Arizona Passes Sweeping Internet Censorship Bill

[jhale667]

Quit while you're behind, stupid.

You strike me as someone who has low self esteem. People like that usually think others are envious of them and like to point out how great they are when in fact the opposite is true.

You strike me as someone who got their psychology degree from a box of crackerjags... At what point in that post did I say I was great? I said you're bitter. And envious. So far you're proving me right.

[jhale667]

A quick thing to ask them is how many times has their religion predicted the end of the world in the last 100 years, when it didn't how did that affect the membership numbers and is that why they stopped predicting?

[Seshmeister]

Ye should have reminded thy teachers that I commanded My disciples to preach the Gospel to every living creature. And let's not forget that many animals witnessed My birth in the manger. They knew who I was.

For every useful thought or statement attributed to the Jesus character there are about 20 bits of patent fucking sub Hubbard nonsense and this is one of them.

"So what did you do today Peter?"

"I've been very busy speaking to a goat, 8 blades of grass and a small cockroach called Judah about the Jesus thing."

[Jesus Christ]

For every useful thought or statement attributed to the Jesus character there are about 20 bits of patent fucking sub Hubbard nonsense and this is one of them.

"So what did you do today Peter?"

"I've been very busy speaking to a goat, 8 blades of grass and a small cockroach called Judah about the Jesus thing."

Well now that would just be silly, My son.

Everybody knows that goats and cockroaches play for Team Satan

[Seshmeister]

What have you got against goats?

[Nickdfresh]

Too bad the Romans hadn't thought of auto-erotic asphyxiation yet. Of course, I can see why. The only thing I can see more embarrassing being found dead that way is being found alive that way. Right, Micheal?


Back me up, Keith.

*Backs Kristy up*

Actually, most think Micheal committed suicide, and attempted to use the auto-erotic asphyxiation to cover it up and insure his wife and children got the insurance settlement. Then of course there's the Bob Geldof-did-him-in conspiracy theory...

[Seshmeister]

I think I would drive off a cliff or any of a 100 other options rather than be found dead like that.

[Kristy]

Actually, most think Micheal committed suicide, and attempted to use the auto-erotic asphyxiation to cover it up and insure his wife and children got the insurance settlement. Then of course there's the Bob Geldof-did-him-in conspiracy theory...

Whoa! Wait a seccy here. There's autoerotic asphyxiation insurance?

*rereads my policy*

[Nitro Express]

And then the Japanese kids come here, and under intense pressure from their parents to "save face", over-achieve, and become the next Bill Gates eventually snap and take advantage of our much less-stringent gun laws to whip out a piece and open-fire....

I thought it was funny that the Royal Hawaiian has a gun range. Japanese tourists when they come to the states want to shoot guns. It was a nice range too. All white and clean. Glass partitions and cute Japanese girl to hand your ammo to you. I could get 50 rounds at home for far less money but I paid dearly just to have experienced it. Then I went and had sushi.

[fryingdutchman]

I think I would drive off a cliff or any of a 100 other options rather than be found dead like that.

Amen to that....

[Jesus Christ]

What have you got against goats?

Well, ye must admit they look a lot like Satan -------->

[sadaist]

Whoa! Wait a seccy here. There's autoerotic asphyxiation insurance?

*rereads my policy*

I think it's cause it would be classified as accidental death rather than intentional suicide?

[jhale667]

I think it's cause it would be classified as accidental death rather than intentional suicide?

Still seems like an insurance company could get out of paying, saying it was reckless endangerment or something... Can't remember the comedian's name, but he did a hilarious bit on auto-erotica: "How f***ing jaded have you become when a normal orgasm won't do, and you have to be nearly choking to death to get off???"

[sadaist]

I just sit on my hand for 5 minutes until it falls asleep. Then it feels like someone else is doing it.

[fryingdutchman]

I just sit on my hand for 5 minutes until it falls asleep. Then it feels like someone else is doing it.

Ahhhhh yes. "The Stranger."

You're really on a masturbation theme today, eh sada?