Sarah Palin Speech at Tea Party Convention

[Blackflag]

I wonder why this forum is obsessed with Palin.

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QUESTION: I can think of two words right now that scare liberals, President Palin.

I didn't know 90% of humanity were "liberals."

[Nickdfresh]

I believe BBB wanted you and others perusing this thread to dispute her, not insult her. Ahh, but the latter is so much easier, isn't it.

Why don't you and your gay lover BBB actually go first by actually "disputing" Barrack Obama rather than "insulting" him, Ultradouche?

Put your money where Brian's cock is!

[Nickdfresh]

There seem to be an amazing number of people who seem to have no understanding of how the US voting system works.

Lets take this very slowly for the hard of thinking.


IF YOU VOTE FOR HER YOU DO NOT GET TO FUCK HER!

YOU DO NOT GET TO STICK YOUR PENIS INTO HER.

SHE DOES NOT SUCK OR LICK YOUR PENIS IF YOU VOTE FOR HER.

NONE OF THESE THINGS WILL HAPPEN NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU VOTE FOR HER.

OK?

YOU MAY STILL MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY ALL OVER PICTURES OF HER IF YOU SO WISH AND YOU ARE SOMEHOW UNABLE TO FIND THE 900 MILLION BETTER LOOKING WOMEN IN THE WORLD WITHOUT HAVING TO MAKE HER IN CONTROL OF YOUR COUNTRY.

Similary

IF A VERY STUPID WOMAN WHO USED TO HAVE NICE TITS AND A REALLY NICE BODY AND RAN UP AND DOWN ON A BEACH ON TV TELLS YOU THAT EVERY SCIENTIFIC STUDY OF VACCINES IS WRONG SHE IS WRONG.

IF YOU AGREE WITH HER YOU DO NOT GET TO FUCK HER.

SHE WILL NOT LICK OR SUCK YOUR PENIS.

SHE WILL NOT TAKE THE FIRST SPURT IN HER MOUTH AND LET THE REST GENTLY ROLL DOWN FROM HER LIPS ONTO HER CHIN WHILST SAYING 'YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING'.


I'm really sorry to have to break this news to you.


Cheers!

Right!! And if you guys really wanted to fuck Sarah Palin and were lucky enough to meet a chick that:

A.) is a "good, moral Christian" and would NEVER cheat on Todd's hunky snowmobile and coattail riding ass (yeah, real sexy for anyone not named Todd Palin, and uneducated construction workers that dare to dream everywhere)...

B.) is a sexually repressed cougar-MILF struggling with her inner-sexy that would do a guy who seduces here (i.e. Todd's ex-business partner), making her a bit of a hypocrite even if she's genuinely a moralist right winger who believes what she says --even if her flesh is weak...

C.) is a total phony whore-bag who does any one in her social circle like Sean Hannity, in which case you should be ashamed for ever even thinking of voting for that...


So where's the fantasy in any of that?

Secondly, if you knew or met Sarah Palin, and really wanted to fuck her, the first thing you'd tell her is that you're a "liberal" who would NEVER vote for her. This would explain how she supposedly fawned all over Alec Baldwin back stage at SNL...

[LoungeMachine]

I wonder why this forum is obsessed with Palin.

Brie is not this forum

[Blackflag]

What about Ford's "Randtard" thread? I wouldn't even know Palin were still alive if it weren't for this forum.

[kwame k]

What about Ford's "Randtard" thread? I wouldn't even know Palin were still alive if it weren't for this forum.

So you're saying you get your news here, first

[Anonymous]

Sesh, that shit was way over the fuckin' top.

What's that shit about votes? Who the fuck CARES about votes?

Now, for the pics please.

As for better looking women...

You guys are getting it wrong. She's not beautiful... she looks like a slut. A slut!

THAT'S why she turns ME on.

I wanna go there. ONCE.

I wouldn't call her, what the fuck?

Oh yeah... have they leaked her porn video yet?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Blackflag]

So you're saying you get your news here, first

Yeah, all the important stuff. Palin, BCE, Chickenfoot...I hear it all here first.

[hambon4lif]

I agree! Just what in the fuck is this bullshit?!??

I don't like RULES! Reach into your kilt and pull your fuckin' panties out of their obvious twist!

What the fuck is the correlation between 'wanting to fuck her' and 'voting for her'??....absolutely fucking NONE!

If it weren't for the initial post in this thread, I wouldn't have had the slightest idea what the fuck was said by her last weekend. I watched C-SPANk last Saturday just like I watch any NFL game...hit the 'mute button" on my remote and play some Slayer or Pantera, or anything that makes more sense. There are people who can differentiate who they want to screw, and who they'd actually vote for. It's clear to me, BraveHeart, you've clearly under-estimated the intelligence of the same ones you've directed your anger-filled posts towards.

And I'll re-iterate, I don't fucking like rules! I don't like being told who should turn me on and who shouldn't! Fuck regulations!

Would I fuck this woman given the opportunity?....that question answers itself!
Would I vote for her? Not in a million goddamn years!

I look at her and treat her as precisely the sex-object she was presented to us as. Nothing more....and certainly nothing less...

To each their own...

She'd fare better at my 'pole' than at the 'polls', ya' dig?....(Cool! knew ya' could!)

I certainly wouldn't want her running the country I'm proud to live in, but I wouldn't kick her out of my bed either. I don't juxtapose the two....and fuck you up your ass for thinking we don't know the difference!....jackass!

[bueno bob]

Quite frankly, this is the gayest opening post for a thread I have ever read here.

And considering half of the threads I've started, that's saying a LOT.

Congratulations to Sarah Palin for being a complete and utter fuckwit.

[hambon4lif]

WOW!! Swift move there, Annakin!

....If we can't take on an intelligent post head-on, we'll just tip-toe past it and hope to God it's not acknowledged by anyone...LMAO!

C'mon dude! Your master and messiah used plenty of Alinsky to get where he is...you can't tell me you're unaware of this kind of mentality? I don't buy that...not for a minute!

C'mon tough guy! Don't be a pussy...

[BigBadBrian]

Quite frankly, this is the gayest opening post for a thread I have ever read here.

And considering half of the threads I've started, that's saying a LOT.

Congratulations to Sarah Palin for being a complete and utter fuckwit.

Yet you feel obliged to post in this thread. Congratulations, Mr Shortbus!

Your debating skills are almost as lame as Doc Love's. Almost.

[BigBadBrian]

Brie is not this forum

Yes I am.

I post a thread and then make you guys dance like a puppet on a string.

Maestro, strike up the orchestra!!!!

[FORD]

..nevermind. technical difficulties, nothing to see here....