Obama - "You've Made Enough Money"

[FORD]

And lo Jesus saith 'The point of life is to accumulate money at all costs, buying more stuff and look down one's toffy nose at all others poorer than ye. The free, un-regulated market economy is the way to eternal peace, and he who has more is blessed in the eyes of the Lord shall suck from its teet. He shall be blessed who shall earn 17 times the average national salary, for he is successful. The poor shall perish, for that is the way of the Lord.'

And Jesus' disciples were most uplifted by this sermon, shouting 'Praise the Lord! Death to Communists!' before the Lord let them kiss his Jimmy Choos sandles and Versace gown. And then the ways parted, and an old man came forth and asketh the Lord "My Lord, what about taxes, what does God think of them". And Jesus frowned at the old man, and shook his head. "Taxes" saith he "are the work of Antichrist and communists, for they taketh what the few do not need to helpeth the many. This is the way of the heathen liberals. The Lord saith 'you're on your own, Jack.'"

When did Gold Mansacks print their own translation of the Bible?

[hambon4lif]

When did Gold Mansacks print their own translation of the Bible?

Not sure, but it is nice to see that they're living through the 'revelations' part of their own fucking book!
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[MAX]

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file on your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi

not mine, but found it funny.

LMAO!!! Just put that on my facebook. Cannot wait to see how many people will soon be yelling at me. Fuck, you should've seen how batshit peeps went when I posted the youtube of Barry throwing out that shitty pitch at the MLB opening game!!!

[Blackflag]

Got a link to his shitty pitch?

[MAX]

Got a link to his shitty pitch?

Here's the fucking wonderful pitch. He missed his calling in The MLB, IMO.

Also, he wasn't booed at all.

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[Jagermeister]

Would anybody mind if I through out some racial slurs about Obama? Just for laughs?

[MAX]

Would anybody mind if I through out some racial slurs about Obama? Just for laughs?

Actually, I say go for it but please don't forget to exclude the king of racial slurs when you do. Then, you can take your bullshit somewhere else.

[hambon4lif]

Would anybody mind if I through out some racial slurs about Obama? Just for laughs?

If you just through out some racial slurs for the sake of doing so, it may cause a problem...
However, if you are clever enough, you could make subtle jabs threwout your post, and you may be able to get away with it.

[LoungeMachine]

Would anybody mind if I through out some racial slurs about Obama? Just for laughs?

You're on thin ice, douchebag.

By all means, give us a reason to push you "through" the ice...



idiot.

[MAX]

Hey Lounge,

I'm sure you'll get a kick out of this...

When I was last bar managing, do you know what liquor I refused to serve, stock or even carry behind my bar?

I didn't want those kind of people as my clientele.

[LoungeMachine]

Yep, only ball cap backwards, wrap around shade wearing douchebags order J-bombs.

[Jagermeister]

Hey Lounge,

I'm sure you'll get a kick out of this...

When I was last bar managing, do you know what liquor I refused to serve, stock or even carry behind my bar?

I didn't want those kind of people as my clientele.

Why don't you two get a room. Fuck you Lounge! Pussy!

[Blackflag]

That was a sorry-ass pitch. All politicians throw like girls.

[Blackflag]

I use Jagermeister to wash my balls.

[MAX]

That was a sorry-ass pitch. All politicians throw like girls.

Actually Dubya threw rather well. :D

Anyhoo, I don't think that crezzi throw of Barry's could even be considered a pitch? That wild-ass throw didn't even go over the plate! It was about three feet outside, not to mention at least three feet high!!! The 6'3" catcher had to stand up to catch it a shoulder height. If there was a batter in the box the ball would have been behind his back.