Jesus was 'gay:' Elton John

[kwame k]

It's more or less "Get Off My Cloud" slowed down, with a breakdown used instead of a verse. It's about as much fun to play as "Magic Bus" is for the bass, that is to say not very much. At least you could yell on "Louie, Louie" or "Hang On Sloopy", which again are pretty much the same song.

I've played all those songs you listed........now I have to play Wild Thing but first a trip to the beer store.

[kwame k]

OK, just played Wild Thing....wow, it's slower than I remembered.

Still fucked up the intro, though

You be the judge, here's a YouTube I made of me playing it......

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[chefcraig]

It's a vast improvement over this debacle.

WARNING: Before viewing this, remember that you can not "un-see" (or for that matter, "un-hear") traumatic moments in life. Anyone that has ever seen "2 Girls, 1 Cup" should already know this.

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[kwame k]

OMG! I played the song for the first time ever and didn't fuck it up like that drummer did

I need to scrub my eyes and ears now........

Neal Peart stat.......

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[bueno bob]

It's a vast improvement over this debacle.

WARNING: Before viewing this, remember that you can not "un-see" (or for that matter, "un-hear") traumatic moments in life. Anyone that has ever seen "2 Girls, 1 Cup" should already know this.

Rawk and roll!

LMAO

[FORD]

Me too, the red hair should of been a dead give away

How many daughters does this dude have anyways?

I've known several of them myself. With so many daughters, you might think The Devil was a Mormon.

[kwame k]

I've known several of them myself. With so many daughters, you might think The Devil was a Mormon.

That's some Big Love right there

[sadaist]

Apparently you've never had the questionable pleasure of a divorce. Try it sometime, you just may reach an alternate conclusion.

Divorce does not prove there is no God. It does prove however that there is a Satan, and she's mean as hell.

[Anonymous]

Jesus was gay?

How would Elton know about it?

And more importantly, who gives a fuck, anyway?

Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

It's a vast improvement over this debacle.

WARNING: Before viewing this, remember that you can not "un-see" (or for that matter, "un-hear") traumatic moments in life. Anyone that has ever seen "2 Girls, 1 Cup" should already know this.

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asshole it was exactly like 2 girls i had already known what the content was gonna be and clicked on the fucker anyway. ace tellin' those three people the chorus to "watch out"? fookin' hilarious

[FORD]

It's a vast improvement over this debacle.

WARNING: Before viewing this, remember that you can not "un-see" (or for that matter, "un-hear") traumatic moments in life. Anyone that has ever seen "2 Girls, 1 Cup" should already know this.

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God damn, it IS possible to butcher that song worse than Van Hagar did it!

[Nitro Express]

Didn't Jebus enjoy the "company" of numerous women, drinkin wine, and working with wood?

The wasn't much different than amodern day Rock Star!

Yeah but rock stars drink wine like it's water instead of turning water into wine.

[sadaist]

ace tellin' those three people the chorus to "watch out"? fookin' hilarious

LOL...That means you watched until the end. As did I. Not sure why, I couldn't turn away. I haven't had many dealings with Ace here, but they guy has either got a huge set of balls or some really good drugs. Either way, looks like he was having a good time. Fuck everyone else.

[FORD]

Jesus was gay?

How would Elton know about it?

And more importantly, who gives a fuck, anyway?

Cheers! :bottle:

Elton's probably just planning on re-recording one of his old songs, like he did with "Candle in the Wind" for Princess Di's funeral.

He'll call the next remake "Don't Let the Son Go Down on Me".

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[Bill Lumbergh]

Publicity whore. Who gives a fuck what he says....