Middle East has most of the world's oil? NO!

[ELVIS]

I'm not from da sout, by da way...

And Springer is still the best shoe on Air Sux...

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I'm not from da sout, by da way...

And Springer is still the best shoe on Air Sux...

The REAL Elvis is from the south.

Where yoo born in Amsterdam?

Are you even an American?

Maybe o1ne of those alien grays perhaps? huh

Spill tit, ELVIS.

R U FROM FRANCE?

[ELVIS]

I 2was born in Vallejo California...

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I 2was born in Vallejo California...

Yoo r mmmy kewl ffriend, ELVIS.

Happy Birthday!

[ELVIS]

Tanks!


:D

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Tanks!


:D

T2oday I have on clothes.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine



And yes, Iraq will end up in a civil war. Bet on it.

That could be cool.

Muslims killing Muslims....just like its been for the last thousand years in that area.

[FORD]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Hmmm...

I'm pissed that Jerry Springer has some clown sitting in for him today...


Springer is the only good show on Air Sucks America...

I thought you said you liked Mike Malloy?

Jerry's doing what God asks of him. You shouldn't fault him for that.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by FORD
I thought you said you liked Mike Malloy?

Jerry's doing what God asks of him. You shouldn't fault him for that.

G-d wants mme t2o invade mmy neighbor who hates mme, because he's aquiring pit bulls that he can let loose from his property t2o attack mme and kill mme and eat mmy flesh and blood.

I better do sumthing.

I must invade him, G-d says.

My next essay:

G-d's Word, Assassination, and Pat Robertson

Another wonderful document!

Stay tuned.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
G-d wants mme t2o invade mmy neighbor who hates mme, because he's aquiring pit bulls that he can let loose from his property t2o attack mme and kill mme and eat mmy flesh and blood.

I better do sumthing.

I must invade him, G-d says.

My next essay:

G-d's Word, Assassination, and Pat Robertson

Another wonderful document!

Stay tuned.

I was referring to Yom Kippur, Phil.

Jerry Springer is taking the day off to atone for his sins. Which in his case probably have something to do with his TV show. Hell, he might need to take a week off for that

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by FORD
I was referring to Yom Kippur, Phil.

Jerry Springer is taking the day off to atone for his sins. Which in his case probably have something to do with his TV show. Hell, he might need to take a week off for that

Yeh, I know aboot kippur, ramadan and Robertson's easter bunny.

The only thing I'd like t2o have aff Springer's is his check book.:D

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by FORD
I was referring to Yom Kippur, Phil.

Jerry Springer is taking the day off to atone for his sins. Which in his case probably have something to do with his TV show. Hell, he might need to take a week off for that

T2oday I have clothes on.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
That could be cool.

Muslims killing Muslims....just like its been for the last thousand years in that area.

Is that what 2000 Americans died for?

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Is that what 2000 Americans died for?

T2oday I have clothes on.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by FORD
I thought you said you liked Mike Malloy?

Yeah he's ok...

That wasn't Malloy in for Springer today, was it ?

I turned it off after three minutes...