Herman Cain sings Lennon & Was "Framed"

[Nitro Express]

Fuck it. I'm going to run myself.

SATAN 2012 - Aren't you tired of voting for the "lesser" evil?

At least you are honest about who you are. The politicians put on the facade of being an angel and then they turn into demons once they get elected.

[Blaze]

Fuck it. I'm going to run myself.

SATAN 2012 - Aren't you tired of voting for the "lesser" evil?

you're a bitch.

[Blaze]

you're a bitch.

Was that a prejudicial statement or a sexist statement? :P

[Satan]

At least you are honest about who you are. The politicians put on the facade of being an angel and then they turn into demons once they get elected.

Yeah, but if they pull that "birther" crap with me, I'll have to say I'm from Hell Michigan.

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, but if they pull that "birther" crap with me, I'll have to say I'm from Hell Michigan.

Oh the religious right would say you were born in Hell Norway and say you are not a natural born citizen and unqualified to be president. Why do you think all that paganism and death metal comes from Norway? It's the birthplace of Satan.

[Satan]

Nah, that's just my vacation home. Don't go there as much as I used to, now that there's A/C in Hell, but I used to go to Norway to cool down every once in a while.

[Seshmeister]

Honestly. We have to get away from these social issues. I don't care if the president is gay and the first lady's name is Bob just as long as they serve the citizens well in office. The country will always be divided on social issues and we bicker about this shit while our country gets hijacked and fleeced.

Exactly.

I think things are gradually getting a little better in the US which is why I posted the graph. If most people get to the point where they don't give a shit about how socially liberal their neighbor is then maybe the politicians may be forced to deal with something that matters a fuck. I wouldn't get too excited though, there has been a broad political consensus here for years on abortion, gays, stem cell research and the death penalty and the politicians are still pretty shit. It does save a lot of time though.

[Seshmeister]

Oh the religious right would say you were born in Hell Norway and say you are not a natural born citizen and unqualified to be president. Why do you think all that paganism and death metal comes from Norway? It's the birthplace of Satan.

I think it's the weather. Constant cold and flu season so they needed a genre you can still play when your singer has a sore throat.

The rain in Seattle gave you grunge, California sun the Beach Boys and Van Halen. Someone should do a doctorate on the influence of weather on music.

[Little Texan]

Unholy shit! What kind of a bizzare campaign ad is this???? (Sorry it's a "private link" so it won't embed)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM&feature=youtu.be

Yeah, that's real. Not a satire. Not an Onion piece. Though quite possibly a hidden message at the end for one of the worst industries old Herman lobbied heavily for, when he was head of the American Restaurant Association. (more on that later)

Here's an embedded version...

[Seshmeister]

There is a rumor going around the web now that the Herman Cain campaign is Sacha Baron Cohen's big follow-up to Borat.

[Satan]

If Cain hadn't been a known quantity in right wing and corporate circles for decades, I might actually believe that.

[Little Texan]

And your new frontrunner is...

Link

Herman Cain tops Mitt Romney in latest CBS/NYT poll

By
Corbett B. Daly

CBS News Poll analysis by the CBS News Polling Unit: Sarah Dutton, Jennifer De Pinto, Fred Backus and Anthony Salvanto.

Businessman Herman Cain is now atop the field of Republican White House hopefuls, squeaking past former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney in the latest CBS News/New York Times poll.

Cain garnered 25 percent support of Republican primary voters in the poll released on Tuesday, compared to Romney's 21 percent.

In early October, the two men were tied at 17 percent.

The poll was conducted Oct 19-24 among 1,650 adults. 1,475 interviews were conducted among registered voters and 455 voters who said they plan to vote in a Republican primary. The margin of error among primary voters is plus or minus four percentage points.

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Cain's support surged among voters who identified with the conservative Tea Party wing of the Republican party, rising to 32 percent in mid-October from 18 percent just a few weeks ago. That's more than four times the level of support he had from the group in mid-September.

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich took 10 percent of likely primary voters, while Texas Rep. Ron Paul's support was at 8 percent.

Texas Gov. Rick Perry, who led the poll in mid-September, plunged to just 6 percent support. He had 12 percent in early October and 23 percent in mid-September.

(At left, CBS News political correspondent Jan Crawford and Republican strategist Charlie Black discuss the poll on "The Early Show")Romney's Tea Party support has held steady in October, at 18 percent, after a modest increase from September's 12 percent.

Perry, however, has seen his Tea Party backing go up in steam. He had just 7 percent support in the latest poll, compared to 12 percent in early October and a staggering 30 percent in mid-September.

Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann, former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum and former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman were at the back of the pack, with 2 percent, 1 percent and 1 percent respectively.

The race is still open, as voters are not firm in their support of any of the candidates. About four of five voters said it is too early to say for sure who they support for the nomination, with just 19 percent saying their minds are already made up. That's about the same as it was at this point in 2007.

Americans are getting interested in the 2012 race for president. About 70 percent of registered voters nationwide are paying at least some attention to the 2012 election campaign, including 31 percent who said they are paying a lot of attention.

Republicans, of course, are paying closer attention to the campaign. About 78 percent said they were following the campaign closely, compared to about 68 percent of Democrats.

[Guitar Shark]

Amazing how far Perry has fallen in such a short time.

[FORD]

Maybe the Repukes finally figured out that another dumbassed arrogant prick cheerleader from Texas wasn't a great idea?

[hambon4lif]

Here's an embedded version...

Sure was nice of his campaign manager to shoot a quick ad for him during his smoke break. They must be aiming for the emphyzema crowd.

And that evil grin at the end seems to be saying "Y'all really buying my bullshit?"

What a fucking piece of work this guy is. He tries to come across as some huckleberry pizza boy, when in fact, he personifies every single repulsive thing people can't stand about politicians in the first place.

Fuck Herman Cain!