you do:D

He "owns" you [to use a phrase you can actually understand] before you begin.

How's my banning coming? I can't wait all night....

Sesh isn't shit. He's done nothing. Other than give long winded retorts with litterally no proof and only hearsay. But since your not smart enough to really know what real knowledge is' I'll ignore you.

I'm drinking and I'm not interested in ruining a thread untill my MODSHIP is complete.

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Other than give long winded retorts with litterally no proof and only hearsay.

IRONICY ALERT! IRONICY ALERT!