Obama: Americans to Mars within his lifetime

[Seshmeister]

Clearly.


Oh, wait a second... his work didn't have anything to do with space exploration, did it? Remind me what your point was again?

Government sponsored blue skies science where you don't know where exactly you are going has given huge benefits to mankind at a relatively low cost.

I'm sorry if it's confusing, I keep making unrealistic assumptions about your intelligence.

[kwame k]

[Blackflag]

So how much did you have to pay this year in taxes then?

Fifty and change, and nothing to show for it but this sore ass.

[kwame k]

Fifty and change, and nothing to show for it but this sore ass.

Maybe next time you mount your Boyfriend

[Seshmeister]

Fifty and change, and nothing to show for it but this sore ass.

With free healthcare at the point of need you could get someone to take a look at that.

[sadaist]

I know it's crushing........who would of ever thought that a President wouldn't keep ALL of his campaign promises.

Well, considering Guantanamo was a MAJOR part of Obamas campaign, and a large reason so many of you hopenchangers voted for him, you'd think he would have kept that promise. As for keeping ALL of his promises, I'm trying to think of just one.

Barack does not want America to be great. He wants us to be equal & friends with the whole world. He seems embarrassed by the fact that we are (were) a super power. Ashamed of the fact that we won most of the wars we have been involved in, and capable of winning any war. Ashamed that some people work really, really hard, catch a few lucky breaks and get rich. The nerve. Disappointed that some of us would like to take our family on a vacation with our hard earned money instead of donating all of that money to the guy down the street that can't pay for his house. How dare we enjoy our money when our neighbor is in dire straits with his? How dare we buy a television with the money we work hard for while people who choose not to work can buy a new car, house, or squeeze out another kid they can't afford.

I don't blame Obama. Nor am I "afraid" of what he may or may not do to the country. Barack is just one man, a fool. I am much more fearful that the country is filled up with enough fools that voted for him and are still blindly waiting for "Obama to take care of me".

And having to pay Russia for a ride into space is appalling and far beneath the United States Of America. Good job!

[Guitar Shark]

What a bunch of crap.

[LoungeMachine]

Well, considering Guantanamo was a MAJOR part of Obamas campaign, and a large reason so many of you hopenchangers voted for him, you'd think he would have kept that promise. !

Horseshit.

Wasn't "major' by any stretch, and how the fuck would you know why anyone voted for him?



Very Palin-esque post.....

[Jesus Christ]

I second that motion. FORD, can the jesus-imitation crap!

To be a "Christian" means to be like Christ, My son. Verily then, if FORD is imitating Me, then is that not what he should do?


Now, as for this whole Mars thing.....

Don't you mortals thinketh you should stop screwing up the planet ye have, before ye try to takeover another one?

[Seshmeister]

I like that FORD posts as the Jesus character.

I think the Christians on the board should treat it as the word of god. Why not? What's the difference between his posts and those in the bible? God may be speaking through FORD. Maybe he's speaking through me to tell you he is speaking through FORD.

Woooo....

At least FORD isn't some bronze age goat herder. I think you should make him a saint or some shit. Revere him.

How about a statue? Some of the catholic folk should see if someone can get him to send a toenail and you could build a shrine to it and then make some money for your local community.

[kwame k]

Sesh you may be anti-Christian and that's fine but everyone knows Jesus Christ is not FORD........get a clue dude.

Next thing you'll be saying is he's Satan, too.

[Jesus Christ]

Sesh you may be anti-Christian and that's fine but everyone knows Jesus Christ is not FORD........get a clue dude.

Next thing you'll be saying is he's Satan, too.

Ye accuse me of being Lucifer, the prince of devils?
Verily I say unto you that if Satan cast out Satan, then how would his kingdom stand?

[Terry]

Even though I'd love nothing more to use this as an opportunity to rip on Barry some more, I cannot. I mean going to Mars would be ok but I don't see the point with everything else as fucked up as it is? I think we should try fixing where we reside before we venture off and start fucking up another planet with platinum credit cards and sneakers with lights in 'em. JMHO.

It is crucial we successfully land a manned mission to Mars.

There's a martian there, goes by the name of Marvin, and he is currently planning to blow up the Earth with his Uranium P-32 explosive space modulator.

[kwame k]

Ye accuse me of being Lucifer, the prince of devils?
Verily I say unto you that if Satan cast out Satan, then how would his kingdom stand?

Very funny, Lord......you know I had trouble with story problems in school.

I think I got it.......the train arrives in New York at noon?

[Terry]

Ye accuse me of being Lucifer, the prince of devils?
Verily I say unto you that if Satan cast out Satan, then how would his kingdom stand?

Jesus, what a pill.