The Conservative Case FOR Gar Marriage

[GAR]

No it's not. Nor is heterosexuality.

Either you're flawed, lost, or both according to the Scriptures your faith claims adherence to.

[Blackflag]

I think the "B" stands for "Barack"....

[GAR]

Does anybody even know what BCE stands for?

"Blimpy Chimp Excelsious"
"Bad Company Enterprises"
"Bilged Coldvalve Excrementor"
"Budget Crisis Enumerator"
"Barf Cack Extruder"
"Big Cock Esophagageur"
"Bald Cunt Encroacher"
"Boy Chasing Ejaculator"

[FORD]

Does anybody even know what BCE stands for?

Bush Criminal Empire

[Blackflag]

Is that Bruce Campbell on the left? Are you sure it's not "Bruce Campbell Empire?"

[FORD]

He does kinda look a little like Jeb. Especially on "Burn Notice". But that show's about ex-CIA agents, so that figures.

[ZahZoo]

Where? He says homo marriage upholds principals of the Constitution but doesn't answer the question "why" - only because he's a liar which leads one to discard anything else he says. Like the way we treat you here, on this board. Stupid BEIOUYATCH.

Fuckin dumbass... try to pay attention!!

The "why" is if our laws are applied with the context that all men (read people) are created equal then we should uphold the principals of the constitution and apply the same laws of marriage to gays & lesbians.

In other words denying the laws of marriage to this group is unconstitutional because it goes against the equality foundation of the constitution.

Great, so you're opposed to the Ass Bandit Brigade getting all the protections normal, healthy families get.. that's what you're saying - because that's why families get breaks and incentives: so that they support the younger generation of families and so they stick together rather than fall apart, forcing the Government to be the Daddy and picking up the support bill..

No, quite the opposite... I support the brigade getting the same application of law.

Even if gays and lesbians were granted the same marital rights as hetros it would have no effect what so ever on procreation nor families staying together. The laws aren't keeping any families together today with gays/lesbians not allowed to marry... why would allowing it change divorce or un-wed pregnancy in any way?

We should have special Disincentives for homosexuals on taxes and in the law, so they stop fucking each other in the ass, spreading AIDS and molesting little boys.

I see... extending your racist idiocy to more complex levels. Funny thing how fears and self-truths intermix in the minds of psychopaths. Nice inner-mirror statement Gar...

[Seshmeister]

GAR's post is up there with the guy I saw interviewed on TV the other day who was against gay marriage because 'it would increase abortions'.

[Sgt Schultz]

Ted Olson is a smart man.

[thome]

I just don't think legislation should be drafted for anyone anywhere on the premis of the need for, seperated rights recognition equality, based on who crams what up what cram hole.

[JJ Hobson]

Just some thoughts ...

First of all, don't gays already have the right to marry? ... If you don't believe me, I present the following as Exhibit "A" (LOL! ) ...

Metal Sludge: "20 Questions With Zakk Wylde"

...

10. Finish this sentence, "The biggest misconception about ___________ is?" For example, "The biggest misconception about MTV is that they play videos." You get the idea.
Ozzy is the GodFather of my son
Pro wrestling is kick ass
Pearl Jam is a bunch of candy ass motherfuckers
Anal Sex is awesome when I get the wife drunk
Axl Rose is my friend and the Real Deal!
Kiss is nothing without Ace!
Pantera is beyond fucking Heavy!
Cocaine is for Candy Ass Motherfuckers!
Paul Gargano is an awesome alcoholic!
Touring is beer, beer beer.

Furthermore, I'm thinking of giving up Tae-Kwan-Do as my preferred method of self-defense, and adopting a coming-out-of-the-closet master-of-self-defense strategy instead! I present the following as Exhibit "B" ...

Hypothetical Conversation ...

250-pound "mo-fo": Hey dude, you suck!

Me: Buzz off, d----head!!!

250-pound "mo-fo": I'm gon'na kick your a--!!!!!

Me: Just a second there, tough guy! ... You can't kick my a--, I'm gay--and PROUD of it!!!!! ... Unless, of course, you want to spend the next 25-years in a maximum-security Federal prison getting your sorry a-- raped after getting prosecuted and convicted under Federal Hate Crime Statutes!!!

Talk about "equal protection under the law", LOL!!! ... Gays ALREADY HAVE more protection under the law than do heterosexuals ... I present the following as Exhibit "C" ...

Hypothetical Conversation ...

250-pound "mo-fo": Nice a--, man!

Me: F--- off, you stupid g-- p----!!!

250-pound "mo-fo": I'm gon'na kick your a--!!!!

Me: Yeeeeoooowwww!!! ... What can I do?--If I kick YOUR stupid, g-- a--, I'll spend the next 25-years in a maximum-security Federal prison getting my sorry a-- raped after getting prosecuted and convicted under Federal Hate Crime Statutes!!!

And finally, shoouldn't this thread be labeled, "The GAY Conservative Case FOR Gay Marriage"? ... LOL!!!

[Guitar Shark]

Where? He says homo marriage upholds principals of the Constitution but doesn't answer the question "why" - only because he's a liar which leads one to discard anything else he says. Like the way we treat you here, on this board. Stupid BEIOUYATCH.



Great, so you're opposed to the Ass Bandit Brigade getting all the protections normal, healthy families get.. that's what you're saying - because that's why families get breaks and incentives: so that they support the younger generation of families and so they stick together rather than fall apart, forcing the Government to be the Daddy and picking up the support bill..

We should have special Disincentives for homosexuals on taxes and in the law, so they stop fucking each other in the ass, spreading AIDS and molesting little boys.

Thou doth protest too much, methinks...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

"Blimpy Chimp Excelsious"
"Bad Company Enterprises"
"Bilged Coldvalve Excrementor"
"Budget Crisis Enumerator"
"Barf Cack Extruder"
"Big Cock Esophagageur"
"Bald Cunt Encroacher"
"Boy Chasing Ejaculator"

are those all your aliases?

[GAR]

And finally, shoouldn't this thread be labeled, "The GAY Conservative Case FOR Gay Marriage"? ... LOL!!!

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[GAR]

Thou doth protest too much, methinks...

u take that back

or ur buyin the drinks