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Just flippin' ELVIS some shit... 
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Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin. -
I'm thinking that Elvis has the power to "cure" women of their heterosexuality.Originally posted by FORD
Elvis, do you (as a medical professional) actually believe that homosexuality is something that can be "cured"?
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That's a good point.'The entire underpinning of America's anti-gay industry is that homosexuality is a choice and they can never move off of that position because if they do, everything crumbles around them,' said Matt Foreman, executive director of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force.
'Haggard's people have to say it is a slip because to say otherwise is to admit that God creates gay people,' he said.gnaw on itComment
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Can the same be said for Jizzystool....Comment
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Jizzy's probably made a few gay men wish they were straight, but I doubt he cured any of them.Originally posted by PumpedUpMidget
Can the same be said for Jizzystool....
(those would be his former boyfriends, of course)Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I'm thinking that Elvis has the power to "cure" women of their heterosexuality.
Classic, fucking classic. :DOriginally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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LMAO!Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I guess that means my secretary is a legal professional...
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The only thing keeping you out of an asylum at this point is that there are too many of you to house.Originally posted by ELVIS
If you try to replace faith with human understanding and reason, you'll fall every time...
If you try to figure out God's word logically rather than accept it with your heart, you'll be in trouble...
God will personally reveal His word if you pray for understanding while you study it...
I know i'm rambling...:D
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No that is your department.Originally posted by ELVIS
Is that what you do ??Comment
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As for Sodom & Gomorrah, those two cities are written about in other ancient texts as cities of great wisdom and cultural prowess.
Leave it to Christians to say they were dsetroyed because they MIGHT have angered De Lawd....
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Well look what he did to New Orleans.
There were probably some gays there.Comment
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God didn't destroy New Orleans.
Satan did.......Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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That's one of the ways people look at it...Originally posted by Seshmeister
Well look what he did to New Orleans.
There were probably some gays there.Comment
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Originally posted by ELVIS
That's one of the ways people look at it...
And 9/11 was God's wrath for homosexuality, right?Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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Originally posted by FORD
And with the knowledge we have now that sexual orientation is NOT a choice
I like how you just throw that out there...
Explain this "knowledge"Comment
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