Who's The Most Useless, Annoying Canadian, eh?

[blonddgirl777]

Still...

Originally posted by WACF
...you could not afford us.

[ppg960]

Drinks Anyone??

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Which is why we live here, and not in Canada.

You guys are like the the cheap, Taiwanese knock-off version of America.


:D

We make beer with 6-7% alcohol. It's has taste baby.
We also make the best Rye Whiskey in the world as well.

[blonddgirl777]

Re: Drinks Anyone??

Originally posted by ppg960
We make beer with 6-7% alcohol. It's has taste baby...

6-7%... and MORE...
No cheap, piss brew for us!

[ppg960]

Sleeman's Honey Brown is the only one I really like.
Once you have that you'll never go back.
Fort Garry Ale dark is a good one as well.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Which is why we live here, and not in Canada.

You guys are like the the cheap, Taiwanese knock-off version of America.


:D

We're good neighbours , if you think about it.
You guys could have China to the north and Kim Jong Whatshisface and his crew to the south...:D

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
We have kickass maple syrup! Then again, Aunt Jemima always does the trick.

You should, you have a damn maple leaf on your flag!

When I lived in upstate New York they went crazy on that shit. One of my proffessors even had his own trees and sugar house. He poured it on our apple pie and ice cream. He was Canadian so that figures. LOL!

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And Maple Syrup Whisky...

Instead of Jack Daniels you guys have Jack Russell. I'm the type of guy that would actually pour that on my pancakes.

[Nitro Express]

Every country has it's good and bad libations. I love our Bourbon and Tennessee Whiskey! I'm like a little kid in a chocolate factory when I take distillery tours.

They actually make some kick ass potato vodka over the border in Idaho.

We make great wine in the US.

The big money making beers here suck but the sell for some reason. We have good beer but you have to buy the smaller brandnames or local brew.

[LoungeMachine]

Re: Re: Drinks Anyone??

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
6-7%... and MORE...
No cheap, piss brew for us!

Too bad you guys have no idea what you're talking about, er....aboot.

Many of the finest AMERICAN microbrews are above 8%, and taste better than anything found Canuckland.

Don't be confused by associating Budweiser with Americans.

Those drinkers aren't Americans, they're Republicans.

They watch NASCAR, drink Bud, Vote for Morons named Bush, and secretly smoke meth with their by-the-hour male escorts.


Like BigBadBrie and WarBOT



Real Americans don't drink beer bottled by the thousands per day.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
We're good neighbours ,

Yeah, you serve your purpose, I suppose.

[Nitro Express]

Samual Adams Utopias averages 26.6% alcohol. Who says we brew water here in the states?

[NightProwler]

Re: Who's The Most Useless Canadian?

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
They brought us Celine Dion........

They're born with severe Irony deficiency.....

The only things that keep us from invading is the terrible food and beer.....

Their money is funny looking......

They say oot and aboot instead of out and about.....

They think hockey is a sport........like curling.


What's the difference between yogurt and Canada?

you listen to celine of your own free will, stop whining.

iron deficient they can take a suppliment for, you grey matter deficient types are SOL.

Who have you EVER "invaded", you sissy-boy?

Their money is not nearly as funny loooking as you and your posts.

"they say"? they also say you're a douche.

Hockey is a sport...you making a fool out of yourself online isn't. But you know that.





Yogurt has active living cultures...........





The Department of Homeland Security has alerted us to the fact we have TOO MANY CANADIANS in here, and we're over our quota.

One must be banned to The Loverboy Army.


Who goes, and why?


<<<---- Not Molson

[NightProwler]

LMAO

[Nitro Express]

Don't be confused by associating Budweiser with Americans.

Those drinkers aren't Americans, they're Republicans.

They watch NASCAR, drink Bud, Vote for Morons named Bush, and secretly smoke meth with their by-the-hour male escorts.

No shit. The worst nieghbors are the ones who buy a 24 pack of Bud Light on a daily basis.

[Full Bug]

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them."