RAW STORY: Senator Vitter admits number on 'DC Madam' phone records

[Baby's On Fire]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Is that what you call someone who believes in Jesus Christ ??

I call everyone who believes in Jesus Christ a fool, and most of them hypocritical assholes.

And I've been proven correct over, and over, and over, and over, and over............................

And by the way, even Jesus Christ was banging a whore. Dwell on that.

[Baby's On Fire]

Originally posted by Angel
No, that's what I call religious radical idiots... not all Christians are radical idiots, nor are all muslims...

Do I call YOU a radical idiot... sometimes yes. Not because you believe in Jesus, but because you're a radical idiot.

Nahh. Elvis is just a plain old idiot. He's not smart enough to be radical.

This guy makes Thome look like an intellect.

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Dude, he's a slick lawyer/politician/used car salesman, nothing more...

Oh yeah, and Hitlary's wife...

[FORD]

Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
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I shouldn't have said that, now we're going to have American illegals flooding across our borders.

One more DIEBOLDED election, and you'll have that. And that includes a DIEBOLDED Democratic primary.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
I call everyone who believes in Jesus Christ a fool, and most of them hypocritical assholes.

And I've been proven correct over, and over, and over, and over, and over............................

And by the way, even Jesus Christ was banging a whore. Dwell on that.

Thou art sadly mistaken, My son.

First, let me clear up thy misconception. Mary Magdalene was NOT the woman who I saved from stoning at the hands of the Pharisees and hypocrites, though ye are not the first to jump to that conclusion.

She was the woman who annointed My feet with her hair the night before I was crucified, however.

My son, thy problem is not with those who truly believeth in Me, but with those who claim to follow Me by name, but follow the doctrines of Satan in their actions. For if ye do not live by My teachings and keep My commandments, how then can ye call yourself a "Christian"??

[Nickdfresh]

What else did she "anoint," Jesus?

[Eddie's Booze]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Yeah, but using religion as a tool is only limited to conservatives.

True, but I don't think most religious people like fleecing money out of people.....

AKA Jerry Falwell and Pat Robinson....

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[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Yeah, but using religion as a tool is only limited to conservatives.

Great point. Religion is equally exploited. The Clintons sure found it when Bill used an intern vagina as a cigar flavoring device.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
I call everyone who believes in Jesus Christ a fool, and most of them hypocritical assholes.

And I've been proven correct over, and over, and over, and over, and over............................

And by the way, even Jesus Christ was banging a whore. Dwell on that.

Abraham was fucking the maid and Adam and Eve's children had to commit insest to keep the whole biblical story going.

So if I base my morals on the bible, I can have multiple wives and concubines (whores) and fuck my sister. Maybe that's the problem. Some of these religiouse people are actually reading the scriptures! LOL!

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Thou art sadly mistaken, My son.

First, let me clear up thy misconception. Mary Magdalene was NOT the woman who I saved from stoning at the hands of the Pharisees and hypocrites, though ye are not the first to jump to that conclusion.

She was the woman who annointed My feet with her hair the night before I was crucified, however.

My son, thy problem is not with those who truly believeth in Me, but with those who claim to follow Me by name, but follow the doctrines of Satan in their actions. For if ye do not live by My teachings and keep My commandments, how then can ye call yourself a "Christian"??

Yeah Jesus but I'm looking at your portrait. You have a big roman nose and look European, not like a Jew from Asia. Rumor is your mom got hit up by a Roman soldier and she had to hide that fact because A) Romans were hated and B) Adultry was punishable by stoning. Not good.

[Nitro Express]

That being said Jesus, you are a smart lad and you were cooking with gasoline when you came up with the golden rule. Throw the whole bible away and just follow the golden rule.

[DEMON CUNT]

AP: Escort service called senator during votes

"WASHINGTON - A woman accused of running a Washington prostitution ring placed five phone calls to David Vitter while he was a House member, including two while roll call votes were under way, according to telephone and congressional records."

[DEMON CUNT]

There's more!

Crooks and Liars: Disgraced Senator Caught In DC Madam Scandal Speaks Out - Plays The Victim Card And Refuses To Resign

[Angel]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
My son, thy problem is not with those who truly believeth in Me, but with those who claim to follow Me by name, but follow the doctrines of Satan in their actions. For if ye do not live by My teachings and keep My commandments, how then can ye call yourself a "Christian"??

What about those who DON'T believe in you, but live their life in a manner you would approve of?

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Angel
What about those who DON'T believe in you, but live their life in a manner you would approve of?

Your statement above is contradictory. One cannot live in a manner Christ approves of if they are a heathen.