Satan's 2006 Death Pool

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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    Satan's 2006 Death Pool

    OK, Billy Graham probably WON'T come to Hell

    But he'll be knock knock knockin' on Heaven's do-woor before too long.
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    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.
  • bastardog
    Commando
    • Feb 2004
    • 1101

    #2
    Fidel is working another deal with Satan.....If this deal works he will be around another year......but rumors are that he owe Satans too much...
    Bastardog

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    • Satan
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6664

      #3
      Originally posted by bastardog
      Fidel is working another deal with Satan.....If this deal works he will be around another year......but rumors are that he owe Satans too much...
      Well, of course he does. But I can't discuss the details. Devil-client confidentiality and all that, you understand.
      Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

      Originally posted by Sockfucker
      I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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      • Unchainme
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2005
        • 7746

        #4
        I'm always curious how F-Err I mean Satan, Feels about Billy Graham, He is IMO, one of the few honest Mass-Preachers out there.

        My Vote, Castro, Hope he gets to meet you soon Satan.

        EVH, Isn't aloud to die until he reunites with Roth, one last time....
        Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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        • Little Texan
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 4579

          #5
          I think Sharon will be dead before too long. He's been hanging on to life by a thread ever since that stroke, with the assistance of life support machines and feeding tubes, of course. As soon as they pull the plug, he'll be paying you an eternal visit, Satan!

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          • Va Beach VH Fan
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Dec 2003
            • 17913

            #6
            Sharon did in fact take another turn for the worse in the last few days...

            He probably doesn't have much time left...
            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32576

              #7
              Rick James.

              He'll die next.
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • blueturk
                Veteran
                • Jul 2004
                • 1883

                #8
                Does political death count? If so, look for anybody that Dubya stumps for...or kisses.

                "I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president." --George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006
                Last edited by blueturk; 08-14-2006, 09:19 PM.

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                • DrMaddVibe
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6686

                  #9
                  Move this to the RIGHT forum!!!
                  http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                  http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                  • jcook11
                    Commando
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 1281

                    #10
                    Isn't it about time for another Kennedy tragedy?

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                    • VAN HLN CA
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 607

                      #11
                      A month ago Jani Lane would have been #1 but somehow hes got it together now and hope he stays stronger now.

                      A surpise accidental could easily go to the 'Hoff' from DUI.

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                      • rustoffa
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8963

                        #12
                        I went with Gerald Ford. It's only a matter of time before he injests one of those old "WIN" buttons, mistaking it for a special edition mento.

                        The successful tracheotomy won't matter, as he falls victim (literally) to huge set of stairs at the E-clinic.

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
                          Move this to the RIGHT forum!!!

                          Move it yourself :D
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
                            Move this to the RIGHT forum!!!

                            Move it?, Hell I'm gonna sticky it :D
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Satan
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6664

                              #15
                              Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                              Originally posted by Sockfucker
                              I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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