An Open Letter to the Kansas City School Board

[GAR]

I don't know what fucking textbook you had for "social studies" but other than the whitewashed versions of the Pilgrims and the Puritans stories, there wasn't any references to religion in mine

Children in your state grow up with only the hope of lumberjacking, that's why you had 4 hours of recess everyday and had the same social studies book for 6 years.

We just had a Chimp in the White House for 8 years, didn't we?

What do you know of his DNA?

[FORD]

Children in your state grow up with only the hope of lumberjacking

Beats the Hell out of Jizzy-jacking.

[Seshmeister]

And I had some blatant evangelicals for teachers. In a public school. One of them even worked John the Revelator into a math story problem.

When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)

Wow there is so much scope for this...

1) A man has 3 slaves. On Monday he beats one at 8am, one at 10am and one at 1pm. The first slave dies the next day at 6am the second at 11am and the third on Wednesday at 1am.

How many killings does the bible say were wrong?

[jhale667]

Yeah, gotta wonder about any organized religion or institution that endorses slavery...

[binnie]

Follow the link in Nick's post and look at the graph - hilarious!

[Nickdfresh]

Children in your state grow up with only the hope of lumberjacking, that's why you had 4 hours of recess everyday and had the same social studies book for 6 years.



What do you know of his DNA?

Weren't you the one crying about Mexicans "stealing your job" potentially? I'm pretty sure you aren't all that educated, Ms.-fucking-darkie-tea-kettle....

I have nothing against "hammer-swingers" because I have been one on occasion. But spare me, you lettuce-picker...

[Ally_Kat]

They still do this, it's called "social studies."
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Um...actually, we don't teach religions in Social Studies. We're told to steer clear of religions because we may insult someone.

[Angel]

We just had a Chimp in the White House for 8 years, didn't we?

Okay Ford, I'm sick of telling you this, so I'm going to have to yell! PLEASE STOP INSULTING CHIMPANZEE'S - THEY ARE MUCH SMARTER THAN GWB!!!

[LoungeMachine]

and tend to throw less feces around.......

[FORD]

Okay Ford, I'm sick of telling you this, so I'm going to have to yell! PLEASE STOP INSULTING CHIMPANZEE'S - THEY ARE MUCH SMARTER THAN GWB!!!

As long as you're checking in.....

Was there a huge sigh of relief up north when Chi.... er, that Simian dumbass got on that helicopter and headed back to Dirty Gulch, Texas?

Oh, and have you guys gotten rid of Stevie Wonderbread yet?

[LoungeMachine]

It's Canada

Who cares?

[Seshmeister]

I thought you were about to move there a couple of months back...?

[LoungeMachine]

I thought you were about to move there a couple of months back...?

Would still like to.

Certainly doesn't mean I'm not above mocking and ridiculing their lack of importance and/or relativity

It's actually one of their charms.

[TongueNGroove]

It's very important you watch this.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sezfMGjRQEg&feature=related

Then go back and watch the other ones.

Science isn't just some thing where you just after a moments thought say 'I believe this' or 'I believe that'.

You are confusing superstitions and religious dogma with evolution. You don't need to make a leap of faith or say 'I believe' - that is the great thing about getting yourself educated. Instead you can know and that's cool.


Cheers

I watched it.....and? Where did this layer of light seeing cells come from? How were they hooked to the brain and how did the brain know what to do with it? That happened in a single mutation? He acts as if it just happened and it was there all working.

He then goes on to say, "Then the process of evolution made a cup". Ok, so not only do you have one astonishing mutation, now you have another mutation that made a cup that happened to work with this pre-existing set of cells that just appeared. Then you had this then you had that....

Isn't that an awful lot of random mutations that just happened to all work together? It is as if they were all working toward a goal to make something. Like it was planned.

Do you not understand that gene mutations do not have goals? They do not keep working on something. You need an intelligence for that kind of thing.

It seems like a really feeble attempt to try to make sense out of something that makes no sense whatsoever.

[LoungeMachine]

It seems like a really feeble attempt to try to make sense out of something that makes no sense whatsoever.

Now you understand how we feel when reading your posts.