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Re: Re: Who's The Most Useless Canadian?
Why bother? Let the morons have their delusions....they need SOMETHING to bolster their paranoid egos. WE know we have it better than them, fuck'em.
Originally posted by vanhalendlrband
We also brought you Basketball, Football, and Hockey.
Jim carrey,
Dan Akroyd,
William Shatner,
Pamala Anderson,
Shania Twain,
Nelly Furtado,
Avril Lavigne,
Neil Young,
Steve Nash (NBA MVP),
Bachman Turner Overdrive,
Guess Who?,
The Crash Test Dummies,
Leonard Cohen,
Bryan Adams,
April Wine (i like to rock!!!!),
Joni Mitchell,
Sarah Machlachlan,
The Jeff Healey band (blind guitarist),
Corey Hart (sunglasses at night),
John Candy,
Tommy Chong
Martin Short
Rick Moranis
Micheal J Fox
Brendan Fraser
Phil Hartman
Lorne Greene
Eugene Levy (the dad of "american pie")
Norm macDonald
Mike Myers (austin Powers, SNL)
Leslie Nielsen
Matthew Perry (Chandler off of Friends)
Christopher Plummer
Jason Priestley
Keanu Reeves (Matrix)
Donald AND Keifer Sutherland
ALan Thicke
Jack Kent Cook (owner of the Washington Redskins)
Jack Warner (co-founder of Warner Bros)
Louis B Mayer (co-founder of MGM)
Bronfman Familey (owns universal Studios; all of it)
Lorne Micheals (SNL)
James Cameron (Terminator, Aliens, Titanic)
Peter Jennings (ABC News)
Dave Foley
Tom Green
William Barker (world war I pilot took an 60 enemy planes at once)
Billy Bishop (shot down 72 airplanes in WWI)
Roy Brown (shot down the Red Baron)
Lester B Pearson (nobel prize winner)
Things Canadians invented NOT Americans
AM Radio
Television
Telephone
The IMAX Theater
Zipper
The Synthesizer
Electron Microscope
Canadarm
Basketball
Hockey
Football (which Harvard later changed to American Football from Canadian rules)
And look at the thanks we get from fuckers like you in the States who think they made everything and did everything themselves, i should come down there and fuck you all up i'm so sick of what people say about Canada and they don't even research the facts.
How about the fact some of your biggest movies and albums (like David Lee Roth's A LIttle Ain't Enough, and the part in his book called Vancouver BC, which is one of the most beautiful cities in the world) X-men III, I Robot, and way way more. Most filmed in Vancouver.
American soldiers kill us in Afghanistan cuz they're so dumb; also we had the most troops in the "war on terror" while the US was dicking around in the useless war in in Iraq, but do you guys ever thank Canada? No, you guys just shit on us all the time.
How do u figure hockey is not a sport? THere are so many americans that would disagree with you. Hockey is more of a sport than Football is, and hell we invented football too at McGill university in the 1870's, and then Harvard took our rules and made the "american" rules. Lol, like the typical american you are you don't even research your facts. Mostly due to the lack of an education system in the United States. There's fighting in hockey sure, but it doesn't look anywhere near as homosexual as the fights in Baseball; not thats a JOKE! Hockey takes tremendous skill to play, and by shunning hockey your shunning the many many americans that put their heart into the game, as well as the 24 NHL franchises in the US.
How about the fact that Americans are not smart enough to fill their own jobs; henceforth, why people come from all over the world to fill your best positions (not just Canada, as our population is only 30 million people; barely the same size as California; so, logically how could there be that many Canadians in the United States?) because your education system blows big time.
Our beer is ten million times better than anything that comes out of the states and most americans know this too.
I'm guessing you listen to Sammy Hagar too, cuz he's American not Canadian, you listen to Sammy Hagar of your own free will too.
Fuck celine dion, i never listen to that cunt.
I never say aboot, i say about, thats called a stereotype fool? That or your thinking of Newfoundland or something, they got the funny accents over there.
How about the fact that Canadians were huge instruments of World War I and II and entered the wars well before the Americans, because the Americans know nothing about the word "team", and everything thinks just because they showed up is why we won; while it is true, wouldn't we saved many more lives if the lazy americans got off there ass in the first place??? Hence, the wasted lives of the first few years of each war due to American ignorance. Yet they go on like they're the saviors of the world or somethign.
How about the fact Canada burnt down the American capital when you guys tried to invade us before? We won't put up with you fat fucks coming to our country, we'll fuck you all up.
Don't ever fuckin talk bad about Canada again, i might not post very often on this page but i've been visiting this page since long before most of you on these forums and to be so disrespected is just sick man. I'm so pissed and David Lee Roth is pissed too, he'll be the first to tell you how GREAT Canada is, espescially Vancouver since ITS A FUCKING CHAPTER IN HIS BOOK.
We also brought you Basketball, Football, and Hockey.
Jim carrey,
Dan Akroyd,
William Shatner,
Pamala Anderson,
Shania Twain,
Nelly Furtado,
Avril Lavigne,
Neil Young,
Steve Nash (NBA MVP),
Bachman Turner Overdrive,
Guess Who?,
The Crash Test Dummies,
Leonard Cohen,
Bryan Adams,
April Wine (i like to rock!!!!),
Joni Mitchell,
Sarah Machlachlan,
The Jeff Healey band (blind guitarist),
Corey Hart (sunglasses at night),
John Candy,
Tommy Chong
Martin Short
Rick Moranis
Micheal J Fox
Brendan Fraser
Phil Hartman
Lorne Greene
Eugene Levy (the dad of "american pie")
Norm macDonald
Mike Myers (austin Powers, SNL)
Leslie Nielsen
Matthew Perry (Chandler off of Friends)
Christopher Plummer
Jason Priestley
Keanu Reeves (Matrix)
Donald AND Keifer Sutherland
ALan Thicke
Jack Kent Cook (owner of the Washington Redskins)
Jack Warner (co-founder of Warner Bros)
Louis B Mayer (co-founder of MGM)
Bronfman Familey (owns universal Studios; all of it)
Lorne Micheals (SNL)
James Cameron (Terminator, Aliens, Titanic)
Peter Jennings (ABC News)
Dave Foley
Tom Green
William Barker (world war I pilot took an 60 enemy planes at once)
Billy Bishop (shot down 72 airplanes in WWI)
Roy Brown (shot down the Red Baron)
Lester B Pearson (nobel prize winner)
Things Canadians invented NOT Americans
AM Radio
Television
Telephone
The IMAX Theater
Zipper
The Synthesizer
Electron Microscope
Canadarm
Basketball
Hockey
Football (which Harvard later changed to American Football from Canadian rules)
And look at the thanks we get from fuckers like you in the States who think they made everything and did everything themselves, i should come down there and fuck you all up i'm so sick of what people say about Canada and they don't even research the facts.
How about the fact some of your biggest movies and albums (like David Lee Roth's A LIttle Ain't Enough, and the part in his book called Vancouver BC, which is one of the most beautiful cities in the world) X-men III, I Robot, and way way more. Most filmed in Vancouver.
American soldiers kill us in Afghanistan cuz they're so dumb; also we had the most troops in the "war on terror" while the US was dicking around in the useless war in in Iraq, but do you guys ever thank Canada? No, you guys just shit on us all the time.
How do u figure hockey is not a sport? THere are so many americans that would disagree with you. Hockey is more of a sport than Football is, and hell we invented football too at McGill university in the 1870's, and then Harvard took our rules and made the "american" rules. Lol, like the typical american you are you don't even research your facts. Mostly due to the lack of an education system in the United States. There's fighting in hockey sure, but it doesn't look anywhere near as homosexual as the fights in Baseball; not thats a JOKE! Hockey takes tremendous skill to play, and by shunning hockey your shunning the many many americans that put their heart into the game, as well as the 24 NHL franchises in the US.
How about the fact that Americans are not smart enough to fill their own jobs; henceforth, why people come from all over the world to fill your best positions (not just Canada, as our population is only 30 million people; barely the same size as California; so, logically how could there be that many Canadians in the United States?) because your education system blows big time.
Our beer is ten million times better than anything that comes out of the states and most americans know this too.
I'm guessing you listen to Sammy Hagar too, cuz he's American not Canadian, you listen to Sammy Hagar of your own free will too.
Fuck celine dion, i never listen to that cunt.
I never say aboot, i say about, thats called a stereotype fool? That or your thinking of Newfoundland or something, they got the funny accents over there.
How about the fact that Canadians were huge instruments of World War I and II and entered the wars well before the Americans, because the Americans know nothing about the word "team", and everything thinks just because they showed up is why we won; while it is true, wouldn't we saved many more lives if the lazy americans got off there ass in the first place??? Hence, the wasted lives of the first few years of each war due to American ignorance. Yet they go on like they're the saviors of the world or somethign.
How about the fact Canada burnt down the American capital when you guys tried to invade us before? We won't put up with you fat fucks coming to our country, we'll fuck you all up.
Don't ever fuckin talk bad about Canada again, i might not post very often on this page but i've been visiting this page since long before most of you on these forums and to be so disrespected is just sick man. I'm so pissed and David Lee Roth is pissed too, he'll be the first to tell you how GREAT Canada is, espescially Vancouver since ITS A FUCKING CHAPTER IN HIS BOOK.
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