"Jesus Take The Wheel Day" : March 31, 2013???

[FORD]

https://www.facebook.com/events/102311426566161/

Wow.... is this the modern version of the snake-handler churches???

[jhale667]

Even assuming they're all going to be "on the highways" let's hope Jesus makes sure all their cars get front-end alignments before 3/13

[gbranton]

Even assuming they're all going to be "on the highways" let's hope Jesus makes sure all their cars get front-end alignments before 3/13

That won't help around here. We don't have flat roads, they are all crowned for drainage. The carnage will be colossal and yet awesome to behold.

[DONNIEP]

I just want to know if Jesus is gonna pay to fill up my car. I can handle the driving part - I just need some divine intervention with the goddamn gas prices!

[FORD]

I just want to know if Jesus is gonna pay to fill up my car. I can handle the driving part - I just need some divine intervention with the goddamn gas prices!

If you fill your tank with water, maybe He can turn it into gas?

[DONNIEP]

If you fill your tank with water, maybe He can turn it into gas?

I'd rather He turn my well into a Kegerator...

[jhale667]

That won't help around here. We don't have flat roads, they are all crowned for drainage. The carnage will be colossal and yet awesome to behold.

Meh, with L.A. traffic, it'd just be hundreds of bumper-tap collisions at 25 mph max...

[DONNIEP]

Meh, with L.A. traffic, it'd just be hundreds of bumper-tap collisions at 25 mph max...

It used to take me almost an hour to get home from work when I lived in San Diego. 12 miles from door to door. At least California had Happy Hour back when I lived there...a couple of beers or scotch and waters at the local Chilis in Miramar and traffic cleared up nicely

[envy_me]

I think this event is proof that Jesus believes in Darwins selection.

[vandeleur]

I think this is a wind up .... nobody is that crazy ... what about the people who they hurt who couldnt give a shit about their faith ...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

** Biting Tongue **

[ELVIS]

This thread is dumber than the usual crap...

[FORD]

Well, I can personally testify to a time when Jesus actually DID take the wheel......

Back in the early 1990s me and the chick I was with at the time went off to Portland for the weekend, dropped some acid and got absolutely no sleep. By the time we drove home, I was completely sober, but very tired. I remember driving as far north as Longview, and next thing I know, I'm in Centralia. There's about an hour of driving in between there that I cannot explain. I don't know who was driving, but it wasn't me, and it wasn't her.

Jesus....aliens....my piece of shit Dodge Aries magically transformed into KITT and drove itself.... pick any explanation you want, but it happened.

Now having said that, there's no way in Hell I would have ever tried that on purpose....

[jhale667]

I think this event is proof that Jesus believes in Darwins selection.

Yeah, like he wants to thin the herd of all his followers who'd be stupid enough to do something like that...

[DONNIEP]