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  • blonddgirl777
    ROCKSTAR

    • Mar 2005
    • 5805

    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    Now if you want to see the Horseshoe Falls on the Canadian side of Niagra Falls you need a fucking passport. Unbelievable.
    And you know it didn'y used to be like that...
    Only since Bush!

    Now... so many questions at the U-S immigration borders;

    What's your name?
    - Can't you read? You have my fuckn' passport in your hands!
    Where do you live?
    What do you do for a living?
    Where are you going?
    Why?
    Where do you live?
    Why?
    Do you know anybody in the U-S?
    What's the purpose of your trip?
    What do you do for a living?
    What's your name?
    Why?
    Why?
    Why?...
    Please step aside for further questioning and search...

    Muther fuckers... stamp the fuck'n thing and wish me a good trip, you ass hole!

    So much fear!
    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
    Originally posted by VanHalener
    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
    Originally posted by FORD
    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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    • Full Bug
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 2921

      Hey BlonddGirl, getting many cravings for pickles or ice-cream lately?
      Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 59649

        Last time I went north, I had to give my life story to the Canadian border guard, because I had no passport. (Never needed one before. My 2 forms of government issued ID were good enough)

        What was ironic was that the woman was herself an immigrant, and I doubt she had been in the country 5 years. Maybe she had done similar work in India before, or just hated Americans?

        Coming back into the US - at Port Angeles.... no problem, just showed my two forms of ID.

        And that happens to be the border crossing where a terrorist was caught in 1999 before Chimpy's lameassed policies were enacted, so I have no worries about how they do their jobs
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • ppg960
          Sniper
          • Dec 2005
          • 991

          Originally posted by FORD
          Last time I went north, I had to give my life story to the Canadian border guard, because I had no passport. (Never needed one before. My 2 forms of government issued ID were good enough)

          What was ironic was that the woman was herself an immigrant, and I doubt she had been in the country 5 years. Maybe she had done similar work in India before, or just hated Americans?

          Coming back into the US - at Port Angeles.... no problem, just showed my two forms of ID.

          And that happens to be the border crossing where a terrorist was caught in 1999 before Chimpy's lameassed policies were enacted, so I have no worries about how they do their jobs
          The little prick who flew the plane into one of the towers crossed at Pembina ND many times. He was trained to fly a plane in Minnisota. Thats 2 hours from my house in a car.
          Hits close to home.

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          • blonddgirl777
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2005
            • 5805

            Originally posted by Full Bug
            Hey BlonddGirl, getting many cravings for pickles or ice-cream lately?
            No... never did... that's a myth!

            The only things I really crave are a good glass of wine, Bailey's on ice and a joint!
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
            Originally posted by VanHalener
            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
            Originally posted by FORD
            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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            • blonddgirl777
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2005
              • 5805

              Originally posted by FORD
              ... I have no worries about how they do their jobs
              I know... better safe than sorry!
              But before 9/11, the border officers where much easier on us...

              Since I never carry illegal stuff and my record is clean, I have no worries exept for them going through my luggage and mess things up... and... missing my flight (because I'm always last minute)...
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
              [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
              Originally posted by VanHalener
              ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
              Originally posted by FORD
              ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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              • RuzDNailz
                Foot Soldier
                • Nov 2004
                • 655

                Originally posted by blonddgirl777
                And you know it didn'y used to be like that...
                Only since Bush!

                Now... so many questions at the U-S immigration borders;

                What's your name?
                - Can't you read? You have my fuckn' passport in your hands!
                Where do you live?
                What do you do for a living?
                Where are you going?
                Why?
                Where do you live?
                Why?
                Do you know anybody in the U-S?
                What's the purpose of your trip?
                What do you do for a living?
                What's your name?
                Why?
                Why?
                Why?...
                Please step aside for further questioning and search...

                Muther fuckers... stamp the fuck'n thing and wish me a good trip, you ass hole!

                So much fear!
                It's not going to stop there, either! Soon we need a card to cross the border as well. Border cards, to be exact. I crossed over last year at least 3 times and the officials were so tough on us because we were young. I've always had my car or truck searched thoroughly. But in the end, they are just doing their job. Does make you feel safer in a sense.

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                • blonddgirl777
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5805

                  Originally posted by RuzDNailz
                  It's not going to stop there, either! Soon we need a card to cross the border as well. ... in the end, they are just doing their job. Does make you feel safer in a sense.
                  Yes of course, I'd rather have them be more careful than less...
                  I am just frustrated about how it became... the fact that it used to be a lot safer to fly and that the relations Canadian/American where much friendlier alltogether...

                  In the 60' people say that you barely had to show any I.D., and all they where saying is; "Welcome, have a nice trip"...
                  If a Canadian wanted to go get some work (temporary or permanant) in the States, all he had to do is go to an immigration office and ask for a green card, wich he received instantly (almost no questions asked)!

                  That was then... now, there is too much shit going on everywhere... everyone has to be treated with suspicion... no matter what you look like or apear to be...
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                  [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                  ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                  • blonddgirl777
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2005
                    • 5805

                    Originally posted by RuzDNailz
                    ... the officials were so tough on us because we were young. I've always had my car or truck searched thoroughly...
                    I just don't like officers... period.
                    Police, immigration, custom etc...

                    Eaven if I have nothing to hide* or to worry about... I don't like dealing with them.

                    I get to cross those borders and get searched pretty often. It piss me off every time...
                    They pick and chose some and I always think "why ME"


                    * Oups! On my way back home, I often pack on juuuust a little too much booze but always get away with it! :p L.O.L.
                    Last edited by blonddgirl777; 01-07-2007, 07:30 AM.
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59649

                      When I went to Canada in August 2001, about 2 weeks before you know what, I drove through the Blaine border crossing at about 10 PM. Totally spontaneous road trip... didn't have a thing packed.

                      Prepared to stop at the checkpoint, and the Canadians just waved us on through without even stopping. And on the way back in, minor traffic jam on the US side, about a 20 minute wait, but all I had to show them was my drivers license.

                      Damn, those were the days

                      And like I said, with THOSE laws the way they were, we managed to stop the terrorist who was going to light up the West Coast to celebrate the millenium. Fucking with civil liberties and making border crossing a pain in the ass hasn't made me feel any safer.

                      Paying $100 for a fucking passport to drive around BC for a week sure as Hell won't either.
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • blonddgirl777
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 5805

                        Originally posted by FORD
                        ... Damn, those were the days ...
                        I remember at age 15, going on ski trips to Vermont...
                        We where a team in a bus full (with all luggages in the btm) and at the U-S border, the officer would just get in the bus, talk a little with the driver, take a vague look at us and say; "Have fun kids"!
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                        Originally posted by VanHalener
                        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49567

                          I have nothing against Canadians....
























                          Just stoopid' Canadians.
                          Last edited by Nickdfresh; 01-07-2007, 09:17 PM.

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                          • RuzDNailz
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 655

                            What worries me more is that I heard some stories from people who got their cars torn up and seats removed to search for drugs. In the end, they were innocent and had nothing illegal to hide. Still, no apology or cover for the damages. Rules are rules.

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                            • blonddgirl777
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Mar 2005
                              • 5805

                              Originally posted by RuzDNailz
                              What worries me more is that I heard some stories from people who got their cars torn up...
                              We all heard that story but I don't know anybody to whom it really happened...
                              I would be devastated if that was to happen to me!

                              When you enter the States (or Canada), you are subject to search and questionning. If you don't want that, you don't cross the borders. As a visitor, the visited country has no obligation to let you in and can refuse your entry for absolutely no reason at all... it's a right (just like you can refuse entry to anyone in your own home).

                              I've been strip searched once at the U-S border in Windsor... my boyfriend at the time really looked like a drug dealer (he was not). They had a female (who looked like a man) oficer to do the job... she didn't touch me. Fortunately, I could keep my underwear, orelse I would have been really pissed off and frustrated!
                              They didn't find anything but ended up refusing me, without valid reasons... just suspicious feelings...

                              That's just how it is... it can really suck!
                              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                              [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                              Originally posted by VanHalener
                              ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                              Originally posted by FORD
                              ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                              • blonddgirl777
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Mar 2005
                                • 5805

                                Originally posted by FORD
                                ... Paying $100 for a fucking passport to drive around BC...
                                I really tought you where on the east coast... I don't know why?
                                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                Originally posted by VanHalener
                                ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                Originally posted by FORD
                                ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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