An Open Letter to the Kansas City School Board

[LoungeMachine]

Organized Religions = Follow my way, the only way, think and believe like me, or go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200

Fellow Parishoner? = Welcome to everlasting paradise, how do you take your virgins?

[FORD]

The chances against you existing are astronomical.

Your dad met your mother and happened to impregnate her with that particular batch of sperm. The sperm that made you was one of 300 million he fired into her just in that one fuck.

Then you have to start the multiplications. You're grandparents had to meet and fuck at that particular time to create your parents and further and further back. By the time you get back to the time Darwin was writing you are the result of 100s of people fucking just following your grandparents line. Take it back to Roman times and it's billions. Billions of combinations of millions of sperm.

Is this a good time for a sing along?

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[Redballjets88]

The chances against you existing are astronomical.

Your dad met your mother and happened to impregnate her with that particular batch of sperm. The sperm that made you was one of 300 million he fired into her just in that one fuck.

Then you have to start the multiplications. You're grandparents had to meet and fuck at that particular time to create your parents and further and further back. By the time you get back to the time Darwin was writing you are the result of 100s of people fucking just following your grandparents line. Take it back to Roman times and it's billions. Billions of combinations of millions of sperm.

Look I didn't say anything against evolution I believe it. I just said out of all of the theories out there I think that God can be one of them.

Believe me I have discussed this subject many a time with my friends who know a lot more about it than anyone on the boards.

Why the hostility? I'm not the one saying it didn't happen. Nor am I a crazy whack job christian.

In actuality I am with FORD and Ally on this subject.

[Seshmeister]

My post wasn't meant to be hostile...

[Angel]

As long as you're checking in.....

Was there a huge sigh of relief up north when Chi.... er, that Simian dumbass got on that helicopter and headed back to Dirty Gulch, Texas?

Oh, and have you guys gotten rid of Stevie Wonderbread yet?

There were cheers and tears (tears of happiness, that is)

We still have Stevie around... of course, he'll change his tune now because he thinks his job is to kiss US President's asses...

Nice to see that Obama's first international visit will be here... he's already smarter than Bush!