The Batman Psyop thread

[ELVIS]

You're not a man ??

[chefcraig]

No dear, that would make me a man.

Which, having one or yearning for one of that particular length?

[LoungeMachine]

Hmmm. Maybe that is why a lot of Mormons I know work for the CIA. .

Thanks, I just won $20

[ELVIS]

That's a man, baby!

[jhale667]

Thanks, I just won $20

[Sensible Shoes]

You're not a man ??

No I'm not. Are you?

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, my family were all country folks, both my grandfathers were farmers and owned farms. You always threw a rifle in the truck to go feed the cattle. Rats and snakes in the barn, wolves, wild dogs or who knows what out in the fields. Guns were tools that we were taught to respect early in life, nobody EVER thought about pointing one at a human being.

Exactly. If you said you were buying a firearm for defense when I was a kid people would think you were out there paranoid. The guns were for hunting, dispatching pests with and mostly just to shoot for fun.

[ELVIS]

No I'm not. Are you?

I'm THE man, baby!

[Satan]

I'm THE man, baby!

Joe Jackson fan, are you?

[ELVIS]

Exactly. If you said you were buying a firearm for defense when I was a kid people would think you were out there paranoid. The guns were for hunting, dispatching pests with and mostly just to shoot for fun.

Yeah, I used to live in Mayberry too...

But guess what ??

SHIT AIN'T LIKE THAT!

IT'S ALL FUCKED UP !!!!

[ELVIS]

Joe Jackson fan, are you?

No, but I'm sure you are...

[Hardrock69]

Department Of Homeland Security mysteriously predicted this only a month ago.....

[ELVIS]

Department Of Homeland Security mysteriously predicted this only a month ago.....

I posted that YouTube but nobody cares...

I mean, who cares about facts ??

[Satan]

No, but I'm sure you are...

Absolutely. It was a brilliant song, and the lyrics, regarding how you mortals fall for deceptive marketing bullshit are even more true now than they were when Joe wrote them over 30 years ago.....

Pretty soon now
Y'know I'm gonna make a comeback
And like the birds and the bees in the trees
It's a sure-fire smash
I'll speak
To the masses throughout the media
And if you got anything to say to me
You can say it with cash
'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Kung fu
That was one of my good ones
Well what's a few broken bones
When we all know it's good clean fun
Skateboards
I've almost made them respectable
You see I can't always get through to you
So I go for your son
I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
Didja looka looka lookit alla blood
Give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Right now
I think I'm gonna plan a new trend
Because the line on the graph's getting low
And we can't have that
And you think you're immune
But I can sell you anything
Anything from a thin safety pin
To a pork pie hat
'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

[Hardrock69]

Yeah, nobody cares. So a bunch of people died.

*yaaawwwwwn*

So what?

People die every day.