Supremes Uphold Health Care Law

[FORD]

Seriously E, a colonoscopy and a prostate exam are a must at our age....

But Alex Jones says if I do that, then Obama will plant a tracking device up my ass!!111!!!

[ELVIS]

And charge 25,000 for it...

[ELVIS]

Wait, we got Obamacare...

Obama will fuck you up the ass for free...

[Angel]

Our healthcare does not cover dental; however, there is a national dental plan for children of low-income parents.

Psychologists are not part of our basic healthcare, but psychiatrists are, which sucks. Means patients get drugs, but not the talk therapy which will benefit them more.

[ELVIS]

Of course they get drugs, that's the scam...

[FORD]

Of course they get drugs, that's the scam...

Yeah, but at least in Canada the prices are more reasonable. And you can buy Tylenol with coedine at the local London Drug store. And the real medicine (the stuff God made) is decriminalized.

[ELVIS]

Hmmm...

[Angel]

Yeah, but at least in Canada the prices are more reasonable. And you can buy Tylenol with coedine at the local London Drug store. And the real medicine (the stuff God made) is decriminalized.

Yes, you can buy Tylenol 1 or 2 without a rx, but they do record your name for monitoring purposes. T-3's and 4's require a rx, and in some provinces require triplicate.

Marijuana has NOT been decriminalized...don't know where you got that idea from Ford...

[ELVIS]

He likes to take creative liberties...

[ELVIS]

So tell me, what's the pacemaker for, atrial fibrillation ??

[Angel]

Yes, we call ourselves the sane people.

Sesh, you are the best. Even better when read with a Scottish accent. :cheers:

[Angel]

So tell me, what's the pacemaker for, atrial fibrillation ??

Nope. It's a dual lead. Sick Sinus Syndrome and AV Block.

My mom got one for AV Block 10 years after I got mine, and my grandma got one for SSS the year after that. At least my gran was the appropriate age, I was 27.

[ELVIS]

Hmmm...

That's interesting...

[Angel]

The nurses loved having someone young on the cardiac ward for a change, but yeah, very rare for Sick Sinus in one so young, as you know.

Probably caused by an infection when I was younger. I'm thankful for our healthcare though. I've had two sets of leads, 3 pacers, and one pocket re-assignment. I'd be broke or dead if I'd had to pay for all those surgeries myself.

[ELVIS]

Yeah, the cardiologists these days are pretty damn sharp...