Focus On The Family Takes A Stand On "Christmas"

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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #46
    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    I lived in the middle east for awhile and Islam is as fucked up as christianity is.
    Oh my God...

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16727

      #47
      Originally posted by FORD
      I always wanted to do the Midnight Mass thing just once, even though I'm not Catholic.
      Ooooh, an outsider.

      Probably be more enjoyable for a non-Catholic attending Midnight Mass then one raised in the faith (I'd rather watch paint dry in a dentist office, myself than go to Midnight Mass). The whole deal is pretty much the biggest show next to Easter in terms of Catholic fanfare: choirs, candles, cruddy old nuns praying, a lot of Catholic ritualistic regalia so if you're kind of into that.

      Most I know go it show up either drunk or stoned, or both. Not that I would know anything about that myself.

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16727

        #48
        Originally posted by jhale667
        I like going occasionally when services aren't being conducted, agree there's something comforting about just sitting in the place...
        Maybe you were getting contact high? You can usually spot the fair-weather type in terms of refusal of Communion so I'm easy to spot out in that crowd.

        I'm undecided myself if I'll attend this year but don't let any of my personal cynicism discourage you or others from doing so. Have a wonderful Christmas, jhale.

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        • jhale667
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 20929

          #49
          Second-hand serenity?

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Maybe you were getting contact high?
          Entirely possible, I guess...

          I'm undecided myself if I'll attend this year but don't let any of my personal cynicism discourage you or others from doing so. Have a wonderful Christmas, jhale.
          You have a wonderful Christmas as well. Probably not going this year, but wondered, does watching it live on cable count? :D
          Originally posted by conmee
          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

          That is all.

          Icon.
          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


          Originally posted by Isaac R.
          Then it's really true??

          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
          Originally posted by eddie78
          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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          • kwame k
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Feb 2008
            • 11302

            #50
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Most I know go it show up either drunk or stoned, or both. Not that I would know anything about that myself.
            How else would you go to Midnight Mass?

            Doesn't every good Catholic do that?
            Originally posted by vandeleur
            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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            • ULTRAMAN VH
              Commando
              • May 2004
              • 1480

              #51
              Originally posted by jhale667
              I like going occasionally when services aren't being conducted, agree there's something comforting about just sitting in the place...the joke always was Xmas midnight mass was when the "fair-weather" Catholics came out...

              Never had any bad experiences with Priests (was an altar boy for a few years as I mentioned) but yeah, we used to get the shit kicked out of us by the nuns at my parochial school...it was like they'd sent them to combat training or some shit...they were just brutal, and like Ninjas!
              And today you are a law abiding, taxpaying citizen and the Prez of Mufferica. You should be proud of the discipline they instilled in you, ya f##king hippy.

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              • hideyoursheep
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2007
                • 6351

                #52
                Ya know what I think is funny?

                Every year, in some long forgotten sliver of the country, some christian fanatic will go batshit whenever some cashier, in an effort to include all religions, since ther is more than 1 being celebrated this time of year, says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". That's when the FNC goes into overdrive with the "War On Christmas" bullshit.

                Last I checked, christians had it pretty good in this country. Why all the complaining? When was the last time any of them have been fed to a lion?

                Enough already.

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                • jhale667
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 20929

                  #53
                  Originally posted by ULTRAMAN VH
                  And today you are a law abiding, taxpaying citizen and the Prez of Mufferica. You should be proud of the discipline they instilled in you, ya f##king hippy.
                  Originally posted by conmee
                  If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                  That is all.

                  Icon.
                  Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                  I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                  Originally posted by Isaac R.
                  Then it's really true??

                  The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                  OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                  Originally posted by eddie78
                  I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22951

                    #54
                    Originally posted by alexpgrimes
                    jesus was born in july. they changed the date to coinside with the pagon winter sostice.
                    That's if he was born at all. It's more than remotely possible that Jesus was a church/government created character representing several prophets who were competing at that time in history.
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21897

                      #55
                      It would be fun to attend a Midnight Christmas Eve Mass on acid.

                      Call it a CathMidMassid. :D

                      I don't do that shit any more, so I can only imagine what it would be like.

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32942

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Ooooh, an outsider.

                        Probably be more enjoyable for a non-Catholic attending Midnight Mass then one raised in the faith (I'd rather watch paint dry in a dentist office, myself than go to Midnight Mass). The whole deal is pretty much the biggest show next to Easter in terms of Catholic fanfare: choirs, candles, cruddy old nuns praying, a lot of Catholic ritualistic regalia so if you're kind of into that.

                        Most I know go it show up either drunk or stoned, or both. Not that I would know anything about that myself.
                        I had a devout Catholic girlfriend and I was used to sitting by the fire on Christmas Eve listening to Bing Crosby after eating a wonderful turkey dinner. Her family was like "hurry up! We need to get to mass! We are going to be late and we need to get going if we are going to get in!" All that fuss to be bored. I would rather drag on the bong and watch the pope give mass at St. Peter's on TV.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32942

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Hardrock69
                          It would be fun to attend a Midnight Christmas Eve Mass on acid.

                          Call it a CathMidMassid. :D

                          I don't do that shit any more, so I can only imagine what it would be like.
                          You might put your whole wallet in the donation plate and that would make father very happy.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32942

                            #58
                            As soon as anyone tells me I have to jump through their hoops and run on their treadmill to be saved (whatever than means) I smell ponzi scheme and tell them to get fucked.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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