Rahm Emanuel persecutes Christian run Chick-Fil-A

[clarathecarrot]

Hate to spoil your fantasies, creepy as they are, but cross dressing wouldn't be an option for me, even if I wanted to try it.

Where the fuck would I find size 17 women's shoes?

Never could do makeup either..... had the brilliant idea of going with the Clockwork Orange eye makeup one Halloween, but the nervous twitches my eye made every time my girlfriend got close with the eyeliner pencil, pretty much rendered the idea useless.
As for you and Elvis continuing to have this fantasy of me being a gay man, well I think that says far more about you than it does me. Even to the point of dragging me into threads I hadn't even posted in before now......

One of my girlfriends from long ago had brown eyes, and she had these bright blue contact lenses it took me like 1/2 the day but I finally got one of them in my eye, she didn't notice for hours I was cracking up. She screamed then laughed her ass off..lol.

Stupid story, but it had to be told.

[Nitro Express]

I don't know about sky daddy but all his millions of sky mommies love cock. Where do you think all of us came from?

[FORD]

I don't know about sky daddy but all his millions of sky mommies love cock. Where do you think all of us came from?

I used to think the Mormon idea about Elohim and his harem of goddess wives cranking out "spirit babies" was ridiculous, but now I'm not so sure.

Certainly would explain why this world is so fucked up, if He's so busy getting celestially laid that He doesn't have time to pay attention to anything else.

[ELVIS]

So what do you think of the "Pink Pistols", Elvis??

No it's not a band.......

http://civilliberty.about.com/od/gun...nk-Pistols.htm

Sounds fine to me, and the founder is libertarian...

[FORD]

So you hate gays and gun control, but gay gun nuts are cool?

[ELVIS]

I don't hate gays, I hate being told i'm intolerant when I say what I believe...

[jhale667]

I don't hate gays, I hate being told i'm intolerant when I say what I believe...

[Dr. Love]

Says the guy who burns them all the time...

I'm not a fast food expert like you...

YES YOU ARE, since you're only qualified for fast food gigs these days, Nurse Jackass.

[FORD]

Fries are not food...

Of course they are. God made potatoes, didn't He?

Like any white carb though, it's not something you should eat every day.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Guess what I had for lunch, hehehe....

[FORD]

Elvis would never make a homophobic comment to one of the "Pink Pistols" because they would probably shoot him.

[jhale667]

Oh, the humanities!

Guess what I had for lunch, hehehe....

Think of your blood pressure, man!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Hate to spoil your fantasies, creepy as they are, but cross dressing wouldn't be an option for me, even if I wanted to try it.

Where the fuck would I find size 17 women's shoes?

Never could do makeup either..... had the brilliant idea of going with the Clockwork Orange eye makeup one Halloween, but the nervous twitches my eye made every time my girlfriend got close with the eyeliner pencil, pretty much rendered the idea useless.

As for you and Elvis continuing to have this fantasy of me being a gay man, well I think that says far more about you than it does me. Even to the point of dragging me into threads I hadn't even posted in before now......

http://www.pleaserusa.com/regular.as...l=0&ShowPage=5

[jhale667]

Holy crap.

Don't ask where PB got that link...

[Blaze]