God help me, but I almost feel sorry for Newt Gingrich

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59644

    God help me, but I almost feel sorry for Newt Gingrich

    Yeah, he's a hypocritical douchebag who dumped his first wife when she had cancer and was getting blow jobs from the woman who became his third wife in the congressional garage while still married to his second wife, while also hypocritically leading the impeachment effort against Bill Clinton for getting his dick sucked in the Oval Office. And he also opposes his own sister's civil rights.

    But the guy actually makes a true statement, for once in his life - calling out the Jockstrap Ryan budget plan for the extremist horseshit it is - and suddenly he can't even walk through a mall without being harrassed by the teabaggers.........

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49567

    #2
    Gingrich has as much chance as Ford does of getting elected president...

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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      #3
      Who knows...pair him up with Ed Meese as a running mate, and you might just get the nostalgia vote. Hell, Van Halen has been using it for the better part of a decade now.









      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        #4
        Newt won't get the Republican nomination. But having him in the debates will be good. I wish Trump would have ran at least for a few debates. Would have been entertaining as hell to see. I think Newt would be a better VP candidate than the top spot. Especially if the nominee has little insider experience, Newt will shore up those concerns a little. Ease a few voters minds so to speak.

        I wonder if the Republicans can convince Rick Perry of Texas to run. Automatic front-runner for the nomination if he does. I think he just might, but will wait until the field thins out a bit and is much more clear.

        Chris Christie I believe is waiting for a 2016 run. Build up his resume and he doesn't want to risk losing to Obama. Once you lose a Presidential election, the chances of getting it the 2nd or 3rd time around really drops off.

        Mitch Daniels? Fuck, I don't know anything about the guy. Jeb Bush? I think if he ever runs it will be a 2016 bid.

        I just don't see any Republican that can beat Obama. Not that Obama is any good, but there is absolutely zero name recognition for any of the Republicans outside of people who follow politics. And that is a small percentage of the public.
        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #5
          Originally posted by sadaist

          Mitch Daniels? Fuck, I don't know anything about the guy.

          He announced today he is NOT running. Just as well.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • Terry
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12135

            #6
            Gingrich isn't a serious candidate.

            He's fully aware that he's not going to come remotely close to getting the nomination, and what the mainstream political pundits claim in terms of the level of influence he supposedly has in shaping contemporary conservative philosophies has more to do with the frequency of his television appearances than any real ability to sway people to cast a vote for him.

            His whole candidacy is little more than a calculation on his part to maintain his standing and visibility in the media eye, and prolong the waning moments of his extended 15 minutes of fame, rather than totally and finally slide into political oblivion.

            There's no downside to him NOT running, so he did. The guy has been, for all intents and purposes, cooked since 1998.
            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32942

              #7


              All the freaks are targeting Newt. LOL!
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Unchainme
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2005
                • 7746

                #8
                it reminds me of this one clip I saw on youtube where some anti-abortion "women" (and I use that term lightly), was bitching at limbaugh over being pro-life.

                and..I..think limbaugh is a bit of a scumbag, but to his credit, he tried to give the women the opportunity to debate him on the issue, which would be easy if you had any sense of knowledge on the topic. EASY. Hell, I have next to little interest in it, and I could probably formulate some form of an opinion.

                Nope, just her screaming about how "YOU HAVE THE BLOOD OF WOMEN ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and just sounding nasty about it.

                Same damn thing with the tea baggers. A lack of education on the issues and just flat out civility and respect for the other side is what's missing in this country.
                Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59644

                  #9
                  Has anybody ever noticed who Newt really looks like.......



                  Bush is a Chimp, and Newt was a Monkee

                  Fuck the campaign, Newt. Put the band back together instead, and do something useful.....

                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • lesfunk
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3583

                    #10
                    FORD, please leave Mickey out of this. It'll ruin my childhood memories!
                    http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                    • Switch84
                      Veteran
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 2316

                      #11
                      I "feel sorry" for that fruitcake that dumped the glitter on him. You KNOW Newt's security beat the living shit out of him off camera...
                      "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                      Blackflag on DLR

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                      • Switch84
                        Veteran
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 2316

                        #12
                        Another Georgian threw his name in the Republican hat: businessman Herman Cain. He's got a snowball's chance in Hell of winning the party's nomination, much less the White House.
                        "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                        Blackflag on DLR

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                        • BITEYOASS
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6530

                          #13
                          No, I don't feel sorry for that hypocritical son of a bitch.

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 59644

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Switch84
                            Another Georgian threw his name in the Republican hat: businessman Herman Cain. He's got a snowball's chance in Hell of winning the party's nomination, much less the White House.
                            Yeah, when your only claim to fame is a pizza chain that went out of business, probably not much of a chance there.
                            Eat Us And Smile

                            Cenk For America 2024!!

                            Justice Democrats


                            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32942

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Switch84
                              I "feel sorry" for that fruitcake that dumped the glitter on him. You KNOW Newt's security beat the living shit out of him off camera...
                              They probably tazed his balls and stuck a cattle prod up his ass. Newt probably didn't get pissed because he knew the fag would get a working over in the back alley.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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