The war on Christmas??
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Black Velvet. We used to drive by this big billboard when I was a kid and it had those sexy classy Black Velvet women on it. It remained a Black Velvet billboard for years but the women on it would change. All I knew is I wanted a Black Velvet woman when I grew up.
HAHA! Totally man. Get out of my brain. I bet those hot chicks smoked Virginia Slims too!“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Now I'm much older, don't have friends around, grandparents & mom are gone, no dogs to stick reindeer ears on, no family worth a phone call, and no huge meal to look forward to. With those gone all I see is the commercialism, politics, and fighting between religious & non religious types over a time of year that used to be special. No reason to play along any more for me. Makes me sad when I hear of people spending more time in line before a store opens up than at home gathered on the couch watching Charlie Brown. Sad indeed.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Champagne and Guinness, mate. The only way to make them. Eight or nine of them and you blitz right thru Christmas and wind up two days after New Years, and you have to make up the lie about your grammy getting hit by a busAmerican by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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I was skiing with a guy that was an ER nurse. New Years was coming up and I said I bet you are going to be busy. He said actually Christmas was busier than New Years. He said people beat the shit out of each other and even kill each other over Christmas. LOL! He said one woman stabbed her husband because he bought her a cheaper ring than she wanted. He said Christmas could be a real blood bath.Last edited by Nitro Express; 12-11-2012, 03:55 AM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Can somebody explain Boxing Day to me while I'm still half way sober? I think it originated with the upper class re-gifting their presents to the servants back in the day. But all I know about Boxing Day is that Killer Queen has a proper piss up and posts it online. What is Boxing Day???American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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I had that all figured out when I was four years old. Some things are just instinctive. You know you want it but might not know exactly why or what to do if you got it.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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