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  • Guitar Shark
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7579

    #46
    Originally posted by Unchainme
    I always wondered if FORD was the liberal version of Dale Gribble :D.
    John Daly, perhaps!

    (Waiting for FORD's Hornacek retort)
    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302

      #47
      Sharky beat me to it
      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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      • Unchainme
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2005
        • 7746

        #48
        "HURR-DE-DURR, NOT BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE IT CREATES BROKEN HOMES"

        ...what the fuck?

        isn't it the opposite?
        Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          #49
          Originally posted by Unchainme
          "HURR-DE-DURR, NOT BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE IT CREATES BROKEN HOMES"

          ...what the fuck?

          isn't it the opposite?
          The opposite of sanity
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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          • Unchainme
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2005
            • 7746

            #50
            I don't get it.

            The easiest way to prevent teen pregnancies is either to HAVE CONTRACEPTION AVAILABLE. Easy, done. Condoms and Pills for all.

            No more broken homes, no ruined lives of the parents, and it'll help not clog up the gov't with welfare programs.

            fucking dipshits.

            Encouraging people TO NOT FUCK IS NOT GOING TO WORK. People are a going to find a way to fuck regardless.
            Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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            • jhale667
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 20929

              #51
              Originally posted by Unchainme
              I don't get it.

              The easiest way to prevent teen pregnancies is either to HAVE CONTRACEPTION AVAILABLE. Easy, done. Condoms and Pills for all.

              No more broken homes, no ruined lives of the parents, and it'll help not clog up the gov't with welfare programs.

              fucking dipshits.

              Encouraging people TO NOT FUCK IS NOT GOING TO WORK. People are a going to find a way to fuck regardless.

              Didn't work in the dark ages, won't work now... you'd think several centuries later these idiots would get the picture...
              Originally posted by conmee
              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

              That is all.

              Icon.
              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


              Originally posted by Isaac R.
              Then it's really true??

              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
              Originally posted by eddie78
              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49563

                #52
                Well, it was a nice discussion by four old white guys on womens' reproductive health...

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49563

                  #53
                  Originally posted by Unchainme
                  I don't get it.

                  The easiest way to prevent teen pregnancies is either to HAVE CONTRACEPTION AVAILABLE. Easy, done. Condoms and Pills for all.
                  Maybe, but only with a healthy dose of realistic sexual education in schools...

                  .....
                  Encouraging people TO NOT FUCK IS NOT GOING TO WORK. People are a going to find a way to fuck regardless.
                  People are going to fuck, surely. But the problem is these guys think they can repress sexuality by ignorance and fear of a judgmental God. Instead, mature and realistic discussions along with showing kids pictures of wart-infested vaginas and assholes, and other consequences of mindless promiscuity, might be more effective in curbing unwanted pregnancies and STDs...

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                  • evil_lil
                    Groupie
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 92

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                    ...showing kids pictures of wart-infested vaginas and assholes, and other consequences of mindless promiscuity, might be more effective in curbing unwanted pregnancies and STDs...
                    That's pretty much all I remember from high school health class. Seriously, I would think that these guys are blowing their chances of any support from women, but after Bush got reelected I will never underestimate the power of American stupid.

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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49563

                      #55
                      Don't Talk About Right Clubâ„¢: A nice little parody of "Conservatives'" rhetoric (read radical religionists, reactionaries and anti-New Deal radicals posing as "pro-Constitution," "Libertarians").

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                      Last edited by Nickdfresh; 02-25-2012, 01:13 PM.

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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21897

                        #56
                        I am all in favor of Santorum's crazed ravings.

                        I WANT him to continue his foam-at-the-mouth idiocy.

                        GO RICK GO! TELL 'EM ALL HOW SATAN IS ATTACKING AMERICA!

                        Firstly, he should know. He is a member of the political party that hopes to institute Satanic policies while claiming to be pure-as-the-driven-snow Christians...

                        Satan? You know this. Their repressive ideological wishlist would create a "Christian State" in name only, just like Saudi Arabia and it's Islamic rule......the Retardlican Party seeks a return to the age of the Holy Roman Empire....where if you deny Christ, you will be burned at the stake. Where women are nothing more than sperm-receptacles, forced to work as slaves in the kitchen while sucking cock and making babies. Where anyone who believes differently than the Bible will be "excommunicated". Or at the very least, deported to a third-world nation.

                        All functions of the Holy Catholic Church Of Satan.

                        The more Santorum raves and drools, the more likely he will not win any sort of nomination, much less the presidency.

                        I would be willing to bet Satan OR Jesus a dollar (I know Jesus, you are not exactly a gambling man) that elements of the Democratic Party are funding Santorum's campaign, encouraging him to rant and rave, and to make irrational extremist commentary, as it will only damage the Republican Party from within. And that will only benefit the Democrats.

                        I have some friends who are actually falling for this shit. Ranting about how Obama wants to elect himself as a dictator, and how if he is re-elected, he will send us all to koncentration kamps. How he is trying to turn our country into a Communist Country.

                        Seriously.....only intellectually inferior morons fall for this Chicken Little, pre-school fairy tale bullshit.

                        At the very least, people should not run around shrieking "THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!".

                        How will it profit anyone to be frightened of such irrational and non-sensical fairy tale crap is beyond me.

                        It is on the same level as a 2-year-old who is frightened that the Boogie-man is hiding under his bed.

                        People who otherwise appear to be inelligent, well-adjusted adults.....worrying about something that is not possibly going to happen.

                        I am amazed by the retardation of these Republican back-ball lickers.

                        Not saying all Republicans are idiots. But you have uneducated, unintelligent losers in every crowd.

                        And it seems they are, more than ever, perfectly willing to believe in any sort of crazy, out-of-control story spouted by idiots like Santorum.

                        It is like saying the Easter Bunny is real, and freaking out because someone told you that Santa Clause is going to hunt him down this year and blast him to the moon......
                        Last edited by Hardrock69; 02-27-2012, 11:35 PM.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #57
                          The sky IS falling...

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576

                            #58
                            SANTORUM, ROMNEY. GINGRICH......

                            The 3 greatest wishes we could have....



                            Signed, The Committee to Re-Elect
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Hardrock69
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 21897

                              #59
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              The sky IS falling...


                              Well, every village has it's poster-child for the Irrational Crazy Right....

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                              • Jesus Christ
                                Veteran
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2433

                                #60
                                Rick Santorum claiming to speak for Me is about as logical as Samuel Hagar claiming to speak for Van Halen.

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