Jesus was 'gay:' Elton John

[sadaist]

wait......I'm drinking a Merlot right now!

Yes, but if you could close your eyes & magically make it an ice cold frosty mug of your favorite suds, would you?

[thome]

The last time I listened to Elton was the last time he said anything of value and I believe that was 1973 and the speech was Yellow Brick Road.

But, I am impressed that he has made millions off of people who ask for little more than a flapping jaw and consider it worthy.

I am in the wrong racket.

[FORD]

Holy Moses, Elton has been decieved......

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[Dan]

Elton Has Been On The Crack Since 1970.:D

[bueno bob]

The last time I listened to Elton was the last time he said anything of value and I believe that was 1973 and the speech was Yellow Brick Road.

But, I am impressed that he has made millions off of people who ask for little more than a flapping jaw and consider it worthy.

I am in the wrong racket.

Yeah, he's getting paid millions for "flapping his jaw" and that whole "music" thing he does is just an aside-the-point thing, right?

[BigBadBrian]

For a group of people destined for the infernal regions upon their death, it just amazes me how they always bring something up something they supposedly don't believe in.

It's quite pathetic and shows they are lacking something in their lives.

[chefcraig]

For a group of people destined for the infernal regions upon their death, it just amazes me how they always bring something up something they supposedly don't believe in.

It's quite pathetic and shows they are lacking something in their lives.

Uh-huh. Damn these souls that lack the skill of being judgmental. So your particular version of hell is full of homos and non-believers, eh? Fine. Given the choice, I'll take the netherworld. The joint will be free of self-appointed finger pointers such as yourself, Bon Scott will be the bartender, and the music will be much better.

Enjoy the view and choir practice, sweetheart. The reverend has a warm spot on his knee for young lads such as yourself.

[thome]

Yeah, he's getting paid millions for "flapping his jaw" and that whole "music" thing he does is just an aside-the-point thing, right?

Are you going to tell me his sales are not directly related to the caricature he has made of himself?

The audience he has pandered too.?

That since 1973 he has just went to the pop timing metranome and stayed there..?

That his oddity of personality fashion, has overtaken his musical abilities and turned him into a image rather than a singer song writer..?

I own GYBR and it is a masterpiece. as far as I am concerned after that he went -Ziggy- and didn't break up the band.

[FORD]

Are you going to tell me his sales are not directly related to the caricature he has made of himself?

The audience he has pandered too.?

That since 1973 he has just went to the pop timing metranome and stayed there..?

That his oddity of personality fashion, has overtaken his musical abilities and turned him into a image rather than a singer song writer..?

I own GYBR and it is a masterpiece. as far as I am concerned after that he went -Ziggy- and didn't break up the band.

Actually, it's more like his music took a turn for the worse when UNI records got swallowed up by MCA in 1974. Don't know why, exactly, but the same thing happened to Neil Diamond.


Also there is the fact that Elton never really did all that well with any lyricist other than Bernie Taupin.

[kwame k]

Actually, it's more like his music took a turn for the worse when UNI records got swallowed up by MCA in 1974. Don't know why, exactly, but the same thing happened to Neil Diamond.


Also there is the fact that Elton never really did all that well with any lyricist other than Bernie Taupin.

Yep, Elton without Bernie ='s lame music.

[kwame k]

For a group of people destined for the infernal regions upon their death, it just amazes me how they always bring something up something they supposedly don't believe in.

It's quite pathetic and shows they are lacking something in their lives.

Yeah, I'm just glad your guy's view on Hell is based more on Dante's Inferno than anything actually in the Book you believe in

Like Craig said...I'd much rather be in a Hell with the cool people than hang in a Heaven with Jerry Falwell or Pat Robinson. Have fun in eternity....I know we will

[chefcraig]

Actually, it's more like his music took a turn for the worse when UNI records got swallowed up by MCA in 1974. Don't know why, exactly, but the same thing happened to Neil Diamond.
Also there is the fact that Elton never really did all that well with any lyricist other than Bernie Taupin.

I dunno, FORD. For me, things really went into the tank around the time of Rock of the Westies, which was several years after the MCA deal. I put it down to the fact that the guy managed to hammer out a record a year (sometimes two!) in a period that lasted between 1969 and 1975. At some point, the wheels were bound to fall off. Outside of 21 at 33 (1980) and the remarkable Songs from the West Coast (2001), it's a peak of quality he has never been able to recapture.

And the less said about his collaborations with lyricists other than Bernie Taupin, the better.

[thome]

Actually, it's more like his music took a turn for the worse when UNI records got swallowed up by MCA in 1974. Don't know why, exactly, but the same thing happened to Neil Diamond.


Also there is the fact that Elton never really did all that well with any lyricist other than Bernie Taupin.

Allways love it when almost any Neil Diamond starts up on the Jukebox at me local dive bar.

Or old Elton .

It's kinda like DLR's journeys on/off stage seems kind more my style than Eltons...?

A person can say it is two seperate beings, but I think not, your work persona and your Joe Everyman jaunts...

Can I watch every Cary Grant movie and completely dig his awesomeness, yes.. after I get over the initial biggotry of my perception on the man.

I really could care less what people cram up thier cram holes .

I wish they would care less that I know what thier prefference is.

Cary Grant just lived his life did his work and didn't feel the need to make out rageous claims about the sexual prefferences of jesus.

Carys act wasn't governed by his ass.

I respect Elton, but who really cares what jesus did in the evenings when he thought of intimacy...?

He wasn't there and that makes me loose respect about his sanity making statements like that.

Like the statements I just made someone somewhere thinks I am a nut..! Ta Daaaa

[BigBadBrian]

Uh-huh. Damn these souls that lack the skill of being judgmental.

On the contrary.

You've shown the ability to be quite judgmental.

[BigBadBrian]

Yeah, I'm just glad your guy's view on Hell is based more on Dante's Inferno than anything actually in the Book you believe in

Like Craig said...I'd much rather be in a Hell with the cool people than hang in a Heaven with Jerry Falwell or Pat Robinson. Have fun in eternity....I know we will

You know not what you say. It's a shame, really.