This Just In!

[VanHalener]

Never had a threesome.
I'll take two, please.

OWWWWWW!

[Nitro Express]

Never had a threesome.
I'll take two, please.

OWWWWWW!

Then you need to get a Bristol Palin doll as well for some mommy/daughter action.

[Seshmeister]

Your prices are set to double as well...

No they aren't.

If the price of gas doubles it only puts up the price 15% at our pumps because we pay 85% tax or something along those lines can't be bothered working it out exactly.

[Nitro Express]

They did say gas was going to be more expensive this year and by God they're doing it but $7-8/gal.......I know we'll pay almost anything to feed our addiction but I don't even think the oil companies have the balls to do that.

Can't say I disagree with you but........

Gas is cheaper in the US than a lot of other countries for two main reasons. 1) OPEC sells it's oil in US dollars which means we don't have to exchange our currency into dollars before buying our oil. 2) Other countries tax the shit out of their gasoline; especially, in places like Europe where they have public transportation alternatives.

[Seshmeister]

Very true.

Plus the US is very big geographically. The longest journey I can make is less than 600 miles before I end up in the sea.

[kwame k]

Yeah, and guess who will wind up getting arrested? More than likely it'll be good old craig, walking down the street in his underwear at 2 AM, blowing on a whistle that doesn't tweet. Thanks for the advice bro, but given my own personal experience over the years, you don't exactly need to be Columbo to piece together just how this situation would work out.

I was thinking more along the lines of doing it in your house!!!!!!

I hear ya......my Karma is like that! I watch people who seem to prosper by disregarding all laws and social graces and I'm the guy who got a ticket for doing 1 mile over the speed limit

[Nitro Express]

I own part of a company that makes alternative fuels. I think biodiesel is going to be the fuel of agriculture in the near future. In fact one wheat farmer in Washington state is making his own biodiesel to run all his farm machinery. The crop that he extracts the diesel from is excellent to use to plant in plots where the soil is shot from growing wheat, so you can make diesel off of your crop rotation.

I expect oil company paid off politicians to throw a shoe in the works of this. The EPA will find an excuse to shut local biodiesel down by requiring huge fees to have a license to do so. Big oil is becoming obsolete in many ways but they have enough money to buy off politicians who make laws and regulations to keep that 100 year old buggy whip product going. You can even make biodiesel off of coal plant emissions in clean coal plants. It's very cutting edge technology but of course big oil and their environmental scams want to scare people from building and using. So they will build some horribly inefficient and expensive wind mills for show and keep polluting the environment with oil spills. BP, Shell and Exon/Mobil finance all this global warming panic and notice the proposed legislation just keeps us on their old products but makes it more expensive. Notice they have a real hate for coal but oil is still wonderful.

[Nitro Express]

Gas will be $8/gal. this summer along with out of control food prices...

Those two things combined will start riots in our cities...

Even the tree hugging pseudo-environmentalist homo-libs will be demanding we drill here there and everywhere...

And oil companies are gearing up to drill like Nitro said, but prices wont come down because real inflation will be kicking in because of the trillions of worthless paper dollars being printed...

BTW, government jobs and pensions ??

Wisconsin is just a glimpse of what's coming...

And it won't matter if a D or an R is in office, or if queers can marry...

Better plant a garden and get a bike, FORD... I have both...


Have a nice day...

What's causing the food prices to shoot up is floods, cold, and drought. Lot's of crop failures this year. Actually we are awash in oil. Those high prices are set by OPEC and not a free world market. Like I said, all our oil come from our home state. It's refined into gasoline in Sinclair, Wyoming and then is trucked up here. But we have to pay the OPEC oil price because an oil company that didn't charge that price would be ran out of business in a hurry. So it's obvious the western oil companies are involved in OPEC as well.

The world is not paying a free market price for oil at all. It's paying a rigged price.

[Nitro Express]

One thing I think most people aren't aware of is all major local stations sell the same gasoline. It's whatever comes out of the pipeline head or refinery. The only gas stations that differ are Maverik stores. Don't buy their gas because they buy refinery tank bottoms and sell it cheaper. They filter it but it's the lowest grade of gas you can get and has a lot of water suspended in the ethanol in it.

All gas is the same and how they get the different octane ratings is chemical additives at the pump. So 85 octane is the same as 90, but the ignition rate is higher on the 90 due to chemical additives.

You only need high octane for high altitude and high compression engines so in most cases you can run on 85 octane just fine and save some money. I only have a problem with 85 octane above 8000 feet above sea level where the engine will start to knock on hills.

[ELVIS]

[ELVIS]

White House to celebrate Motown with tribute concert

Susan Whitall / Detroit News Music Writer

The White House will celebrate Black History Month with a Feb. 24 concert celebrating Detroit's best-known musical import. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama will host "The Motown Sound: In Performance at the White House," a tribute to therecord companyBerry Gordy Jr. founded here at the dawn of the 1960s.
The concert will be filmed for broadcast at 8 p.m. March 1 on PBS stations.



Uncle Otoma is on the job tonite!

[jhale667]

But if he showed up at a NASCAR event celebrating cousin-dating, you'd be all over that, wouldn't ya - Cletus...

[ELVIS]

Yeah, I'd be asking what a ni**er was doing at a Nascar event...

[Seshmeister]

Boom!

There goes your weak claim that you only used the word in the 'Chris Rock' sense.

[ELVIS]

I could see Chris Rock saying that...

But I said NIASTERISKASTERISKER...