WMDs IN CANADA?

[Matt White]

By SHARON HUMPHREYS

THE U.S. has called off its search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and is planning to search for them in a different place -- Canada!

The President has not set a timetable for the search, and plans to ask the U.N. for permission to give Canada "a full body cavity search" sometime in the spring, reveals a White House insider.

"Saddam Hussein did something with them, but the president isn't quite sure what," the White House insider tells Weekly World News. "Now, he's thinking maybe they're north of the border.

"After all, the President likes to say, most of those 9/11 terrorists entered our country through Canada, so they probably hid the WMDs there along the way!"


AH HA!!! Knew it all along!!!

[m_dixon1984]

Come and get 'em...if you can find them.
Iraq - 437,000 sqare Km
Canada 9,976,140 sqare Km

We're 23 times bigger. Good fucking luck!!

M

PS - the only WMD we ever had was Celine Dion and she lives in Vegas now. We've already attacked and the destruction was mind-blowing. HAHAHA!

[Ozzy Fudd]

I know what you mean.
look here as they fire at me when i try to out run them after finding out they piss in the Molson that's bound for the US.

[WACF]

After hot wings and beer last night my ass could be labeled a WMD.

[WACF]

"After all, the President likes to say, most of those 9/11 terrorists entered our country through Canada, so they probably hid the WMDs there along the way!"

Do people still actually believe that?

[m_dixon1984]

Is it actually true? Not that it matters much how they travelled into the country it's where they were trained and how they were brainwashed that matters.
M

[WACF]

No, none of the 9/11 jackasses crossed into the US or trained in Canada.

We were just pointed at to divert blame.

[m_dixon1984]

Ah, yes, the unprotected northern border. It must be our fault because no one would dare come in say from the southern border or from the thousands upon thousands of miles of unprotected coast line.


Blame Canada
South Park Parents

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>

Well, Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!


HAHAHA
M

[The Scatologist]

Canadian Bacon 2:D

[guwapo_rocker]

Don't make us fire up the tank.


If we can remember where we parked it.

[guwapo_rocker]

Re: WMDs IN CANADA?

Originally posted by Matt White
By SHARON HUMPHREYS

THE U.S. has called off its search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and is planning to search for them in a different place -- Canada!

The President has not set a timetable for the search, and plans to ask the U.N. for permission to give Canada "a full body cavity search" sometime in the spring, reveals a White House insider.

"Saddam Hussein did something with them, but the president isn't quite sure what," the White House insider tells Weekly World News. "Now, he's thinking maybe they're north of the border.

"After all, the President likes to say, most of those 9/11 terrorists entered our country through Canada, so they probably hid the WMDs there along the way!"


AH HA!!! Knew it all along!!!

We hid them up Rita MacNeil's ass.:D

[Diamondjimi]

Re: Re: WMDs IN CANADA?

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
We hid them up Rita MacNeil's ass.:D

Eat a Bigmeal ?!

[Matt White]

" 'Wanna tell 'ya a story.....'bout a woman I know......"

[Romeo Delight]

"You aren't interested in LANDING the plane Muhammed- Akbel -Zahis?
I don't give a flying fuck as long as your cheques don't bounce"

Ya, and Canada is to blame. Those fucking idiots at the flying schools should be on the front lines in Iraq!

[The shitter]

Re: Re: WMDs IN CANADA?

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
We hid them up Rita MacNeil's ass.:D

Believe me! There is more than enough room in that son of a bitch!!

You can't handle the truth!